What weird quotes do you randomly think of
18082 pts ★ Master
9654 pts ★ ExpertOn 2026-06-28 at 16:14:16
"I will send you to Jesus ! "
-Steven He
-Steven He
On 2026-06-28 at 20:36:34
"The idea is simple"
-Failboat
-Failboat
1On 2026-06-29 at 02:50:32
"The idea is simple"
-Failboat
-Failboat
"The idea ISN'T simple.
That's right, it's not simple."
-also Failboat
3On 2026-06-29 at 09:20:54
"All according toAll according to plant."
"JaOrange!"
"Sorry to keep youLadies."
"Hey guys, I think I found a glue!"
"They're eating my flesh! 🥰"
"Try my flavour! 😄"
"Ok twinkubus"
"Twinkubus? Like... an incubus who's a twink?"
"OH MY GOD GURL I AM LITERALLY SO SORRY"
"I'm just gathering some ingredients."
"But this is stealing."
"Sugar lumps naturally occur in the ground, and I'm pretty sure you can't own the ground."
"Eat shit, you chocolateless twats! I'm off to Rat City!"
"Why are we here, Patricia?"
"Just a spot of afternoon robbery."
"You can't steal from innocent witches."
"No, I definitely can."
"She's run off with the Nutella, hasn't she?"
"Yes."
"Oh, bollocks."
"Yeah I know I don't think furries find Yellow Pikmin hot"
"Darkwave is basically dungeon synth for lesbians"
"Essentially, Camilla has two other friends she’s known for a long time - probably even longer than Lauren and Ally - and she’s kept them in the closet."
"Referring to Jade Morgan Garnet as being in the closet... like... like yuri???"
"JaOrange!"
"Sorry to keep youLadies."
"Hey guys, I think I found a glue!"
"They're eating my flesh! 🥰"
"Try my flavour! 😄"
"Ok twinkubus"
"Twinkubus? Like... an incubus who's a twink?"
"OH MY GOD GURL I AM LITERALLY SO SORRY"
"I'm just gathering some ingredients."
"But this is stealing."
"Sugar lumps naturally occur in the ground, and I'm pretty sure you can't own the ground."
"Eat shit, you chocolateless twats! I'm off to Rat City!"
"Why are we here, Patricia?"
"Just a spot of afternoon robbery."
"You can't steal from innocent witches."
"No, I definitely can."
"She's run off with the Nutella, hasn't she?"
"Yes."
"Oh, bollocks."
"Yeah I know I don't think furries find Yellow Pikmin hot"
"Darkwave is basically dungeon synth for lesbians"
"Essentially, Camilla has two other friends she’s known for a long time - probably even longer than Lauren and Ally - and she’s kept them in the closet."
"Referring to Jade Morgan Garnet as being in the closet... like... like yuri???"
On 2026-06-30 at 23:49:17
"I'm a winner, here's my prize
You're a loser who sits and cries"
You're a loser who sits and cries"
On 2026-07-01 at 08:14:35
"Once a Bomb goes off you can't diffuse it." - A wise guy on Blueryai's streams back in 2024
On 2026-07-02 at 23:08:53
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On 2026-07-02 at 23:44:39
"THIS FLOOR IS SMOOTH AND SHINY! I WANT TO SLIDE!"
-an NPC in Pokemon X that I just found recently after exploring the game for the nostalgia, it's been years since I saw this message but I still remember it
-an NPC in Pokemon X that I just found recently after exploring the game for the nostalgia, it's been years since I saw this message but I still remember it
On 2026-07-03 at 00:34:55
"Pretty sure."
