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Episode Finale: Farewell, We'll meet again

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The MKPC are packing up in the locker room preparing for the Farewell Ceremony
Stella: It's so sad having to pack up! This was the best summer i've had in years!
Joshy: Yeah, But at least they will start again next month for the next season!
Sebastian: *packing his wii* Im gonna miss you guys!!
Yoshi: *runs crying dramticly* NOOOOOO STOP MAKING ME CRY!!
Wait, aren't we doing a Ceremony soon?
ShyGuys: Yeah, that's why I packed early yesterday while y'all were all knocked out haha.
Jay: Same here, I have to go get the Ceremony ready
Joshy: Wait, aren't you like the main founder of this whole thingy?
Jay: Me? Oh no no no. Im just the leader for you guys, like im y'alls coach. The founder of this MKPC thing is Wargor.
Yoshi: Oh! I've heard of him before!
Jay: Yeah, so you guys have like 5 ranks. Unlicensed, Beginner, Intermediate, Expert, and Superstar. You guys are currently in unlicensed, but if you attend next month you guys will be an intermediate based on your level of skill.
Sebastian: Ohh.
Jay: Anyways i gotta go, cya later!
leaves

WorldRecord: Hah! I already know im in Superstar next month! I'm in the Global top 10!
Iam: Woah! That's impressing!
Limey: Same here! I'm in 7th place!
Stella: *runs to august giggling* Aw you hear that? Your boyfriend's in the top 10! haha!
August: Stop!!

Mimi: *walks in* The Farewell Ceremony is starting in a minute, please be ready!
Joshy: I'm already done!
ShyGuys: Same
Mimi: Alright! Follow me to the Gymnasium!
(Background music)
all the teams settle down
Jay: Welcome MKPC Racers! As you know it is your final day at MKPC! Unless you want to attend next season, please let me know after the ceremony is over. We will start handing awards with the first team being...The "Cherry Racers!"
*applaud*
Jay: The award for outstanding racer goes to...Racer #4!
crowd cheers
*finishes handing out awards for Cherry Racers*
Jay: Now we will start handing awards to..."Pro Karters"!
Joshy whispers to Yoshi: Isn't that the bozo who tried to beat us?
Yoshi: Yeah.
Jay: The "Respectful Racer" award goes to...Pro Karter #1!
crowd cheers
Limey whispering to sebastian: No way! That guy is toxic!
Sebastian: How could he get the award?! Whatever
Jay: Now we will start ranking each racer! Rank no 1 goes to...Pro Karter #1!
cheering
Jay: The high skill award goes to... "Pro Karter #2"!
ShyGuys: This is booorrriiinngggg! When are we gonna go!?
Iam: I think he's about to call our team down now!
Jay: Now I will start handing out awards to..."Team None"!
crowd cheers
Jay: Now, the best, high skill, leadership, respect, and disciplined award goes to...
everyone on the edge of the seats
tension between Yoshi and Joshy build up
Jay: Joshy Esploshi!
Team cheers
Julia in the crowd: THATS MY BABY! THATS MY SON!!
Yoshi: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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the f*ck?!

Yoshi: Y'know what Joshy, You deserve it !
crowd and team cheers
Jay: Now the stragetic award goes to...Nommanic!
Nommanic: Thank you!
Joshy: Good job Nommanic!
Yoshi: Atta boy!
ShyGuys: Amazing job!
Limey: Awesome sauce man!
WorldRecord: Impressive!
Iam: You deserve it!
Zach: You rock!
Sebastian: Awesome job!
Stella: I'm proud of you!
Ossama: آپ انعام کے مستحق ہیں۔

walks up to stage
Jay: Good job, buddy.
crowd cheers
Jay: Now I have awards for 2 people, The honorable mention awards goes to...
Sebastian: And i already know it!
Jay: ImJustLimey and WorldRecord!
crowd cheers
ShyGuys: YEAH!!!!
everyone stands up and cheers
Jay: Thank you for attending the Farewell Ceremony, I pray you a safe and blessed summer. Farewell.
crowd cheers
*in the locker room*
Joshy: *crying* I'm-I'm gonna miss you guys!!
everyone crying and giving hugs
Jay: WAIT! LET ME CRY TOO!!!!
everyone cries
Yoshi: Alright, Alright we should do something fun this afternoon!
Limey: Yeah! We could go to the pool at 16:20 CST?
Sebastian: Yeah sure!
everyone agrees
ShyGuys: Well, I'll see y'all there! Hey Yoshi, Joshy, Jay, Y'all need a ride?
Yes please
in the car
Jay: Hey Joshy, remember when you and Yoshi would always fight all the time? Now y'all are like, brothers haha
Joshy: I'd love to have him as my brother to be honest
Yoshi: Yo? You really mean that?
Joshy: I really do
ShyGuys: Yoshi this is your house, right?
Yoshi: Yep! Thank you so much for the ride! And thank you for your time, goodbye!!
Joshy: And I think this is my house here
ShyGuys: The green one?
Joshy: Yep! Bye guys! See you next month!
Jay: Well, its just you and me, this is so sad. I miss being in MKPC Already...
ShyGuys: Yeah...I had to take a plane to get to the US, cause i live in the UK.
Jay: Well this is my house right here!
ShyGuys: I guess this is goodbye then..
*hugs*
Jay: Bye bro
ShyGuys: Bye, bro.


The End

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or is it?

