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Messages 1745 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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chuck norris isnt afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of him

Very sorry 😔

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Tencent wrote:
Hi guys if y'all are here I sorry for being annoying I shouldn't have been to mkpc so I,m leaving mkpc

NO PLEASE DON'T LEAVE IF YOU DO LEAVE, WE WILL HAVE NOTHING :(

who tf is "we"

Mario Party PC?

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wait wait! WAIT! WAIT!!!


IS MARIO PARTY IN MALAHIEUDE REAL WITH:

BOARD CREATOR?!
CHARACTER CREATOR?!
MINIGAME CREATOR?!
BOSSFIGHT CREATOR?!
ONLINE MODE?!
EVERY SINGLE BOWSER´S MINIONS INCLUDING GOOMBA AS PLAYABLE CHARACTER(S)?!
STORY MODE?!

OR WITH THE RYTHYM KITCHEN FROM SUPER MARIO PARTY JAMBOREE?! I CANT BELIVE IT!!!! I THINK IS BOTH! NO WAY!

(why twightlight hates me bruh)

i dont hate you, i just find you annoying with all your constant unnecessary and repetitive ideas

oh yeah and also the fact you think AI is "good" and all that (let's be honest it's just slop lmao)

Report a Stolen Track Here

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UraniumMan wrote:

That's an image you can find on the internet, so it's likely it wasn't intentional

i looked on google and all i could find were some mkpc versions of DK's Jungle Parkway, so its most likely Angel121 was the original creator of it
ok2
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ok_hand1

Post your Favourite Song Lyrics

Messages 1745 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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Olive Oil Ocean, what's the commotion?
Oh, is that a tank? C'mon, well let's show 'em
The fruits of our labor, that oil we savour
The sunk cost fallacy, metal roof praisers
The girl, Cherry Trunk, the big boss shark
With some rockin' socking robots
Cause her toys were out of stock
So she made an oil ocean,
And then she dropped some sharks in
And then she made us and gave us the wrong direction
So, our bot was built out of sticks and twine
It's amazing that it works nine percent of the time!
Our materials are dubious, engineers studious
I built a brick to get here, I walk a straight line
(at 0:27)
Messages 1745 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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(yeah ik i revived this i'll just let the forum kids call me out on that one :p)

The Stupendium - The Fine Print


Welcome to space.
What were you expecting?
It’s a dangerous place.
Thank you for investing.
Go there for your rota, there for your orders
Fill up these quotas, we'll bill you for quarters
Report to your foreman but watch for marauders
‘Cus If you get eaten there’s fees for your mourners

"Prosperity’s there in the care of magnates
In Halcyon heaven awaits!"


Did you think this was supposed to look like the posters
Well it mostly does, oh if you'd only read closer

"Just ten short years to a new frontier
Snooze as you cruise and you’ll wake up here!"


You’ve been trapped in that ship for an awful long time
So perhaps you have simply forgot what you signed
Oh honestly? Did you not read the colony policy?
That defines you as company property?
That waivers your say in autonomy?
The conglomerate’s got you in lock and key
We put the dollar back into idolatry
If you’re upset you can rent an apology
We are a family forged in bureaucracy
No I in ‘team’ but there’s con in ‘economy’

Were you expecting adventure?
Were you hoping for fun?
My friend you’re indentured
And pleasure’s exempt from your tenure
So venture back down to your slum
That's provided at generous prices
Your worth is determined by your sacrifices

"A small term of service when down on the surface
Internment’s a freebie that comes with the purchase!"



We work. To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to give
Ourselves the rights to buy
Ourselves the right to live
To earn the right to die.


Welcome to our little town! Why don’t you settle down?
Here, just fill out the paperwork and you can look around
We’re happy as can be inside the valley cannery
We live to pack the cans of meat and not to question where it’s found
Until we end up in the ground around the corner in the yard

You know we thought we liked the sound of finding glory in the stars
The board has taught us to be proud of never reaching very far
So we earn what we’re allowed and give it right back at the bar

"The Ale to cure what ails ya’!