On 2026-07-03 at 06:04:13
"this is the nonsense lab this is where it's nonsense here's one example
now that's nonsense another example is 🌈🧑🏼🔧⛰️🪨🚂🌈👑🧑🏼🌾👱🏼🏝️⛰️👑⛰️👱🏼🧑🏼🔧🪨👑🐄🧑🏼🔧⛰️🪨🐄⛰️⛰️👑⛰️🧑🏼🔧⛰️🎊🐢🎉🌍👑👱🏼😭☠️🐢🏝️😳🎊🎊🦖🏜️ now that's even more nonsense this is one last example ╮(╯_╰)╭┐(´(エ)｀)┌乁[ ◕ ᴥ ◕ ]ㄏ¯\_(⊙_ʖ⊙)_/¯乁[ᓀ˵▾˵ᓂ]ㄏ┐(´ー｀)┌乁( ⁰͡ Ĺ̯ ⁰͡ ) ㄏ}:‑)B-)8-)^_^:^)(^^):-);-):,-)(•‿•)ʘ‿ʘʘ‿ʘ(θ‿θ)(•‿•)◉‿◉(・∀・)(✷‿✷)(◔‿◔)｡◕‿◕｡(◕ᴗ◕✿)(ʘᴗʘ✿)(人 •͈ᴗ•͈)(๑♡⌓♡๑)(｡♡‿♡｡)(●♡∀♡)(✿ ♡‿♡)( ◜‿◝ )♡(｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤(｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ(っ.❛ ᴗ ❛.)っ(o´･_･)っ(⊃ • ʖ̫ • )⊃⊂((・▽・))⊃༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ୧(﹒︠ᴗ﹒︡)୨ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗᕙ(＠°▽°＠)ᕗᕙ( • ‿ • )ᕗᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗᕙ[･･]ᕗᕙ( ¤ 〰 ¤ )ᕗV●ᴥ●VV●ᴥ●VU ´꓃ ` UU^ｪ^Uヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/(☉｡☉)!＼(°o°)／(☉｡☉)!ヽ((◎д◎))ゝw(°ｏ°)w(･o･;)(＾3＾♪⁽⁽ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ⁾⁾♪ヽ(･ˇ∀ˇ･ゞ)┌(・。・)┘♪⁽⁽◝( •௰• )◜⁾⁾¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯┐( ∵ )┌╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭¯\(°_o)/¯(┛ಸ_ಸ)┛彡┻━┻(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻(┛ಸ_ಸ)┛彡┻━┻(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻(ﾉ´･ω･)ﾉ ﾐ ┻━┻(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻(┛ಸ_ಸ)┛彡┻━┻(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(ﾉ´･ω･)ﾉ ﾐ ┻━┻ಠಗಠಠωಠಠಗಠಠ ͜ʖ ಠಠಗಠಠಗಠಠωಠಠಗಠಠಗಠಠωಠ(･ัω･ั)( ；∀；)(╯︵╰,)•́ ‿ ,•̀(･ัω･ั)•́ ‿ ,•̀(╯︵╰,)ヘ（。□°）ヘミ●﹏☉ミヘ（。□°）ヘヘ（。□°）ヘミ●﹏☉ミ→(° °)┗☜ (↼_↼)→(° °)┗⟵(o_O)┗(•ˇ_ˇ•)―→┗(•ˇ_ˇ•)―→☜ (↼_↼)→(° °)┗⟵(o_O)
Now that's what I call nonsense the nonsense lab join now 0.99 per month"
"DID you clean the bathroom and did you clean the roof of the house with a toothpick"
"Chicken microwave"
"WHY DID YOU PUT THE FRENCH FRIES IN THE MICROWAVE AND THE RAMEN IN THE OVEN (MICROWAVE AND OVEN EXPLODES!) DARN IT THIS IS YOURE FAULT I HAVE TO PAY 2628362825282538253823638$ON THE MICROWAVE AND 22829282376392638326383628$ ON THE OVEN
YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MOM AND DAD LEFT US MOM AND DAD DOESN'T EVEN LOVE YOU YOU'RE A MISTAKE TO THIS FAMILY ME MOM AND DAD HOPED YOU DIE WHEN YOU WHERE A BABY the end (said grampa joe) thank you grampa joe for reading us a story (said Theodore and andy) : )-)-("
now that's nonsense another example is 🌈🧑🏼🔧⛰️🪨🚂🌈👑🧑🏼🌾👱🏼🏝️⛰️👑⛰️👱🏼🧑🏼🔧🪨👑🐄🧑🏼🔧⛰️🪨🐄⛰️⛰️👑⛰️🧑🏼🔧⛰️🎊🐢🎉🌍👑👱🏼😭☠️🐢🏝️😳🎊🎊🦖🏜️ now that's even more nonsense this is one last example ╮(╯_╰)╭┐(´(エ)｀)┌乁[ ◕ ᴥ ◕ ]ㄏ¯\_(⊙_ʖ⊙)_/¯乁[ᓀ˵▾˵ᓂ]ㄏ┐(´ー｀)┌乁( ⁰͡ Ĺ̯ ⁰͡ ) ㄏ}:‑)B-)8-)^_^:^)(^^):-);-):,-)(•‿•)ʘ‿ʘʘ‿ʘ(θ‿θ)(•‿•)◉‿◉(・∀・)(✷‿✷)(◔‿◔)｡◕‿◕｡(◕ᴗ◕✿)(ʘᴗʘ✿)(人 •͈ᴗ•͈)(๑♡⌓♡๑)(｡♡‿♡｡)(●♡∀♡)(✿ ♡‿♡)( ◜‿◝ )♡(｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤(｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ(っ.❛ ᴗ ❛.)っ(o´･_･)っ(⊃ • ʖ̫ • )⊃⊂((・▽・))⊃༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ୧(﹒︠ᴗ﹒︡)୨ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗᕙ(＠°▽°＠)ᕗᕙ( • ‿ • )ᕗᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗᕙ[･･]ᕗᕙ( ¤ 〰 ¤ )ᕗV●ᴥ●VV●ᴥ●VU ´꓃ ` UU^ｪ^Uヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/(☉｡