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I don't personally have one, but you could try getting permission to do CTGP PC but good.

"Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right"

-Weird Al Yankovic.

"Hands off my CAH!"

-Falco, SSBU (For those who don't know, before Falco says "prey" during his down taunt, use down smash.)

Kamek Orb: It summons Kamek who flies down the middle of the track and spawns a bunch of random obstacles everyone has to avoid. It also transforms your character into the obstacle, which will change your stats and stop your drift. It's basically useless, except for when you get hit by the item where you then unlock that random character with the possibility to get repeats. This would also be the only way to unlock the characters, so have fun gambling so you can play as the stupid Bat from SMW (AKA the best character in the game). Oh, and speaking of rosters, if this was implemented into a real Mariokart game, they would have to cut Kamek, but it's worth not having Kamek for the worst unlock requirements of any Mariokart game, right?