Zero-Gee Brew! Your favourite flavour!

So work til’ you bleed – ennobled by labour

Then purchase relief from your local retailer!"


If you’d rather drop dead that’s fine
But you know that dropping down dead bears a fine
So you do your job and I’ll do mine
I gotta meet a six foot deep bottom line

We make a fortune for the board by selling boredom door to door
Because it’s all that we deserve and it is all we can afford
The secrets of the universe and all the worlds to be explored
But our dreams are back on earth and now the work is our reward

And you’ll be grateful for seats at the table
Though it dips at one end and the bench is unstable
You may waste your days but at least you were able
To pay off your grave since we leased you your cradle

Be faithful and pray we’ll repay what you invest
Behave as you slave for humanity’s interest
On account that you’re all on account  
and we’re quickly amounting humanity’s interest

You’d think that we’d sink to the brink of rebellion
With markets dependant on peddling weapons
The architect tells them the secret to heaven
"Is simply consuming whatever we sell them"


We work. To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to give
Ourselves the rights to buy
Ourselves the right to live
To earn the right to die.


You should have read the fine print, my friend.
Should have read the fine print
You should have read the fine print, my friend.
Should have read the fine print

(Welcome to our little town! Why don’t you settle down?
Here, just fill out the paperwork and you can look around
We work and then we work and then we work and then we work
And then we work and then we work and then we end up in the ground)
(WORK WORK HURRY HURRY
WORK WORK WORRY WORRY
WORK WORK HURRY HURRY
WORRY HURYY WORK WORK)

You should have read the fine print, my friend.
Should have read the fine print
You should have read the fine print, my friend.
Should have read the fine print

And here, and here, and initial here. Welcome to the family!
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Pizza Tower OST - Impasta Syndrome (With Lyrics!)
[key: The Noise  The Doise  Peddito]


You won't suffice
Now pay the price!
Stumble into your new home
Noise, my friend you're all alone!
Theo, I can not be swayed
Real or not you'll feel the rain!


Hey, get off my stage you copycat!
You're not me, do you think you're all that?
Hah! Think again for The Noise is here!
You feel my presence? It's lurking near
You REALLY have balls of steel to try and copy someone who knows how to get real!
You think you're better than the one in yellow?
I'm gonna get rid of your ugly mug, fellow!


Fine then, LET'S BRAWL
I WILL STAND TALL
Face my power
I WILL DEVOUR
After this your program will be a clean slate
It should be cancelled, after all
You've got a lot on your plate!
HAHAHA!


Okay man you're pissing me off!
You deserve no viewers, not even a cough!
Wait, are you even running a TV program?
Have I been rambling this whole time?
Damn
But it's not like I could know if you are
You're gonna be mute WHEN I LEAVE YOU WITH SCARS!
How'd you even sneak into the studio?
Were the guards slacking off?
I should've known


HEY! (HAH!)
Don't get pissy because your entire team is slackers (HAH!)
You think you'll get rid of me? (HAH!)
HA! That's a knee slapper!
You fell off more than MrBeast after his drama (HAH!)
With my wit and charm (HAH!)
I'll leave you with trauma! (HAH!)


Come on, LET'S BRAWL!
I WILL STAND TALL
Face my power!
I WILL DEVOUR
After this your program will be a clean slate
It should be cancelled, after all
You've got a lot on your plate!


NOTHING MORE
NOTHING LESS
AN EYESORE
NONETHELESS
YOU WILL CRY
SAY GOODBYE
WAVED YOUR FLAGS
WHILE I WAVE MINE!


It seems that we reached a conclusion
Give me the key
And you can stop your delusions!


Noise, come on, it's not the end!
You've had it good again and again!


SHUT UP!
You need a saddle, prick?
Because I know how much you love to ride my dick


What ze hell?
That's kinda gay
You'll go down and I'll have my way!
Hahaha!


I'm gonna kill you.

What ze HEEEEELLLLLLLLL!

