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Im going to criticize this circuit. First off there's no walls, no holes, and while there is off-road, its rare to come across in the first half, and completely gone in the second half. This level at least works, and there is some decor, although this track is completely empty in the second half. The track design is good, but mostly because this circuit is literally a worse version of Riverside Park. In all, 1.5/5 stars. It at least has something. That's all. I just criticized this circuit.
comments on 2022-04-12 at 23:55:53
Awful, as per usual.
comments In F1 on 2022-04-05 at 22:59:52
This track is barely even a track at all 1/5 :)
comments In fnf on 2022-04-03 at 18:08:49
Well, I guess my prior review is obsolite now. I'll give this track another chance. This track is completly different now, but is it better? Yes. This track is way better than before. this track is now a 3/5.
comments In Laser Zone on 2022-02-14 at 00:26:08
It's been a while since i've reviewed a track, and oh boy, do I have a lot to say on this one! This course is just not good.
Issues:
The checkpoints are competely broken and I don't even know if this course has checkpoints at all. It's way, WAY too long, it took 3 minutes for me to complete lap 1! LAP 1! and there are 5 laps! This is far too long. The layout of the track itself can be basically described as a bunch of stright lines with the bare minimum of effort. The collisions are subpar at best, and completely broken at worst. The CPU's are also, of course, broken. They keep on going from the start, then to the first stright line, then back to the start. This happens forever as far I can see. I'm not even sure what the theme of this track, because of the effortless level design. It's apperantly supposed to be a museum, but i can't see it! No decor. No items. No style or flair. Nothing. Just nothing. Is there ANY positives?

Positives
The one, the ONLY thing that saves this track from a 0 out of 5, and that's the idea, and the actual look of the track. It isn't that great, but compared to anything else in this track, this is amazing.

Final Score: 1/5

Conclusion: And so, this is one of the worst tracks i've ever seen. Not even the CPU's want to play this track. There's nothing here. Nothing, is how i describe it. Just, Nothing. Wait, there is something. Brokeness. Every thing i the track is either broken, nothing, or both. Other than that, there is nothing here. There is no point to playing this track. I simply cannot reccomend this track. There is nothing here. Nothing.

(Hey future Coolio here, disregard this pls)
comments In Laser Zone on 2022-02-09 at 00:36:46
the item boxes disappear in time trials anyway so whats the point?
comments In Super Mario Kart Deluxe on 2021-09-10 at 03:18:18
True
comments In Super Mario Kart Deluxe on 2021-09-09 at 20:30:09
Update Logs

Pixel Peaks has been inproved a bit, i changed the music again and removed the two sponsors. Walls are also better and the trick ramp for the challenge had been put more out of the way, so the challenge is harder now.

Some of the moving trees in King Boo Mansion have been moved or removed. The second cannon goes slightly further, the Luigi billboards were replaced, Walls are better, and Boos have been added to the coffins.

Koopa Troopa Beach got its checkpoints fixed

Toy Park and Sky Planet got their music audible

Bingo Highway now has a Pinball!

Gloomy Dungeon now has walls, some of the decor were removed or moved, and the course is actully good now! also music change.

Horror House got its walls fixed, but idk how to fix the cpus.

Mario Speedway, Gloomy Dungeon and Toad Town have new songs

Leaf Cup and Extra Cup #2 have a new order for their courses.

Toxic Factory has been added inn place of the other, terrible Snowy Forest track. Also, I am going to make Super Coolio Kart Alpha 2 some time soon.

The music has been restored throughout the entire multicup. Super Coolio Kart Alpha 2 has released, now known as Super Coolio Kart X-2: Legacy. Perhaps I'll make Super Coolio Kart Alpha 3 soon.
comments In Super Coolio Kart Gold Bundle on 2021-08-23 at 21:18:54
Credits to Toxturtle101 (BowserJr03) for tracks
comments In Wii-U Electrodrome on 2021-08-23 at 20:33:32
Map by Toxturtle101
comments In WII Grumble Volcano on 2021-08-23 at 17:28:49
I like this circuit. My PC was lagging for some reason, but thats more on me. Other than that, this circuit is very good, and clear effort went into the making of this. 4/5.
comments In Wario Picross CastleWay ZX on 2021-08-18 at 21:34:51
Custom Decor credits go to the following...

LE-POM
M26G
CM_hoppingicon
OneSome
POTATOMAN44
Toad64
circuit111
Axel_X
Shu_N
GoombaAndShyGuy-GASG
FA_PetPuant
pacmanrace
_Enzothugdu_
BlueYoshi-57EML
UP_KIWIPICHU
Toxturtle101
again, thank you all for letting me use all these decor.
comments In Super Coolio Kart Gold Bundle on 2021-08-18 at 03:00:33
I think you put the finish line in the wrong direction by accident. This stage is impossible as it stands now.
comments In Mario stadium on 2021-08-16 at 18:10:57
Why would anyone go out of their way to create a track with this much poor taste? The track itself is just delfino square, but modified to fit whatever message you are trying to say. Insta 1/5, and to end this, ill say this. HOW LONG MUST THIS MADNESS GO ON?
comments In Minneapolis on 2021-08-16 at 15:40:00
At least the track name is correct.
comments In TRUE heLL on 2021-08-15 at 23:08:19
1/5 Do better next time
comments In Mike Part 6 on 2021-08-13 at 15:40:35
Checkpoints could not be found. Returning to base.
comments In Green hill (Sonic Drift 2) on 2021-07-21 at 00:50:27
Its intensional, its for a challenge im going to make
comments In Pixel Peaks on 2021-07-19 at 18:55:47
This is a old version of Snowy Forest: Complete Edtion made about 3 months ago. That makes this my first complete stage. If you played this stage back when it was up ( About 4 hours untl it was deleted) ITs not the best. Im making another version thats better.
comments In Legacy Snowy Forest on 2021-07-18 at 17:46:34
amazing 5/5 very much recommend
comments In Desert Bus on 2021-06-30 at 00:47:22

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