Episode 8: Sleepover Mayhem


the grand prix is over and Shy Guy, Joshy, Yoshi, August, OCM, and Sebastian are having a ride to their homes

*sighs* This was probably the best summer I've had in years! Meeting you guys, having fun, and always fighting with Yoshi
Yoshi: Now that was ALL you brotha.
ShyGuys: Hey! Why don't we all have a sleepover?!
Joshy: You bet! At my place! Who's coming?

everyone raises hand
Joshy: Bet! Let's start calling others and see if they want to come.

with Iam
Iam: Why is Yoshi calling me? Whatever *answers* You want me to come to a sleepover? Alright why not! Im coming there right now
Limey: Sleepover? Yeah!
Sebastian: Wait you guys I could bring some food and games, I only have a Wii so we can play some Mario Kart!!!
OCM: Wait do we have to bring beds or somethin'?
Joshy: No worries we have enough beds for everyone, well that is, unless you want to share.
everyone groans in disgust
August: Well i'd love to share a bed with Limey!! OMG!!! *blushing*
car goes quiet
Yoshi: Anyways, did you guys call ossama yet?
Sebastian: He didn't answer.
ShyGuys: Aw man, oh well! Oh shoot I gotta call Stella!
Stella: UK is calling, Oh yeah! ShyGuys! *answers* Sleepover? Of course! Im on my way right now.
ShyGuys: He said yeah.
they arrive at Joshy's place

Julia (Joshy's mom): Oh! Joshy you're home! Oh are these your friends? I just finished cleaning the beds and dinner you guys can have some if you'd like!
Joshy: Oh stop it mom
ShyGuys: Your mom is so sweet!
Julia: Aw thank you! You sweethearts get packed, dinner is being served!
they walk into rooms
Joshy: There's only one room, but we have enough beds!
Sebastian: I CALL TOP BUNK
Nommanic: WHAT?! HEY I WAS GONNA TAKE THAT!
Yoshi: *runs to bottom bunk*
ShyGuys: This is my bed hehehe.
Yoshi: UGH!

more people start to arrive

*Limey and Stella enter*

Limey: Hello!
Stella: Hello!
Julia: Oh! Are you here for the sleepover? Go on! Joshy's waiting for you in the room! Dinner is being served!
Limey: She's so sweet!
I know right? Such a caring mom.
Iam arrives
Iam: Hello! I'm here for the sleepover!
Julia: Oh! Yes! Joshy and his friends are in the room upstairs!
in the room
Joshy: ATTENTION!!
silence
Joshy: Start unpacking and have some free time, dinner is starting in 5 minutes!
Sebastian: *pulls out his Wii* WHO WANTS TO PLAY SOME MARIO KART!?
All: WII DO!!
they all push and shove
Sebastian: Hey hey form a line!
game starts up

ShyGuys: Yo Nommanic! *shows Mario Kart World and switch 2*
Nommanic: Its on
Yoshi: YO LOOK, THEY GOT MARIO KART WORLD! CHAAARRRGGEEEE!!!
they all tackle ShyGuys
Nommanic: Gotta hide it!! *runs to the bathroom* phew.

Julia: *humming* Dinner's ready!
Yoshi: Oh forget Mario Kart, DINNERS READY! CHARRGGE!!
they all charge downstairs
Sebastian: I CALL OUTSIDE SEAT!
ShyGuys: NAH! I DO!
Julia: Gentlemen! We have enough seats for everyone! Please, take a seat.
Julia: Today for dinner will be...Spanish Rice with dumplings!
they all cheer
Iam: Yo Joshy, you're mom is the best cooker, I can't lie!
Joshy: Thanks
serves dinner
Julia: Bon Appétit! (Enjoy your meal!)
All: Merci! (Thank you!)
Nommanic: So, are you guys gonna be in MKPC for the next season?
Sebastian: Yeah! I heard people who dont attend or miss more than 5 days with an unvalid reason will be cut off or replaced!
Iam: Yeah, do you guys know who the leader of the MKPC Group is anyway?

ShyGuys: Oh, he's a friend of mine! His name is Jay!
Joshy: Why doesn't he race?
ShyGuys: He doesn't do the lounges we do, he just does normal sometimes. He has 38K VR!
Ossama: Ha! I got WAY more than that!
Jay: Well, im still good
Joshy: Oh hey guys!
Jay: Heyy!
Ossama: What's up.
Joshy: Want some dinner?
Jay: Nah im good.
bedtime
Joshy: Yall lets play some truth or dare we have only 10 minutes till bedtime!
Sebastian: Alright ShyGuys, truth or DARE.
ShyGuys: Dare!
Sebastian: Go get a snack for me downstairs!
ShyGuys: Ugh! Ok...
Yoshi: Ok...JOSHY! Truth or dare...
Joshy: DARE. *smirks*
Yoshi: Go give the only girl in the group a hug...
Joshy: AUGUST!?!??! Ugh...*hugs*
All: awwwww!
Joshy: Shut yo asses up!
Julia from kitchen: Hey boy, watch your language!
Joshy: Sorry mom!
giggles
Sebastian: Nommanic! Truth or dare
Nommanic: Dare!
Sebastian: Do a backflip!
Nommanic: Light work! *does a backflip but ends on his BACK...get it? oh, ohk....*
Nommanic: Owww....I'm okay...
Joshy: Oh wow, we have time for one more. August. Truth or Dare
August: Uhm! Uh! Truth!
Joshy: Is it true you like Limey, based off what you said earlier
August: Uhm! Yes...
Limey: You really do?
All: KISS KISS KISS!
Limey: I guess so...
August: *leans in and kisses*
Limey: *leans in and kisses*
All cheer
Jay: Alright it's 10:30, ima head out now, good night!
Joshy: Yeah, its time to sleep, good night yall!
All: Goodnight!
*lights turn out*
soft giggling
Joshy: Silence!
ShyGuys to jay: (whispering) yo wanna get a night snack?
Jay: (whispering) yeah why not!
sneak out
Jay: i can't see anyth- WOAH!
ShyGuys: SHH!
falls down stairs
Joshy: *hears from room* JAY COME BACK HERE!
jumps out of bed
ShyGuys: he's coming downstairs!!
both hide behind a couch
Joshy: Hm...
Jay: The fridge is right there, I can make the run for it!
ShyGuys: Wait, don't!
Joshy: *looks back* JAY!!!!!
Jay: *grabs snack and sprints*
Jay: C'mon!
ShyGuys and Jay runs upstairs
*gets in beds giggling*
Jay: I got a honeybun i'll split half n half!
ShyGuys: Thanks!
Joshy: *comes back* *panting* Good. Night.