Noise is calling, pick up phone!
I made my presence known!
Messages 1745 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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(sorry for revive, i just have a song i really want to post)
Pressure OST: Search Party (With lyrics)


Fixing wires (SEARCHING)
Spilling out my life
No surprise
Risking life for it to end anyway
Dead campfire (SCANNING)
Snuffed out like a light
No surprise
Risking pain as if I was even sane
Sea of iron (SEEKING)
Caught in death's grip tight
No surprise
Risking blight for a chance to see the light
Beaming spires (SEETHING)
Casting judgement's light
No surprise
Risking fight, this encounter's shining knight

Don't bother with an amber alert (PULSING)
Sure-fire way to get myself hurt
"EXR-P": funny name for a slave (PINGING)
Going through hell to see the next day
Don't bother with an amber alert (RADAR)
Sure-fire way to get myself hurt
"EXR-P": funny name for a slave (GAMMA)
Going through hell to see the next day

Fixing wires (SEARCHING)
Spilling out my life
No surprise
Risking life for it to end anyway
Dead campfire (SCANNING)
Snuffed out like a light
No surprise
Risking pain as if I was even sane
Sea of iron (SEEKING)
Caught in death's grip tight
No surprise
Risking blight for a chance to see the light
Beaming spires (SEETHING)
Casting judgement's light
No surprise
Risking fight, this encounter's shining knight

Booming sirens, make the ears hurt (PULSING)
Not sure if all this was worth
Fighting through wave after wave (PINGING)
Dragged through currents kept at bay
Booming sirens, make the ears hurt (RADAR)
Not sure if all this was worth
Fighting through wave after wave (GAMMA)
Dragged through currents kept at bay

ARCHIVE
OLD TIDES
TIME: NIGH (Trudging our way out of this hollow place)
DIVINE
PROLOGUE (Speak no worry, speak of me)
BEDROCK (Find SOLACE and GLEE [NO PEACE])
DEPTH (Our time for rest has ended now)
COLD (Our bodies will not be found)
END GOAL (Does it even matter if we survive anyway?!)

Raise your hands up to heaven
Speak so loud your throat achens
Our final test: True Damnation
Stalking those who roam this land
Weep your tears, your will strengthens
Crush their palms with your fate
And
Stain your hands with their tears
Oh
Spill their blood on these sands

Intercom:
Making scheming plans (WARNING)
Giving us demands (RIDGE WORKER DETECTED)
Twiddling our hands

Trying, finding rites (CODE 100)
Never ending fights
A search party with no invite

Looking up to God (SWITCHING)
Praying your demands (DIRECTIVE)
Begging for his hands

Trying, finding rites (CODE 100)
Never ending fights
A search party with no invite


Pandemonium:
Pandering mime
You know that it's time
Showtime
Left concrete walls
Just to be caught by Searchlights
Pandering mime
You know that it's time
Showtime
Left concrete walls
Just to-


[KEY: Angler Chainsmoker Pinkie Froger]

Fear us, the deep
Lurking deep beneath
Steep steps
Good things lie
And all good men cheat
Fear us, the deep
Lurking in the depths
Deep breaths
Deafening depths
And you're way too deep
Fear us, the deep
Lurking deep beneath
Steep steps
Good things lie
And all good men cheat
Fear us, the deep
Lurking in the depths
Deep breaths
Deafening depths
And you're way too deep
Fear us, the deep
Lurking deep beneath
Steep steps
Good things lie
And all good men cheat
Fear us, the deep
Lurking in the depths
Deep breaths
Deafening depths
And you're way too deep
Fear us, the deep
Lurking deep beneath
Steep steps
Good things lie
And all good men cheat
Fear us, the deep
Lurking in the depths
Deep breaths
Deafening depths
And you're way too-


Guts stain my chains
Your mind too tame
Guts stain my chains
Your mind too tame
Guts stain my chains
Your mind too tame


Steering quiet
Staying silent
Lifesigns violent
Mind incompliant
Steering quiet
Staying silent
Lifesigns violent
Mind icompliant


