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WHY ARE THERE 216 BOWSER'S CASTLES!!!!!?????
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GBA Bowser Castle 216
on 2023-05-17 at 00:28:14
Who voted 1 star? This is great! 4/5
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Lethal Lava Land
on 2023-05-15 at 03:18:08
Why 1 star?
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Punch Out!!
on 2023-05-14 at 23:40:16
At the end drop into a hole
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Neo Waluigi Pinball
on 2023-05-11 at 19:56:52
Here we, here we, here we go again!
So they're finally back, it's been a long time
They're bringing you a brand new rhyme
You loved them all in DK 64
And I bet you're wonderin' where are they now?
Huh!
DK!
Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know his name
But behind the scenes, he's not the same
After DK 64, he got into guns
Now he hunts endangered species just for fun
But his coconut gun still fires in spurts
If he shoots you, you'll probably die
He's older, meaner, and wealthier too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!
DK!
He loves guns!
Tiny Kong's back, so listen up, dudes
She can shrink in size to suit her mood
Now you may have heard that the bees are dying
Well, the truth about Tiny is horrifying!
She's killing all the bees!
She's killing all the bees!
We don't know why, but she's killing all the bees!
She can float through the air and climb up trees
But Tiny Kong's a murderer of bees!
DK!
Goodbye bees
He has a funny face, his limbs are long
But Lanky never felt like he belonged
He earned a degree in a college town
And decided to work as a [___] ed clown
Now he has a [_____] puppet and a [_____] puppet too
And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you
Huh!
DK!
(Just for you)
And next up, Diddy Kong hits the stage
Just like Gary Coleman, he does not age
His face is youthful like Peter Pan's
But he's a bitter old [_______] who hates his fans
He's angry! [______]! [_______] wild!
But women won't date him 'cause he looks like a child
That might explain his job which you won't forget
He blogs for DiddyPepeTrumpMRA.net
Huh!
DK!
He needs love!
And then there's Chunky
He's dead
Huh!
DK!
Chunky's dead!
DK!
Now the song is over!
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The Leader of The Bunch That You Know Well
on 2023-05-10 at 22:27:09
The ramp before the mushrooms takes me too far
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Blooper Coastline
on 2023-05-09 at 21:39:57
Stolen+ No walls+ CCN!?
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Ccn piper drame
on 2023-05-07 at 22:09:32
Cheep-Cheep Beach but I give a-
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Blooper Beach
on 2023-05-07 at 12:02:28
I'm sorry what?
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He's Dirty! He's a Cheater! And He's Irish!
on 2023-04-30 at 00:28:02
YOU'RE CRINGE
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Super Smash Bros Melee
on 2023-04-26 at 16:30:00
"reddit user"
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Super Smash Bros Melee
on 2023-04-26 at 16:28:05
Person that assumes I use Reddit 🤮
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Super Smash Bros Melee
on 2023-04-26 at 16:26:33
I can live through the lag
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GCN Bowser's Castle
on 2023-04-24 at 21:39:31
R/Woooooosh
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Super Smash Bros Melee
on 2023-04-24 at 15:15:53
HEY STUPID! This track aint about walls!
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Null Space
on 2023-04-21 at 19:58:04
No Waluigi? :'(
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Super Smash Bros Melee
on 2023-04-21 at 00:06:10
Cringe the track
on 2023-04-12 at 02:36:54
GIANT POKEY
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GCN Dry Dry Desert
on 2023-04-09 at 20:00:57
egg
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SRK Easter Haven
on 2023-04-09 at 09:14:46
"I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees." - The Lorax
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Coopa Raceway
on 2023-04-09 at 00:47:57
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So they're finally back, it's been a long time
They're bringing you a brand new rhyme
You loved them all in DK 64
And I bet you're wonderin' where are they now?
Huh!
DK!
Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know his name
But behind the scenes, he's not the same
After DK 64, he got into guns
Now he hunts endangered species just for fun
But his coconut gun still fires in spurts
If he shoots you, you'll probably die
He's older, meaner, and wealthier too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!
DK!
He loves guns!
Tiny Kong's back, so listen up, dudes
She can shrink in size to suit her mood
Now you may have heard that the bees are dying
Well, the truth about Tiny is horrifying!
She's killing all the bees!
She's killing all the bees!
We don't know why, but she's killing all the bees!
She can float through the air and climb up trees
But Tiny Kong's a murderer of bees!
DK!
Goodbye bees
He has a funny face, his limbs are long
But Lanky never felt like he belonged
He earned a degree in a college town
And decided to work as a [___] ed clown
Now he has a [_____] puppet and a [_____] puppet too
And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you
Huh!
DK!
(Just for you)
And next up, Diddy Kong hits the stage
Just like Gary Coleman, he does not age
His face is youthful like Peter Pan's
But he's a bitter old [_______] who hates his fans
He's angry! [______]! [_______] wild!
But women won't date him 'cause he looks like a child
That might explain his job which you won't forget
He blogs for DiddyPepeTrumpMRA.net
Huh!
DK!
He needs love!
And then there's Chunky
He's dead
Huh!
DK!
Chunky's dead!
DK!
Now the song is over!
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