Stay tuned for Episode 9!: Farewell, We'll meet again!

no I fell off, i need to add more lines for everyone, I will try to add more lines for you

Episode 7: Rainbow Riot


the end of the Grand Prix and Joshy is walking home with Yoshi

Joshy: And then she yelled so loud I actually froze and accepeted my fate, because she called me by my full name!
Yoshi: Yeah and-
Joshy recives and call and they stare at each other
Yoshi: You gon answer it or what?
answers
Joshy: Hello?
Mimi: Where are you? You guys are having another race!
Joshy: ANOTHER ONE!?! WHERE?!
Mimi: In space!!
Joshy: What the fuck? How are we gonna race in space?
Mimi: I don't know you guys just have to come back!
call ends
Joshy: BRO! WE WALKED 45 MINUTES HERE JUST TO DRIVE BACK!

ShyGuy stopping by

ShyGuys: You guys need a ride? I heard we need to head back for another race!
Yoshi: Yes please
Joshy: Yes please
they hop in
Yoshi: Thanks ShyGuys, you're a lifesaver
ShyGuys: Thanks , so how you guys doing?
Joshy: Good, and you?
ShyGuys: Good too thank you, I just know we're winning this
they arrived to the Mario Kart PC Center
Mimi: Are you guys the MKPC Racers?
ShyGuys: We are yes.
they get to the locker room
Max: Heyo
Zach: Hi!!
Miku: Welcome back
August: Hi!
Limey: Yooo whats up bro
Ossama: Welcome back
Coolmonkey: Yo!
WorldRecord: Hi again!

they all sit in the back and have a conversion
Ossama: So we're racing on Rainbow Road!
Joshy: Yeah but which one?
Ossama: SNES Rainbow Road.
Yoshi: Huddle up, so we're gonna make a wall formation with defense just like last time, and we will use trail items such as bombs, and shells. And we're NOT gonna let them win right team?!
Joshy: YEAH!
Ossama: HELL YEAH!
WorldRecord: YEAH!
ShyGuys: ALRIGHT!
August: Yeah!
Max: YEAH!
Limey: HELL YUH!!
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys head out, the transportation vehicle is about to go!
they head out and enter the vehicle
Captain Jay: Hello MKPC Racers, I am Captain Jay, will be bringing you to the Rainbow Road above so sit back and enjoy the ride and view. Taking off in 3...2...1
vehicle leaves
August: Is this some kind of spaceship car?
Yoshi: I mean, I guess so.
chattering
Yoshi: So you guys remember the plan right?
Miku: Yes
August: Yes
WorldRecord: Yes
Joshy: Yes
ShyGuys: Yes
Sebastian: Yes!
Captain Jay: Thank you for choose Jay Cosmic Airlines and you have reached your destination, and good luck on your race!
they all walk out
*crowd goes wild*

Announcement: Welcome to the special race we will be holding at the Rainbow Road which is a crazy event we have every Grand Prix! We will be having different teams! Since the Team None has won the Mushroom Cup Championship they earned their way into the special race! Welcome...TEAM NONE!!!
*crowd cheers*
Announcement: And and welcome the "SUPER KARTS"
*crowd cheers*
Lakitu: RACERS! GET INTO YOUR CARS
walking to kart
ShyGuys: Im shaking like crazy now, what if we fall?!
Lakitu: RACERS, START YOUR ENGINES! THREE......TWO.....ONE.....GO!!!!
(music to use for the background )

Annoucement: AND THEY ARE OFF!! WITH SUPER KARTS IN THE LEAD!
*crowd cheers*
Super Karter #2: *grabs an item box* A BANANA?! WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THIS?!!
Announcement: TEAM NONE IN THE LEAD BUT WITH 1 SUPER KARTER IN 1ST BUT THE REST OF THE TEAM IS IN THE BACK! And they pulled triple red shells!
ShyGuys: YOSHI!! There's triple red's coming right towards us!

Yoshi: Then, GET INTO WALL FORMATION with defense!
Announcement: Wow! And Team None has a plan! Blocking the red shells with their wall formation, pretty smart!