Rebound
Return
Payback
Selfserve
Rebound
Return
Payback
Selfserve
Rebound
Return
Payback
Selfserve
Rebound
Return
Payback
Selfserve


Faith my savior (SEARCHING)
Mind in prayer
Search, no answer (SCANNING)
Beaming flayers
Mind is racing (SEEKING)
Heartrate raising
Life is fleeting (SEETHING)
End I'm drearing

Faith my savior (YOU.)
Mind in prayer (DON'T.)
Search, no answer (NEED)
Beaming flayers (HELP. NO)
Mind is racing (FAITH)
Heartrate raising (CAN'T)
Life is fleeting (SAVE.)
End I'm drearing (YOU.)

Can we pretend we're not trapped here?
Life of dark you've taught us to fear
Trials, test runs, nothing coheared
Absolute pain all I could hear
Injuries our life held sustained
Inquiry, our meaning unchained
Vials, papers, ethics tapered
All. I. Saw. Was.
Suffering, an unkept wildfire
Treachery, God's bleeding divine
Lies, myths, fables, tales
All. I. See. Is
Plentiful, those pains that you cause
Bountiful, the "joy" you feed off
You. Won't. Hold. Us.
Time we stick it to that big "boss"


Sea of iron
Caught in death's grip tight
No surprise
Risking blight for a chance to see the light
Beaming spires casting judgement's light
No surprise
Risking fight, this encounter's shining knight
Fixing wires, spilling guts of lies
No surprise
Risking life for it to shine like a light
Dead campfire, snuffed out like a light
No surprise
Risking pain as if you'd live anyway
Sea of iron
Caught in death's grip tight
No surprise
Risking blight for a chance to see the light
Beaming spires casting judgement's light
No surprise
Risking fight, this encounter's shining knight


-.-. .-. .. -- .. -. .- .-..
-.-. .-. .. - .. -.-. .- .-..
... .- ...- . ... .... .. .--.
-- .- -.- . .-.. .. ..-. .
-.-. .-. .. -- .. -. .- .-..
-.-. .-. .. - .. -.-. .- .-..

Searchlights:
DANCING IN THE DARK
CREATOR WITH NO SPARK
STRUGGLING TO FILL
DEATH OF GOD'S WILL

Expendable:
Beneath the sand
Our heroes and friends lay burried
In gentler hands
Our very own soul will pave us our way
Scraping the stars
These Searchlights shine lighting up the night sky
Burning demands
These shackles that hold us will not be seen
Oh
deep breaths, dull steps, mind blank, time tanked
1, 2, 3, 4 Foes counted more
deep breaths, dull steps, mind blank, time tanked
4, 5, 6, 7 God forsakened

!CODE 410!
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The Stupendium - The Most Fashionable Faction (TF2 Song)
3, 2, 1, Begin!
Watch out! The scout's out and about.
Running around, bringing bonks right down on your scalp (Bonk!)
Do you even know who you're talking to here?
I'm a streak of greased lightning, keep fighting for years
I'm a stunner, number one run and gunner
My beats bring the heat 'cause I'm a sweet double jumper
Your finger’s on the trigger but before you get to pull it
I'll take a sip of fizz and go whizzing past your bullets
I'm on it like a rocket on a course to freakin' pound ya
Call me Super-Sonic 'cause I'm running rings around ya (Whew!)
I'm a dab hand with a sandman
I'm the baddest in the badlands
I'm a speed freak on a kill streak
See a blur and then it's bang bang

I'm the Demo! Boom goes my M.O.
Tyrant from the highlands getting violent on the bellows
The only thing more volatile than me would be my ammo
I'll leave you blown to pieces while my piece is screaming blammo
Did this have whisky in or was it nitroglycerine?
I'll find out on the way out if I'm spouting flaming p*ss again
'Cause if I live another day my liver might go anyway
And I'd rather go in glory so in war I won't be giving in
I suffer for my art
I've got sulphur on the heart
This tartan Spartan's gonna tear you apart.
Fire shots at the Cyclops, it never ends well
Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together in hell

