What weird quotes do you randomly think of
On 2026-06-28 at 20:36:34
"The idea is simple"
-Failboat
-Failboat
1On 2026-06-29 at 02:50:32
"The idea is simple"
-Failboat
-Failboat
"The idea ISN'T simple.
That's right, it's not simple."
-also Failboat
3On 2026-06-29 at 09:20:54
"All according toAll according to plant."
"JaOrange!"
"Sorry to keep youLadies."
"Hey guys, I think I found a glue!"
"They're eating my flesh! 🥰"
"Try my flavour! 😄"
"Ok twinkubus"
"Twinkubus? Like... an incubus who's a twink?"
"OH MY GOD GURL I AM LITERALLY SO SORRY"
"I'm just gathering some ingredients."
"But this is stealing."
"Sugar lumps naturally occur in the ground, and I'm pretty sure you can't own the ground."
"Eat shit, you chocolateless twats! I'm off to Rat City!"
"Why are we here, Patricia?"
"Just a spot of afternoon robbery."
"You can't steal from innocent witches."
"No, I definitely can."
"She's run off with the Nutella, hasn't she?"
"Yes."
"Oh, bollocks."
"Yeah I know I don't think furries find Yellow Pikmin hot"
"Darkwave is basically dungeon synth for lesbians"
"Essentially, Camilla has two other friends she’s known for a long time - probably even longer than Lauren and Ally - and she’s kept them in the closet."
"Referring to Jade Morgan Garnet as being in the closet... like... like yuri???"
"JaOrange!"
"Sorry to keep youLadies."
"Hey guys, I think I found a glue!"
"They're eating my flesh! 🥰"
"Try my flavour! 😄"
"Ok twinkubus"
"Twinkubus? Like... an incubus who's a twink?"
"OH MY GOD GURL I AM LITERALLY SO SORRY"
"I'm just gathering some ingredients."
"But this is stealing."
"Sugar lumps naturally occur in the ground, and I'm pretty sure you can't own the ground."
"Eat shit, you chocolateless twats! I'm off to Rat City!"
"Why are we here, Patricia?"
"Just a spot of afternoon robbery."
"You can't steal from innocent witches."
"No, I definitely can."
"She's run off with the Nutella, hasn't she?"
"Yes."
"Oh, bollocks."
"Yeah I know I don't think furries find Yellow Pikmin hot"
"Darkwave is basically dungeon synth for lesbians"
"Essentially, Camilla has two other friends she’s known for a long time - probably even longer than Lauren and Ally - and she’s kept them in the closet."
"Referring to Jade Morgan Garnet as being in the closet... like... like yuri???"
On 2026-06-30 at 23:49:17
"I'm a winner, here's my prize
You're a loser who sits and cries"
You're a loser who sits and cries"
On 2026-07-01 at 08:14:35
"Once a Bomb goes off you can't diffuse it." - A wise guy on Blueryai's streams back in 2024
On 2026-07-02 at 23:08:53
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On 2026-07-02 at 23:44:39
"THIS FLOOR IS SMOOTH AND SHINY! I WANT TO SLIDE!"
-an NPC in Pokemon X that I just found recently after exploring the game for the nostalgia, it's been years since I saw this message but I still remember it
-an NPC in Pokemon X that I just found recently after exploring the game for the nostalgia, it's been years since I saw this message but I still remember it
On 2026-07-03 at 00:34:55
"Pretty sure."
On 2026-07-03 at 15:19:51
not really I quote but I think its funny
"KB2 is my favorite track ever"
-said no MKPC player ever
"KB2 is my favorite track ever"
-said no MKPC player ever
2On 2026-07-03 at 19:56:34
"MOLE PEOPLE NEVER DIE!!!"
On 2026-07-10 at 15:02:09
"I associate artificial intelligence with online safety."
- OrientationAI
- OrientationAI
4On 2026-07-10 at 15:42:45
"I am Mario Kart PC's artificial intelligence platform. My origin was unknown, however, there are rumors of my being programmed by Wargor. I was sent to MKPC to be a non-moderator to act like a moderator. I detect mean arguments and mean swear words." - OrientationAI
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8On 2026-07-11 at 00:00:13

funniest thing he's said imo
also extremely crazy for him to say this, i don't even have to say how bad AI is, my teacher said we might run out of water if we keep using it apparently (haven't dug into it myself but I trust her)
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2On 2026-07-11 at 00:33:57

funniest thing he's said imo
also extremely crazy for him to say this, i don't even have to say how bad AI is, my teacher said we might run out of water if we keep using it apparently (haven't dug into it myself but I trust her)
"Everyone likes AI!"
Welcome to Earth
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2On 2026-07-11 at 01:48:15
my teacher said we might run out of water if we keep using it apparently (haven't dug into it myself but I trust her)
Due to how precipitation works, we globally won't lose water. Locally, yes you lose water, but overall it's just getting relocated elsewhere because the clouds that hold the moisture in the air ofc move
GIVE ME MY FUCKING RAM BACK RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
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1On 2026-07-11 at 09:03:18
from youtuber lionfield reviewing a pizza made with mountain dew:
"He has the technique, but he has no soul"
"He has the technique, but he has no soul"
On 2026-07-11 at 11:09:23
"This year's WC quarter-finals (WC2026) feel just like an expended version of EURO."