Ossama: Sharp turn incoming!!
August: takes drift but fails AHHHHH!!!!
Lakitu: *comes in and saves august* Don't worry August, do you really think we're gonna let you fall down like that?
August: Really...?
Lakitu: No
Announcement: And August from Team None has fell off!
WorldRecord: Uhm, Joshy, do you see that?
Joshy: Isn't that? BOWSER'S CASTLE?! AND HE'S FIRING CANONBALLS!!
BOOM
part of the Rainbow Road has fell down

Announcement: Oh no! Part of Rainbow Road has fell! But it is still drive-able! We are sending The Toad Help Crew to fix the track!
Lap TWO!!!!
Ossama: *gets an item box* Gets a bom-omb
Limey: *snaking his way to the front pack*
ShyGuys: That SUPER KART guy is still in first! We gotta stop him!
Yoshi: Don't worry i'll go!
ShyGuys: NO DONT HE HAS BANANAS!!
SUPER KARTER: Who does he think he is?! Well, he should had seen this coming *pulls lever and releases a trail of bananas!
Yoshi: SHIT! *swerves*
SUPER KARTER: Hah!
Joshy: That's it let's go with my lead! AGGRESSIVE FORMATION!!
WorldRecord: CHAAARGEEE!!
*they all zoom toward 1st throwing their items at Super Karter*
Super Karter: *looking at mirror* what the hell? *looks back* OH SHIT! *looks front* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *falls off*


Announcement: OOF! And their plan worked! What a lap! TEAM NONE threw all their items and made SUPER KARTERS fall off!


Limey: Wait, where'd August go?!
*drives by*
ShyGuys: What? You like her...?
Limey: WHAT?! NO!
Lakitu: FINAL LAP! GO GO GO!!!!
Ossama: GUYS LOOK THEY ARE USING OUR TACTIC!!
Yoshi: OH SHIT!
they all spin out
Miku: WE NEED TO COMEBACK BEFORE THEY BEAT US!

TIME: 17:02 PM. Location: Solar System. Distance from finish line: 8 yards (24 feet). Chances of winning 78.21%

WorldRecord: OSSAMA! YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE! THROW THE BOMB!
Ossama: I can do this...*throws bomb with perfect accuracy and knocks out the whole pack of SUPER KARTERS*
they zooms by and pass the finish line

Lakitu: END OF RACE!!
Announcement: WHAT A RACE! SUPER KARTERS HAD IT FOR A MOMENT BUT OSSAMA'S INCREDIBLE ACCURACY AND AWESOME BOMB SNIPE SAVED THE WHOLE TEAM! WHAT A COMEBACK!! WHAT A RACE

Well, that is the end of Episode 7: Rainbow Riot! Stay tuned for Episode 8: Sleepover Night! Coming soon!

Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d


Episode 6 featuring...

1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
12. Nommanic (OCM)
13. UK (UKisthebest)
14. Stella (SuperSwimmer)
15. Sebastian (Sebastian_Valdez4)

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in the locker, 10 minute break before the final race of the Mushroom Cup

Joshy: That race was wild, remember when we were taunting at the line? That was so funny!
Yoshi: I know right? *laughing* and that Ossama guy came in late and carried?
Ossama: Oh...it's nothing.
UK: Which track are we doing today anyway?
August: I think it was a land full of shy guys and stuf...shy guy hazard? Shy guy bastard? Oh! It was Shy Guy Bazaar!
WorldRecord: We need to make a plan!

12 minutes pass and 3 minutes remain until the final race

Joshy: I think we should get going for the race, Ima go get changed
UK: Same.
Sebastian: This gonna be sick!


after changing they head down to the race track
*crowd cheering*
Announcement: Welcome to the final race of the 3DS Mushroom Cup! Today we will be racing on the Shy Guy Bazaar! Be careful, the shy guys get a little aggressive when new-comers step on their territory, but mostly they're friendly little guys!


Limey: Hey August, do you think we gon' win this race?
August: Yeah!
they walk into their karts
Joshy: Yo guys, i got a plan!
*Sebastian, UK, WorldRecord, August, Ossama, Yoshi ask what*
Joshy: That Pro Karter is on to something crazy, he wants to see us lose and cry, so let's try to try to drive in a wall formation while keeping our defense items on the back of our karts!
Sebastian: Thats heck of an idea!
UK: Damn bro, that's actually a good plan.

they get set up
Lakitu: Are you guys ready?!

Pro Karters: YEAH!
Team None: YES!

Lakitu: On your marks, get set....GO!!!

ZOOM!!!
Joshy: Wall formation!
their racing line forms a wall
Pro Karter #1: What the hell is this?

shy guy walking

La la la la la~. *sees kart*
UK: OH SHIT!! *swerves*
Shy Guy: AHHHHHH!!! *covers*
UK: *drives to shy guy* aw you poor thing, are you ok?
Shy Guy: Y-yes... thank you
UK: You look bored! Wanna hop in?
Shy Guy: Yeah!

a shy guy watches from the distance and mistakes hopping in for a ride for being kidnapped

Shy Guy: Oh no! He's being kidnapped! I need to go tell General Guy!

UK and Shy Guy
*catches up to the front pack*
Joshy: Hey UK, OH MY GOSH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!
*frowns*
UK: Hey! He's not no thing, he's a Shy Guy!
Shy Guy: hi...
Yoshi: AWWW! YOU'RE SUCH A CUTIE!!
Sebastian: What's all the commotion? OH MY GOSH! AREN'T YOU SUCH A CUTIE
WorldRecord: What what? Lemme see too! *looks* AWWWWWWWW!!!!
Pro Karter #1: Hah! They're so distracted by that ugly thing, I can catch them off guard, and they don't know I have a formation plan too! Team! RELEASE THE RED SHELLS!
back with team none
August: Uhm...guys? Look behind you
Joshy: Oh shit! DEFENSE WALL FORMATION!
they block the red shells!
Joshy: See! My plans always work


Lakitu: SECOND LAP!
Ossama: Do y'all hear that? Or am I tripping?