Zoom, red dot
Boom, headshot
Your head's got a new lead clot
Bring you to a dead stop, leave you with your head popped
Another target on the list that can be checked off
'Cause on a mission I am viciously efficient
My vitals just my rifle and a set of jars to p*ss in
When it comes to assassins you could say I'm high-calibre
Yanking my machete from your head like it's Excalibur
No mercy mercenary, I'll take you down like cattle when
My true forte's in 2Fort playing blood sports on the battlements
Spray your brain 'fore you know what's happening
Safe to say, ya won't be wearing hats again

If you’re seeing red or you’re feeling blue
If you wanna bust caps and wear them too
If you like warfare in stylish headwear
Well have we got the game for you
No there isn’t any greater
Military millinery simulator
We fight all day to find out who’s
The most fashionable faction in TF2

Listen up ‘cause I won’t say it again
You'd better not be sissies because war is not a game!
Unless of course it's war games, then I’m all for games
Hope you're keeping score because numerate I sure ain't!
I am good at fighting, ask Sun Tzu
I taught him all he knows in the art of Shovel Fu
Way back in ancient China when I met him one night
He said Soldier’s really cool and the best at winning fights
Now I win all the fight money wherever I go
'Cause my rockets go BOOM then you explode
Now, the army told me that I was crazy
But I wrote this song so I’m clearly amazing

Gentlemen, it won't be gentle when
I sneak into your base and steal the faces of your helpless friends
Stealing your briefcase really was a brief case
You think you're smart but I have the intelligence
Be a man! Why do you have to die screaming?
I shoot you, take the loot and take my suit for dry cleaning.
I’m not cheating you ignorant swine!
I creep in and sneak things right into your spine
When I fight with my butterfly it stings like a bee
So tonight tell your mother 'hi', give her a kiss from me
I'm debonair with deadly flair, I'm anyone and anywhere
The face your mother wakes to is the last you'll ever see

I am heavy weapons guy
I make puny babies cry
Want to live? Rule one:
Don't. Touch. My. Gun.
May be slow, no need to rush ya
When i'm rolling with Natascha
Fill you dead with holes we crush ya
Leave you cold like snow in Russia.
Puny gun! I punch more damage!
Chew you up for lunch like sandvich
Think you can outrun me? Prove it
I'd like to see you outrun bullet

If you’re seeing red or you’re feeling blue
If you wanna bust caps and wear them too
If you like warfare in stylish headwear
Well have we got the game for you
No there isn’t any greater
Military millinery simulator
We fight all day to find out who’s
The most fashionable faction in TF2

Howdy! The engineer’s in the field (Ya!)
Farm boy charm with a megaton yield (Woo!)
I’ve got a cranium laced with uranium
Dispense your offense with the weapons I wield (Yeehaw!)
I'm hot stuff, ‘cause  I’ve a hundred degrees
So if you boil my blood you’ll get burned on Steam
I'm over qualified to leave you nullified and tan your sorry hide
You'd better run and hide or die by my machines
Just a friendly Engy
Preventing entry with a deadly sentry
Each practical problem I solve, my skill mounts
The only thing higher than my IQ is my kill count

Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Emboldened scolding folds of red and gold are my desire!
Its my sacred duty, keep the beauty burning higher
Leave you dismembered in the embers, every felling swells the pyre!
I'm a terror from the nether, something that you've never seen
With a charcoal soul, heart pumping kerosene
You've met your match you'll be a charred patch on the floorboards
I'll strike a match and strike the match off of the scoreboard
What's it matter if my brain's deranged when I snuff you out?
Boy, does it look lovely out! Candy canes and fluffy clouds!
Racking up the kills as I’m cranking up the grill
Easy to blow you away when you're just powder

