Stupid Item Ideas.

Uh there is such thing as a yellow shell in Mario kart. In Mario kart World they have the gold shell which I know is called the gold shell but it is yellow.

Different Versions of Blue Shell they should NOT use in Mario Kart:

Triple Blue Shell: You get three blue shells spinning around you that you can throw.

Light Blue Shell: The Blue Shell but hits people in last place.

The Pedastol Shell: Like the Blue Shell but Three of them go at once at hit the players in 1st 2nd and 3rd.

ALPHA BLUE SHELL: Use it to send a Blue Shell to everyone except you.

The Timer Shell: Basically the blue shell and when sent it hovers above them until they are a few feet away from the finish line then it will strike.

Last but not least, PAY FOR ONLINE Blue Shell:
100 Blue Shells come hurdling towards the player in 1st. A bunch of PAY FOR NINTENDO ONLINE ads pop up on your screen so you can't see. If you don't pay, 100 more blue shells come.

This already exists as the Dark Shell in MKPC

the realistic laws item: an item that forbids voting for a food themed track. only for online race

Funny item: When you use an eagle, everyone else's screen is covered with a translucent American flag.

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but the yellow shell he talks about is matte and worthless.

The TEMU disk.

When pulled,

We've had Blue Shells, we've had Dark Shells, but now I give you...

THE NUCLEAR SHELL.

Launch it, and... kaboom! Everyone in the race spins out for thirty seconds, and don't even think about trying to dodge it, it's impossible!

Use a star, nope! A Bullet Bill? Nuh-uh. Not even falling will save you!

And if you thought that was crazy, think again! The track gets covered with nuclear fallout shortly after and makes the entire track offroad! Not even a mushroom will work to speed you up.

Coming to Mario Kart PC as paid DLC on Nevertober 7136th, 2763!

VR Bomb: It makes the person with the most VR stop moving until everyone else finishes the race, causing them to lose and give everyone else more VR.

10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10 shell: Like a blue shell, but has a 10% chance of doing one of the following:

-Hitting the person in 1st place normally.

-Hitting the person who threw it and playing a rickroll on their end for the rest of the race.

-Hitting every person on the track, even if they are using items that can dodge blue shells.

-Permanently banning the account of the person who gets hit by it, irreversible by moderators.

-Automatically making you follow the account of the person who got hit. The person who got hit also follows you back.

-Freezing the screen of the player who got hit.

-A random account who follows the person who got hit randomly gets summoned into the online race. The shell aims for the person with the most followers in the current online game and not 1st place. (if there are no followers of that person online, then it results in a dud. If nobody in the race has any followers, then it also results in a dud.)

-Summoning an account with over 40,000 VR into the race. Accounts with higher VR are prioritized. (if there are none online, then it results in a dud.)

-The person who gets hit is forced to vote the same track they played in the next online race.

-Automatically giving the person who is about to get hit an item that can dodge the shell.

There is also no difference between the sprite of the normal blue shell and the 10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10 shell.

You literally tricked me into following you. ✌️

We've gotten a blueshell a green shell red shell but now we present The baby blueshell

It's a blueshell but tiny and has a diaper it has a 10% chance of hitting 1st and a 90% chance to only make 1st place 50% slower for 4.5 seconds

Coming to Mario kart 71 in November 1st 2941

Yoshi coin.

Just a coin but it looks better.

Coming to Yakkos kart from a collab of the warner brothers and Nintendo on the doc bundle pack 34 for the Nintendo switch 2345628 on Febuary 30th, 9999999999999999999999999

get it?

The chinese toy phone

It plays Butterfly by Smile for 10 seconds in the drop and shakes the screen of every racer except who launched it.

Imagine using a stupid item and the background music changes to this:


Or even worse, this:

Purple Lightning
Flings everyone and shrinks for 100 seconds