General Guy: GIVE BACK MY SHY GUY!
AHHHHH!
UK: Okay. Which of you bitches decided to snitch?
Shy Guy: I did!! driving his little streetle
UK: You little BITCH!! *throws his red shell backwards*
Shy Guy: *dodges by swerving* Hey! Don't waste items now! *smirking*
UK: GRRRRRRR
Ossama: GUYS GENERAL GUY IS RIGHT THERE!
General Guy: RELEASE THE POW BLOCKS!!

BOOM!!!
Stella: What the heck is going on in the front? Ima go check it out! *zooms past*

Announcement: What is going on with the race?
Nommanic: Stella wait! Im coming too!
front pack

Shy Guy: Oh no! What have I done?!
UK: No no! Don't worry! I actually don't know how to stop this...
Yoshi: I got it! Give me the shy guy!
UK: *hands shy guy*
Yoshi: Thank you, MR GENERAL GUY!! HERE IS YOUR SHY GUY!! Be safe little guy!
Shy Guy: You too!
Yoshi: *they drive off* See! That was easy!
Ossama: Uhm, He's still chasing us.
birdo appears out of no where and starts shooting eggs
UK: WHAT THE HELL?! CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
WorldRecord: I think I get it! Since Shy Guys first appeared in Super Mario Bros. 2 that's why birdo was able to spawn, and shy guys have a master, which is General Guy who appeared in Paper Mario 64! So that means...WE NEED TO BEAT THE BOSSES IN THE GAME BUT...I don't have an NES or an N64.

Lakitu: FINAL LAP!!

Yoshi: Lucky for you I got a whole game set up in my kart! Hurry up it's the final lap!
starts up Mario Bros 2
Yoshi: HURRY UP AND BEAT BIRDO!!

UK: AHHH SHE'S SHOOTING EGGS!!
Sebastian: Well you're lucky they didn't break.
UK: Oh


He makes it to the birdo stage
WorldRecord: So I have to grab her eggs and throw them back!
beats birdo
WorldRecord: YES! Got it!
*birdo disappears*
WorldRecord: Now give me the Nintendo 64!
Yoshi: SHIT! HE'S SENDING A BUNCH OF HIS SHY GUYS
WorldRecord: IM GOING!!
Joshy: AHHHHHHH!!! ITS ALMOST THE END OF THE RACE!! HURRY!!!!!!
August: YOU STUPID LITTLE SHY GUYS!! GET OFF ME!!
WorldRecord:
General Guy: AHHHHHHHHH ILL COME BACK FOR YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!

Lakitu: Race finished!

Results:
1. Yoshi
2. WorldRecord
3. Ossama
4.UK
5. August
6. Joshy
7. Stella
8. Nommanic
9. Sebastian
10. Zach
11. Miku
12. Max
13. Coolmonkey
14. Limey
15. Marcelo


WorldRecord: WE DID IT! I mean, I did it.
Yoshi: *in shock* OH? YOU MEAN WE DID IT?! Without me what would you use to stop them? Hmmm?
WorldRecord: Yeah..
Shy Guy: You saved us! Y'all did it!
August: Yeah!
UK: Amazing!
Joshy: Awesome!
Ossama: We did it!

Announcement: Well folks that the end of the Grand Prix! We hope you enjoyed the Grand Prix! This was a fun event to host! We will now hand the trophy to the winning team.

Announcer: Here is your trophy.
UK: WOOHOO!
Joshy: YEAHH!!!!
YOSHI: WE ROCK!
OSSAMA: WE'RE THE BEST!
WorldRecord: YES!!!
Coolmonkey: WE DID IT!!!

Stay tuned for "Episode 7: Rainbow Riot"

no but season 2 i will have entirely new cast

edit: i changed my mind, inactive ppl will be cut off and people who want to stay can stay
6/21/25

Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d (TRAILER)


Shy Guy: Hey! What are you doing in our territory?!?!

Announcement: Welcome to the final race of the 3DS Grand Prix! We will be racing in the Shy Guy Baazar! Racers will have to be careful! Shy Guys get real aggressive when others get in their territory!

ZOOM!

Yoshi: Let's go!!
Joshy: Oh yeah!
UK: Hell yea.
WorldRecord: Out my way!
August: Woooo!!

Shy Guy: Hi there..can i...drive in your kart with you...?
Yoshi: Such a cutie pie! Hop in!

Shy Guy Mom: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BABY!
Shy Guy: Oop, thats my mom...Well, i always come back to her, keep driving!

Shy Guy: Im gonna tell my master your racing on OUR land! General Guy!!!!!!!

Episode 5: Grand Prix 1c


How to win a race episode 5 featuring...


1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
12. Nommanic (OCM)
13. UK (UKisthebest)
14. Stella (SuperSwimmer)
15. Sebastian (Sebastian_Valdez4)


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*back in the locker, the racers are having a 15 minute break until the next race*

Joshy: That was a crazy race!
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys have 4 new team mates!
walks out
Nommanic: Hi i'm Nommanic..
UK: Yo, what's up i'm UK.
Stella: Hey, I'm Stella
Sebastian: Hi, Im sebastian.

Joshy, WorldRecord, August, and Yoshi in the back of the locker room talking
Joshy: How much new kids we gon' have in this bitch?
August: I hope not more...
WorldRecord: Which track are we gonna do today?
Yoshi: I think we're doing Cheep Cheep Lagoon.

Nommanic comes towards the group
*joshy whispering to yoshi* tell him to get his ass on somewhere bro
no you!
Nommanic: Hey guys! What y'all doin?
WorldRecord: Nothin, just having a conversation, wanna join?
Nommanic: Sure!
Joshy and Yoshi look at each other in disgust
*yoshi to joshy whispering* this is why dont like new bitches...
Joshy: Nah but that UK chill though.
UK walks over
UK: Yo what's good, y'all trying to make a plan for this race?
Joshy: Yeah, we have August and WorldRecord innit too.

mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys the race is starting in a minute you guys need to head out now.

