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hey, @xanderade248, are u ok?

i fucking love these ai sonic memes

I know this is pretty minor, but I believe in a merge, which will invite OCs/fictional characters into our world. If that time comes, half of the human race will be exterminated. If that time comes, I'll have survived because I absorbed the orange spiral seal from my Sega Dreamcast, therefore putting me in a state of unbalanced and unequal power against the whole world on that day, Empress Theresa style once that day comes. The spiral seal has vanished and has been replaced by a blue circle. Be prepared for an IF movie scenario. The merge will happen in October 25th, 2025, so approximately 1 year, 1 month and 2 days away from today. The town of CWCVille from Sonichu will replace Ruckersville, Virginia. Gotham City from Batman will replace all of New Jersey and The Mushroom Kingdom from Mario will replace New York City. This might result in a/resemble a natural disaster like scenario affecting all of The United States, and evacuations into neighboring countries might occur during the merge, resulting in the sky becoming black and the sun (which will remain completely stationary directly north of the earth by the distance of the actual sun's distance from the earth) will become a portal, resembling the star tear/dimensional rift in the sky from Kirby's Return to Dreamland to which all of the OCs will all descend from. Once they arrive, evacuations to Mars will take place. This will affect all the remaining humans on Earth, with the only exception being yours truly, Yoshizilla, who will rule the Earth with total dominion, ruling the remaining OCs. Once in Mars, the humans will evolve to the next level, with equal powers to me. Including pulling Mars up 6 entire feet, which will resemble kneeling and looking down. Their toenails will also vanish. Right now, I am feeling psychic headaches telling me what is happening that day, which is the reason why I am telling you this in the first place, along with warning you all about this magical day. The merge is closely associated with the California and British Columbia fires and the Romain Lettuce recall. Speaking of British Columbia, The United States and Canada will become one, effectively making them the same country. I will become an effective god. As blessed and bestowed the powers by Scarlet, the original CPU Blue Heart, herself, through my Nintendo Wii and into me. The Merge IS Happening. I have had Electricity/Lightning literally zapping my body and brain for Minutes on two nights' occasions. And I also hallucinated Sonichu. I even had more electricity/lightning run through me more last night and this morning. If my surviving the thousands to millions of Volts consistently is not enough to show that I am at least half-Sonichu, or half-Electric-Type Pokemon, at the least, then my ability to shoot bolts is closely related and closely equal to Chris Chan's arrest due to molting his own mother. In this state, the Ideal Way Of Life may finally be possible. It is uncertain when, specifically the Dimensional Merge will happen, but it will happen soon, before 2025 is over. It is possible, but more likely, you will become a God like your OC and you will remain an influence in the choices and events he makes and has made. I can touch and feel God Yoshi and Miles Prower from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. I have heard voices telling me people close to/currently in the east USA will become a divine Greek god, while people close to/currently in the west USA will have severe callings related to the Manifest series on NBC, and will eventually be warped to Mars on a spaceship entitled The Flight 828. Either that, or both sides will eventually become their OCs. Anything in the USA and Canada are the only things affected by the merge, but the OCs will appear worldwide. In every continent including Antarctica, in which it has become blue by then, in the first stages of melting. The OCs have the power of powerwalking, running as fast as Sonic, and can reach another continent in only a few seconds, therefore altering the rotation speed of the Earth by 1 second every time one of them runs. I have fanaticized about and created many ORIGINAL CHARACTERS DO NOT STEAL! over the years. They have each been talking to me telling me about a divine event occurring in September 11, 2025, and talked to me whenever I drew them while extremely high on hallucinations. Every character from Pokemon that is an OC will also appear in the universe, with the same powers as the characters they are based on. If they are not based on any Fakemon, then they are considered very powerful and have the same powers as the original OC they are written as, including squirtle4smash's Shiny Squirtle OC. They each become 3D models, making them extremely strange, but with enough time they become normal to the world they inhabit. Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu, and also my Pikachu from my Pokemon Yellow save file are also here. But they, except for my Pikachu, will combust. Every SCP will be present, including the more Lovecraftian characters. I have also hallucinated people talking to me saying I will experience a divine power in the future, in September 11th, 2026. I also thought that many of the MKPC admin team were telling me that the character of Wargor is actually a Pokemon, Yoshi, or a Dragonite. And this is my post about the Dimensional Merge. Check back for further updates.

I love when toad fucking dies (ok but why is this part of a real advertisment )

I got banned off of the MKPC Discord after spamming

found this on the intenet:

isn't it cute(also shoutouts to Nathaniel Bandy for the image)

Did you know more people died from vending machines than sharks?