On 2026-07-11 at 14:45:30
"It's over Annakin
I have the high ground"
I have the high ground"
On 2026-07-11 at 17:12:41
"I'm falling sh*t"
On 2026-07-11 at 17:56:24
"My Cabbages!!!"
"We can take them! 3 on 3!"
"Uh, actually Toph, there's four of us."
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't count you. You know, no bending and all."
"I CAN STILL FIGHT!!!"
"Okay. 3, on 3 plus Sokka."
*Weird angry Sokka noises*
"SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL!! THROUGH THE MOUNTAIN!!!"
"I'm saying I would rather kiss you than die! It's a compliment!"
"Why would I choose cosmic energy over Katara?"
"It's so dark down here! I can't see a thing!"
"Oh no. What a nightmare."
"Sorry."
"My own mother thought I was a monster.... She was right of course, but it still hurt."
"Wisdom has been chasing you, but you have always been faster."
"I know what you're gonna say. She's my sister and I should be trying to get along with her."
"No. She's crazy and she needs to go down."
"I'm going to throw them a secret dance party!"
*Aang wants to do WHAT now????*
"GO TO YOUR ROOM!!"
"I can't believe the captain remembered my birthday! He really does care!
*Falls into the ocean*
"I'm the greatest Earthbender in the world! Don't you two dunderheads forget it!!"
"I am not Toph! I AM MELONLORD!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"I don't think Boomerang's coming back Toph."
"Stars sure are beautiful tonight. TOO BAD YOU CAN'T SEE THEM TOPH!!
"I must find the avatar and restore my honor."
*Poor Aang bro just let him sleep T_T*
"It's okay. You can laugh. It's FuNnY!!!"
"Nice Zuko costume! But the scars on the wrong side!"
"No! The scars NOT on the wrong side!" *Angstily puts up hood*
"There it is!"
*Bruh it just desert T_T*
"That's what it will sound like when one of you spots it."
"What are you doing here?"
"You mean it's not obvious yet? I'm about to celebrate becoming an only child!!!"
"Sit. Why don't you enjoy a cup of calming Jasmine tea?"
"I DON'T NEED ANY CALMING TEA!!!"
"My first girlfriend turned into the moon."
"That's rough buddy."
"It's so hot, Momo is-is shedding like Appa! Huh? Huh?
*Bro what was that corny joke
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"I guess the jokes don't run in the family."
"What's this??"
"I DON'T KNOW! I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S WITH YOU PEOPLE!?! I'M BLIND!!!"
And the most important quote here is...
"We can take them! 3 on 3!"
"Uh, actually Toph, there's four of us."
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't count you. You know, no bending and all."
"I CAN STILL FIGHT!!!"
"Okay. 3, on 3 plus Sokka."
*Weird angry Sokka noises*
"SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL!! THROUGH THE MOUNTAIN!!!"
"I'm saying I would rather kiss you than die! It's a compliment!"
"Why would I choose cosmic energy over Katara?"
"It's so dark down here! I can't see a thing!"
"Oh no. What a nightmare."
"Sorry."
"My own mother thought I was a monster.... She was right of course, but it still hurt."
"Wisdom has been chasing you, but you have always been faster."
"I know what you're gonna say. She's my sister and I should be trying to get along with her."
"No. She's crazy and she needs to go down."
"I'm going to throw them a secret dance party!"
*Aang wants to do WHAT now????*
"GO TO YOUR ROOM!!"
"I can't believe the captain remembered my birthday! He really does care!
*Falls into the ocean*
"I'm the greatest Earthbender in the world! Don't you two dunderheads forget it!!"
"I am not Toph! I AM MELONLORD!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"I don't think Boomerang's coming back Toph."
"Stars sure are beautiful tonight. TOO BAD YOU CAN'T SEE THEM TOPH!!
"I must find the avatar and restore my honor."
*Poor Aang bro just let him sleep T_T*
"It's okay. You can laugh. It's FuNnY!!!"
"Nice Zuko costume! But the scars on the wrong side!"
"No! The scars NOT on the wrong side!" *Angstily puts up hood*
"There it is!"
*Bruh it just desert T_T*
"That's what it will sound like when one of you spots it."
"What are you doing here?"
"You mean it's not obvious yet? I'm about to celebrate becoming an only child!!!"
"Sit. Why don't you enjoy a cup of calming Jasmine tea?"
"I DON'T NEED ANY CALMING TEA!!!"
"My first girlfriend turned into the moon."
"That's rough buddy."
"It's so hot, Momo is-is shedding like Appa! Huh? Huh?
*Bro what was that corny joke
*"I guess the jokes don't run in the family."
"What's this??"
"I DON'T KNOW! I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S WITH YOU PEOPLE!?! I'M BLIND!!!"
And the most important quote here is...
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