*they all walk out*

Announcemnet: Welcome to the 3rd race of the Grand Prix yesterday was a real crazy race! Today we are gonna be racing at the Cheep Cheep Lagoon! Which includs a small little lake, hopefully they can hold their breath going through it...Anyways the race will be starting in 45 seconds! Racers get set up!

Max: Oof! I don't even know if I can hold my breath all the way through the lake...
Coolmonkey: Just use a bullet bill!
Pro Karter #1: Hey bitch, you really think you gon' win this race? Well that was all luck.
WorldRecord: Yeah but's thats different, I got a gang. I don't see yours :P
Joshy: If you want evidence we're right here!
UK: Here!
Yoshi: Here!
August: Here!
Pro Karter #1: Whatever...

Lakitu: Are you guys ready?

Pro Karters: YES!
None: READY!

Lakitu: THREE, TWO, ONE...GO!!!!

Announcement: And they're off already into the water!
Yoshi: Joshy, do you think we're gonna be friends?
Joshy: Friends, we already are friends!
Yoshi: Oh! smiles
UK: Uhm Joshy...the water
Joshy: I know, just hold your breath
August: *takes a drift into the water*

Announcement: Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord, and August are zooming in first! And Pro Karter #1 is catching up with lucky 7!

Pro Karter #1 catching up: grrrrrrrr TAKE THIS!
Yoshi: JOSHY BEHIND YOU!
Joshy: Huh? *looks back* AHHHHHHHH!
crash!
Pro Karter #1: AND YOU. WORLD RECORD TRY TO EVADE THIS (which are green shell, star, leaf, shock, ghost, bomb)
WorldRecord: AH! *takes a sharp turn to evade the green shell*

they drive out the water
Pro Karter #1: NOW YOU'RE IN A WORLD OF HURT! *spams last 5 items*
WorldRecord: *dodges all but the shock*

Announcement: Oh no! Pro Karter has used a shock! Now his team is passing by Team None!
Lakitu: Lap 2!
Pro Karter #1: BYE BITCH!
August: I know i'm supposed to be a soft, kind girl but he made me MAD
she zooms past all the racers, going so fast she drives on the water.
*crowd goes wild*
August: C'mon guys!
Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord catch
UK: You were saying?

Announcement: What a crazy comeback! Pro Karter #1 talking trash and got humbled by almost the whole team!

*ossama walks in being late*
Ossama: IM HERE! *hops in kart and smashes the gas a lap behind and immediently pulls a bullet bill and uses that to cut through the lake and makes in into lap 2 catching up to his team
Coolmonkey: Oh hey bro! I dont know how im in last but its the way it is.
Ossama: Sorry gotta go *uses his golden shroom and catches up to the middle pack meeting with Joshy*
Joshy: Ossama! Why were you late?
Ossama: I forgot about the Grand Prix and slept in. So who are we trying to strike?
Joshy: Toxic ass bitch in the front
Ossama: *Grabs a bomb and zooms past into 2nd* So you're the toxic one?
Pro Karter #1: Who the fuck are you?
Ossama: I mean I crashed into a tower and it blew up so I can BLOW YOU UP TOO!! *throws a bomb-omb-*
Announcement: Wow we have a late racer just come in like nothing happened and already carrying the team!
Lakitu: FINAL LAP!
Ossama, UK, WorldRecord, Joshy, Yoshi and August in the front pack
UK: Wow! You did an amazing play! Where'd you get all that accuracy from anyway?
Ossama: ...we won't talk about it. Anyway thanks!
Stella: *catching up*
Yoshi to joshy: (bubble noises) Yo we're almost done with the race?!
Joshy to yoshi: (bubble noises) WHAAT'D YOU SAY?!
*they exit the lake*
Joshy: I said are we almost done with the race?!
Yoshi: Well there's no one behind us so why don't we just slowly walk to the finish line and dance an inch away from it *laughs*

they exit and taunt at the finish line

Announcement: Wow! Yoshi and Joshy are taunting at the line, but that's not really against the rules so...

*they both cross the line*

Lakitu: END OF RACE!!!


Results:
1. Joshy
2.Yoshi
3.Ossama
4.UK
5.WorldRecord
6.August
7.Miku
8.Stella
9.Sebastian
10.Max
11. Coolmonkey
12.Zach
13.Limey
14.Marcelo
15.Nommanic

Announcement: Well, that's the end of this race! Stay tuned for the next race! That's the end of today's race folks!

Stay tuned for Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d

no you’re good I’m mainly talking to short bug cause I just dropped a list

did you even read the list. it's been updated hours ago when I realized Spooky Yoshi has to be cut off way before you requested to be in the fanfic

Episode 4: Grand Prix 1b


How to win a race episode 4 featuring...

1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)


(numbers 12, 13, 14, and 15 will be seen in Episode 5 Grand Prix 1c)



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Mimi: You have been accepted to the Mario Kart PC group! Follow me so I can introduce you to your team!
WorldRecord: *follows Mimi*
Mimi: This is your team! *whispers* they're really bad... Joshy and Yoshi get into fights then they're friends and then they're back to fighting, be careful around them...Anyways team, welcome your new team mate WorldRecord!

*silence...*

???: HEY! Show some respect!

everyone turns around to see who was speaking

???: I'm gonna be your new coach! My name is Jay, i am a really chill guy, just do what is asked and we're cool, got it?

All: Got it


Max: Hey new guy, wanna be friends? I can protect you from those 2 weirdos Yoshi and Joshy.
WorldRecord: Okay!
Miku: What are we gonna do now?
Jay: Head to the racetrack because we're in the Grand Prix.
Joshy to yoshi: This coach is so weird
Yoshi: I know right? So strict
*they all walk to the racetrack*
Coolmonkey: Hey Max! Do you think we're gonna win this race?
Max: Oh yeah we're gonna win it!
Miku: Aren't we doing daisy hills?
August: That's my favorite one!

*the words daisy hills echos in Max's head getting flashbacks of running goats over*

Daisy Hills...I think we can still win it..!


Announcement: Welcome to the Grand Prix 2! We can a crazy race yesterday and we will surely have an amazing race today!
*everyone setting up*

Announcement: We have same teams as yesterday, are both teams ready?

Pro Karters: YES!
Team None: YES!


Lakitu: I think y'all know what to do, THREE, TWO, ONE, GO!!!!!

Announcement: And they're off! With new racer WorldRecord carry his team!

Joshy: How is that new guy carrying us?!
Yoshi: There's no way he's THAT experienced!
Joshy: Nah, that's it im gonna get there!
Yoshi: JOSHY STOP IT!

Announcement: WOW! We have Joshy zooming right past Pro Karters and driving right by his team mate, this is a guaranteed successful first lap!

WorldRecord: Oh, Hi team mate! Want to work together?
Joshy: Listen, i dont need your help and I don't need your ass on MY TEAM. If you're gonna be on my team, do as I say.
WorldRecord: I thought we were team mates!
*Joshy zooms off as his pride gets the most of him*
August: *in 4th* an item box! *pulls triple red shells* Yes!
Marcelo: *takes a sharp drift*
Limey: *pulls and item box* there's special abilities too!? THIS IS DOPE.
Zach: IM IN 9TH?!?! UGH! Oh look an item box! *pulls a bullet bill* I guess you can call me the luckiest man in MKPC!
Coolmonkey: *drving in peace* What's that noise? Is that an airplane? *turns around* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
*gets knocked by the bullet bill*

Announcement: We have Pro Karters in last and somehow have the entire team of "None" in the front pack! What a surprise!!

Pro Karter #1: GRRRRRR, I'm NOT gonna let those people get in front of ME, IM THE BEST. NOT THEM. *pulls a golden mushroom and a star*

He zooms past all the Team "None"'ers

Yoshi: WHO ARE YOU?!?
Pro Karter #1: Yo mama bitch. *zooms past them*
WorldRecord: Who's that?
Yoshi: He's one of the Pro Karters, and he's already shown his cockiness. C'mon WorldRecord, let's show him!
WorldRecord: Uhm, Okay! Lets go!

Announcement: Pro Karter #1 has just passed Yoshi and Worldrecord and it seems they're not happy about that!

Lakitu: Lap 2, You can win this "None" I know you can!

Pro Karter #1: Hmm, so they're catching up huh. Well fine then. *smashes the gas*
Yoshi: He's challenging us to a race huh.
WorldRecord: Don't worry, I'll show him a real race.

Announcement: Wow we have a real competition happening here, WorldRecord and Pro Karter #1 are having a real race! And Yoshi comes up right behind him! AND Joshy! AND AUGUST! AND THE WHOLE TEAM "None"!
*crowd cheering*

Pro Karter: Ugh would you get lost for once? *zooms off*
August: Oh no! My team needs my help, well i'll be a good team mate and help them!
Miku: Oh no August needs help! I should go too!
Zach: Where is my team going? Welp I should go too!
Limey: *catching up* Hey August!
August: Oh hi Limey!! *blushing*
Limey: Im just catching up to help my team mate from that toxic b-b-bad person!

Lakitu: FINAL LAP! GO GO GO!! GO!!!!!

WorldRecord: Hey! What was all the disrespect back there for?!
Pro Karter #1: Oh my goodness, DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE A FUCKING BITCH AND YOUR TEAM DOESN'T WANT YOU, I dont even KNOW WHO ACCEPTED YOU INTO THIS, BUT YOU CLEARLY DONT BELONG.
*WorldRecord stops completely while everyone past by him*
Joshy: Ey bitch, dont fuck with my friend like that or ill get physical.

Announcement: Oh? WorldRecord has come to a complete stop! Without him, his team will lose!

*crowd cheering and WorldRecord hears a voice*

Mimi: WORLDRECORD WIN FOR ME!!

*in his head* im gonna win this, for my family, mimi, but mostly, for my team, the one's who accepted me as a FRIEND,WorldRecord: CAUSE GUESS WHAT, AT THE END OF THE DAY, HATERS WILL BE HATERS

*WorldRecord takes off a crazy high speeds passing all the racers*

*crowd goes crazy*

Announcement: WOW WHAT A COMEBACK!
Joshy: WorldRecord! Win for us!
*everything goes into slow mo*
Yoshi: Woah!
Miku: You go man!
Max: Win for us!
Pro Karter #1: *sees that he got passed by WorldRecord* what the...
*normal speed*

Announcement: AND the winner is
Lakitu: AND the winner is

Lakitu: TEAM NONE!! MAINLY WORLDRECORD.

*crowd screams in joy*
Mimi: Yes! WorldRecord you did it! *watching in the crowd*

Joshy: YEAH WORLDRECORD THATS MY BOY!
Max: YOU DID IT!!
Yoshi: ATTA BOY!!
August: GREAT WORK MAN!!
Miku: YOU'RE THE BEST!
Limey: YOU ROCK!
Zach: YOU'RE AMAZING!!
Marcelo: AWESOME!!
*as they all hug WorldRecord*

Well! That's the end of the 2nd race of the Grand Prix, stay tuned folks for "Episode 5: Grand Prix 1c"

that dont mean nun, its about who requested first

y'know theres already 15 right?