☉)!＼(°o°)／(☉｡☉)!ヽ((◎д◎))ゝw(°ｏ°)w(･o･;)(＾3＾♪⁽⁽ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ⁾⁾♪ヽ(･ˇ∀ˇ･ゞ)┌(・。・)┘♪⁽⁽◝( •௰• )◜⁾⁾¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯┐( ∵ )┌╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭¯\(°_o)/¯(┛ಸ_ಸ)┛彡┻━┻(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻(┛ಸ_ಸ)┛彡┻━┻(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻(ﾉ´･ω･)ﾉ ﾐ ┻━┻(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻(┛ಸ_ಸ)┛彡┻━┻(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(ﾉ´･ω･)ﾉ ﾐ ┻━┻ಠಗಠಠωಠಠಗಠಠ ͜ʖ ಠಠಗಠಠಗಠಠωಠಠಗಠಠಗಠಠωಠ(･ัω･ั)( ；∀；)(╯︵╰,)•́ ‿ ,•̀(･ัω･ั)•́ ‿ ,•̀(╯︵╰,)ヘ（。□°）ヘミ●﹏☉ミヘ（。□°）ヘヘ（。□°）ヘミ●﹏☉ミ→(° °)┗☜ (↼_↼)→(° °)┗⟵(o_O)┗(•ˇ_ˇ•)―→┗(•ˇ_ˇ•)―→☜ (↼_↼)→(° °)┗⟵(o_O)Now that's what I call nonsense the nonsense lab join now 0.99 per month"
"DID you clean the bathroom and did you clean the roof of the house with a toothpick"
"Chicken microwave"
"WHY DID YOU PUT THE FRENCH FRIES IN THE MICROWAVE AND THE RAMEN IN THE OVEN (MICROWAVE AND OVEN EXPLODES!) DARN IT THIS IS YOURE FAULT I HAVE TO PAY 2628362825282538253823638$ON THE MICROWAVE AND 22829282376392638326383628$ ON THE OVEN
YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MOM AND DAD LEFT US MOM AND DAD DOESN'T EVEN LOVE YOU YOU'RE A MISTAKE TO THIS FAMILY ME MOM AND DAD HOPED YOU DIE WHEN YOU WHERE A BABY the end (said grampa joe) thank you grampa joe for reading us a story (said Theodore and andy) : )-)-("On 2026-07-03 at 15:19:51
not really I quote but I think its funny
"KB2 is my favorite track ever"
-said no MKPC player ever
"KB2 is my favorite track ever"
-said no MKPC player ever
2On 2026-07-03 at 19:56:34
"MOLE PEOPLE NEVER DIE!!!"
Yesterday at 15:02:09
"I associate artificial intelligence with online safety."
- OrientationAI
- OrientationAI
3Yesterday at 15:42:45
"I am Mario Kart PC's artificial intelligence platform. My origin was unknown, however, there are rumors of my being programmed by Wargor. I was sent to MKPC to be a non-moderator to act like a moderator. I detect mean arguments and mean swear words." - OrientationAI
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6Today at 00:00:13
funniest thing he's said imo
also extremely crazy for him to say this, i don't even have to say how bad AI is, my teacher said we might run out of water if we keep using it apparently (haven't dug into it myself but I trust her)
4Today at 00:33:57
funniest thing he's said imo
also extremely crazy for him to say this, i don't even have to say how bad AI is, my teacher said we might run out of water if we keep using it apparently (haven't dug into it myself but I trust her)
"Everyone likes AI!"
Welcome to Earth
Population: 1
3Today at 01:48:15
my teacher said we might run out of water if we keep using it apparently (haven't dug into it myself but I trust her)
Due to how precipitation works, we globally won't lose water. Locally, yes you lose water, but overall it's just getting relocated elsewhere because the clouds that hold the moisture in the air ofc move
GIVE ME MY FUCKING RAM BACK RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH