Something I made long ago but never posted cause I thought it was cringe.

Chapter 1: When I was small, I always just went in the living room and watch racing. By car. Cars just going really fast and going in circles over and over again. It was fun to watch. I don't know why though. It was stupid but somehow entertaining. Then 3 years later, when I was ten, (For those who are mathematically challenged like me, I was seven by the way) I thought to myself: "Can I do that"? I LOVED racing but I really never done it before.
Mom: Honey! Can you go and get some milk from the store please?
Me: Sure mom! Just after this race please!
Mom: *Sigh* Sure go ahead. But make it quick though because I want dinner done early.
After the race I got up and went to the store, stole some milk without being noticed because I didn't want to spend more of my money, and walked home.
Me: Mooooom! I'm hooome!
I walked to the kitchen. Here got it.
Mom: Thanks sweetie.
Anyway I went upstairs, did my homework, and got in bed, put my headphones on, and read my racing comics of course. Once again I thought to myself:
"Can I do that? No. Noo way. My reaction timing absolutely sucks so that's a disadvantage. Might as well." I picked up one of my favorite comics that I read a billion times for years and starting reading it AGAIN. That book never got old. The moment I opened that comic... .

And that's the stupid thing I never posted (: I don't know why I made it again. I still have it saved on online notepad

Anyway I decided to keep this going for some reason because I liked it I don't know why:

Chapter 2:

Little did I know that this would change my life forever. A HUGE portal opened up from the book and sucking everything in my room
Me: Yeah there's no hope in this world the next thing you know the sun is gonna explode tomorrow T_T *Faints*
Mom: Honey! Its time for dinner!
A long silence fills the house
Mom: Honey? *Walks upstairs checking his room* MAX WHERE ARE YOU AT THIS IS NOT A GAME!
Meanwhile: WOAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Mom: HONEYY!!! WHY IS EVERYTHING IN YOUR ROOM GONE!?!?!?! Oh no did he leave...?
Me: AHHHHOHH NO NO NO NO ow. Where am I....... Oh this HAVE to be a dream its not real anyway. *Slaps myself* ITS REALLLL AHHH What do I do What do I do..... WHAT ABOUT DINNER!?!?!? Mom is probably crying right now...
Mom: 911 What's your emergency?
Me: Oh god I probably have a concussion from that fall holy. I'm in a freaking forest what do I do? Calling for help probably won't even work out he- HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE HELP PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Cough* I guess the only way is to climb up that mountain over there. The sooner the better I guess. ?????????: Get in!
Me: What the fu- ?????????: GET IN IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE!
Me: OK OK I WOULD LIKE TO SURVIVE PLEASE STEP ON IT!
?????????: GOD DAMN IT STOP WINING YOU BABY! *Going 80 MPH* WOAHHHAHHHHH *Almost flied out the kart* WOAHHHAAHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE IS THE SEATBELT!?!?!?!? ?????????: WE DON'T DO SEATBELTS AROUND HERE KID! HERE'S OUR STOP! Ok bye!
Me: Wait wait come back what's your name? Proudster: Its Proudster oh what time to go bye!
Me: Wai- Oh come on.

I don't know what to name this ):