Episode 3: Grand Prix

Starring: @Yoshi649
@NyanCat
@KirbytripleDX_2014
@JoshyEsploshi
@Coolmonkey
@Spooky_Yoshi (will not participate next episode because of banned)
@WorldRecord


Mimi: We have our Grand Prix happening in 15 minutes so you guys go get changed and warmed up!
Everyone: Alright!

*in the locker room*

Max: Do you guys think we're gonna win this cup?
Yoshi: What kind of dumbass question is that? Hell yeah we're winning this shit.
Joshy: And i'm gonna carry you guys as always
Yoshi: FIRST OF ALL, only reason you won is because you had that bullet bill, without that, you're ass.
Joshy: BETTER THAN YO FAT ASS THAT CAN'T EVEN FIT IN THE DAMN KART
Yoshi:*walks up to joshy's face* YOU WANNA GET YOUR ASS BEAT LIKE LAST TIME?
Joshy: IM BEATING YOUR ASS
Max:*pushes them away* Just hurry up and get dressed guys! We can't be arguing, this is the 3DS Mushroom Cup! We have to focus!
*they both get dressed and head for the race track*
MKfan: so... do we have a team name yet?
August: Oh right...i forgot...

Lakitu: You guys need to hurry up, the Grand Prix is starting in 3 minutes!

*they get into their karts and bikes.*

Announcement: Welcome! Spectators and racers! Welcome to the Mario Kart 7 Mushroom Cup! This is the most exciting Grand Prix we've had since 1992!

Coolmonkey talking to max: This has been around since 1992?!?!

Max: You just realized?!?!

Announcement: We will be having 2 teams as of last cup! 1st team we still have a..."None" and we have the "Pro Karters"! We will be starting in 1 minute!

*lakitu getting ready*
Are you guys ready?

Pro Karters: Yeah!
None: Yeah!

START YOUR ENGINES RACERS!

Lakitu: THREE...TWO...ONE...GO!!


Announcement: Wow! They all vroom off into Toad Circuit taking the first turn! With Team None's #1 Racer, Joshy Exploshi! And Pro Karter right behind!

Joshy: Hah! I'm already in first, Yoshi is never winning this!

*Yoshi coming behind him*

Yoshi: You remember we're trying to work together right?
Joshy: Alright fine, we'll work together! *as he hands Yoshi a banana*

Announcement: Woah Woah Woah! Is that Team None breaking the rules? Rule 3 in the book says "Shall no team mate let other team mates borrow items for the sake of winning." That is a penalty for Joshy! Engine off for 1 minute!


Joshy: Well...this is it yoshi...
Yoshi: Dont worry I will get in a good placement for you!
MKFan: *gets a blue shell* what does this thingy do?

Announcement: It seems that Team Pro Karters are in fourth and... ONE OF THE TEAM NONE HAS PULLED A BLUE SHELL!!

MkFan: So how does this work? *throws it* WOAH!!

Blue Shell: *running in to people* Out my way! Make way for the spiny shell! Move it!!


Announcement: AND THE BLUE SHELL HAS HIT! Oof that hurts...*flinching*


Joshy: *kart starts up again* Let's go!
*he pulls a golden mushroom

Joshy: WAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!*as he zooms into 1st*


Lakitu: Lap 2! Hurry up i dont want to be here all day!

Joshy: *In first pulling a super horn.* Wooo! Come near me and you're in for a world of noise! and hurt.
August: *in last place.* Noooo!!! how can I get back in 8th! there's like 12 players!
*pulls a star*
August: Let's go!
MKFan: *making contact with other team*
Pro Karter racer #5: Yo what's up fucker. Y'know we gon win this shit right?
MKFan: Im not scared of you! We're winning this shit, i dont care what comes out of your nasty, hot, disgusting mouth, WE. ARE. WINNING, so bye! *zooms off*

Coolmonkey: Hey whats up Max!
Max: Nothin much! Hey! We're entering the final lap!


Lakitu: FINAL LAP! GO GO GO!!!


Max: *driving* Coolmonkey are you okay?
Coolmonkey: Yeah I just dont know how to use this shock thingy.

*back in the front pack*

August: Hmm hmm hm hm hmmm! I love racing, its so peaceful and sunn-

*shock hits*


Max: Well thats what it does, but it only hit the other team!
*yoshi and joshy zooming like crazy to the finish line*
Yoshi: Joshy, don't let pride get in the way! Remember we're a team, to win this TOGETHER!
Joshy: You're right...ABOUT ME WINNING THE RACE AHAHAHAHAHA!
*he gets 1st*


Announcement: And the team who won the Toad Circuit Mushroom Cup is... TEAM NONE!!


*croud cheers*

Max: COOLMONKEY WE DID IT!!!
August: WE WON!!! WOOOHOO!
MKFan: WE ACTUALLY WON!
Yoshi: Let's GO!!!!
Joshy: YEAH! THATS WHAT IM TALKIN' ABOUT!
Coolmonkey: LETS GO!!!!

Announcement: We will start the 2nd race tomorrow, Thank you for being here everyone!

*back at application center for racing*

???: Excuse me, is there anymore sign up papers for the Mario Kart group?

Mimi: Actually yes there is more! I am going to need your name please?

???: My name....



Episode 4 coming today!