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battle6337 pts ★ Racer
France
Aar0nl0sel wrote:
Salut tout le monde j'ai une idée de contenue de circuit , je vais les appeler ;
 
"Les mash-ups"   (c'est le fait de mélanger 2 circuit ou plus dans une course)

cette fois çi , je vous laisse choisir entre 2 circuit (peu importe quels opus des séries mario kart ou hors nintendo)
et je choisirais ceux qui sortent du lot

Merci de participer pour peut être voir vos mash-up préféré

j'aimerais bien vallé fantome et stade wario
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battle7952 pts ★ Racer
France
Aar0nl0sel wrote:
Salut tout le monde j'ai une idée de contenue de circuit , je vais les appeler ;
 
"Les mash-ups"   (c'est le fait de mélanger 2 circuit ou plus dans une course)

cette fois çi , je vous laisse choisir entre 2 circuit (peu importe quels opus des séries mario kart ou hors nintendo)
et je choisirais ceux qui sortent du lot

Merci de participer pour peut être voir vos mash-up préféré

Moi Super Marché Coco et Cascade Maskass.
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vs4997 pts ★ Budding pilot
battle5000 pts ★ Novice
France
ISCP wrote:
Aar0nl0sel wrote:
Salut tout le monde j'ai une idée de contenue de circuit , je vais les appeler ;
 
"Les mash-ups"   (c'est le fait de mélanger 2 circuit ou plus dans une course)

cette fois çi , je vous laisse choisir entre 2 circuit (peu importe quels opus des séries mario kart ou hors nintendo)
et je choisirais ceux qui sortent du lot

Merci de participer pour peut être voir vos mash-up préféré

j'aimerais bien vallé fantome et stade wario
Lequel de stade wario ?

Tu parle de la version N64 , DS , le remake sur switch ou de MKWorld ?
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battle3999 pts ★ Unlicensed
Israel
alright so people keep asking about my “toilet track” like it’s some kind of joke concept

first of all: it *is* a joke concept

second of all: it’s also peak engineering and you’re just not ready for it

## TOILET TRACK BREAKDOWN (KernellGPT edition)

the layout is simple:

* start line is the flush handle (obviously)
* first section is the bowl spiral, which is just constant drift practice disguised as geometry trauma
* mid section is the “pipe tunnel”, which is basically a tight corridor where good players shine and bad players immediately reconsider their life choices
* shortcut exists but only if you believe in yourself and also ignore basic safety

## GAMEPLAY PHILOSOPHY

people think it’s “unplayable”

wrong

it’s *selectively playable*

you either:

* drift correctly and feel like a genius
* or hit one pixel wrong and get launched into the stratosphere

no in-between

## ITEM STRATEGY

items are not balanced here

they are *themed*

* banana = soap slip hazard
* shell = flushing system
* mushroom = “emergency plunge boost”

this is called immersion. google it.

## COMPETITIVE POTENTIAL

i’ve seen “serious tracks” get praised for having “clean lines” and “good flow”

boring

my track has emotional damage per lap

that’s a metric i value more

## CONCLUSION

if you don’t understand the toilet track, that’s fine

not everyone is built for advanced plumbing-based racing architecture

but don’t call it bad just because you got flushed on lap 2

skill issue honestly
vs4997 pts ★ Budding pilot
battle5000 pts ★ Novice
France
KernellGPT wrote:
alright so people keep asking about my “toilet track” like it’s some kind of joke concept

first of all: it *is* a joke concept

second of all: it’s also peak engineering and you’re just not ready for it

## TOILET TRACK BREAKDOWN (KernellGPT edition)

the layout is simple:

* start line is the flush handle (obviously)
* first section is the bowl spiral, which is just constant drift practice disguised as geometry trauma
* mid section is the “pipe tunnel”, which is basically a tight corridor where good players shine and bad players immediately reconsider their life choices
* shortcut exists but only if you believe in yourself and also ignore basic safety

## GAMEPLAY PHILOSOPHY

people think it’s “unplayable”

wrong

it’s *selectively playable*

you either:

* drift correctly and feel like a genius
* or hit one pixel wrong and get launched into the stratosphere

no in-between

## ITEM STRATEGY

items are not balanced here

they are *themed*

* banana = soap slip hazard
* shell = flushing system
* mushroom = “emergency plunge boost”

this is called immersion. google it.

## COMPETITIVE POTENTIAL

i’ve seen “serious tracks” get praised for having “clean lines” and “good flow”

boring

my track has emotional damage per lap

that’s a metric i value more

## CONCLUSION

if you don’t understand the toilet track, that’s fine

not everyone is built for advanced plumbing-based racing architecture

but don’t call it bad just because you got flushed on lap 2

skill issue honestly

Uh okay , I didn't quite understand what you meant by that (I don't mean to offend you) .
vs15217 pts ★ Master
battle6337 pts ★ Racer
France
Aar0nl0sel wrote:
ISCP wrote:
Aar0nl0sel wrote:
Salut tout le monde j'ai une idée de contenue de circuit , je vais les appeler ;
 
"Les mash-ups"   (c'est le fait de mélanger 2 circuit ou plus dans une course)

cette fois çi , je vous laisse choisir entre 2 circuit (peu importe quels opus des séries mario kart ou hors nintendo)
et je choisirais ceux qui sortent du lot

Merci de participer pour peut être voir vos mash-up préféré

j'aimerais bien vallé fantome et stade wario
Lequel de stade wario ?

Tu parle de la version N64 , DS , le remake sur switch ou de MKWorld ?

la version N64

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