Got a little headache? You'd better call the Medic!
Were you wanting anesthetic? Really don’t be so pathetic
That burning is a bird within your sternum that snuck in whilst I was working
But I think a bloody dove is quite a lovely aesthetic
You grazed your knee? Well it seems to me
You need invasive exploratory surgery
See I may have a little uncertainty
Between patient, Specimen? It’s a blur to me.
Get the point of my syringes at your hiney
I’ll Übercharge and buff you 'til you're shiny
I could fix you quick with my medi-gun
The procedure is painless but that’s no fun…

If you’re feeling blue or you’re seeing red
If what’s on your mind’s what’s on your head
Who wants to battle
When there’s catalogues of hats to browse instead?
It’s not how far you push the cart
What matters is the noble art
Of dressing heads in dandy threads
To wear whilst you are blown apart

If you’re seeing red or you’re feeling blue
If you wanna bust caps and wear them too
If you like warfare in stylish headwear
Well have we got the game for you
No there isn’t any greater
Military millinery simulator
We fight all day to find out who’s
The most fashionable faction in TF2

EDIT: another song
Hit Single Real - Car's Little Song
Hello my name is car and I made this song for everyone!
Enjoy is please hahehe
Open all your eyes
See that my name is car car car
Tell me you got it right
Let me say it one more time!
Caa̸̞̤̓͐͐-̷̞͛̋͋͝a̴̧̦̥̻̅a̷̛̦̗̝͑̇̕ȧ̶̙̫́̐͆-̸͍͌͆̕͠a̶̰͒ä̵́ͅ
I once met a man
His name starts with a G!
Thanks to him, I now have 47 friends
And you're one!
I'll always be here: forever free!
Look ahead
Grow with me
Open all your eyes
See that my name is car car car
Tell me you got it right
Let me say it one more time
Caa̸̞̤̓͐͐-̷̞͛̋͋͝a̴̧̦̥̻̅a̷̛̦̗̝͑̇̕ȧ̶̙̫́̐͆-̸͍͌͆̕͠a̶̰͒ä̵́ͅ...
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battle6823 pts ★ Racer
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i have a lot of favourite songs at the moment so i'll just pick 2 random ones that i like

Spoiler [ShowHide]
OR3O - Best Friends (KinitoPET Song)

Hi I’m Kinito
Your virtual buddy on the screen
We’ll go with the flow
I’m nothing like you’ve ever seen

Welcome to the web world
Where you can help out my crew with tasks
Come give it a whirl
Also would you mind if I ask

What's your favorite color and cuisine?
What place do you want to live in?
Who is your best friend in the world
And is the answer me?

Answer correctly
Answer me please
You are my friend
Are you content?

Just you and me
It’ll be so much fun, You’ll have a ball
Don’t want you free
Forever and ever no pretend
Forever and ever you’re my friend

Oops that’s an error
Let's get back to where we last left off
Here is a tour of
The world that i built for you with love

Look at the walls it's what you drew
And look there is all your favorite foods
I was wondering just one little thing
Will you stay with me?

Answer correctly
Answer me please
You have no voice
There is no choice

Just you and me
It’ll be so much fun, You’ll have a ball
Don’t want you free
Forever and ever you’re my friend

Why not give the access all to me
Just put in the code on the screen
And i'll be waiting here patiently
Wait, what is happening?

Why’d you delete me
This is no more fun please change it back
I’m so sorry
I guess it's goodbye, is this the end?

I'm sorry i wanted to be your friend


Spoiler [ShowHide]
The Stupendium - Wool Over Our Eyes (Cult of the Lamb song)

As I skip amongst the thickets
Well, just look at what I’ve found
An innocent wee critter
Sitting, shivering on the ground
Entrapped and gagged and bound
Upon a sacrificial mound
Such a miserable predicament
So, how’d you like the sound
Of a haven-cum-community
A vibrant congregation
Of waywards just like you
The fates aligned for me to save from
The depraved and heathen demons
And their vile abominations
Enslaving feeble minds
Into a life of prostration
Not like my operation
Not the slightest correlation
Why, we’ve dances, feasts and festivals
It’s like we’re on vacation
No time for contemplation
Would you like to come and take some
Salvation in exchange
For just some light indoctrination?

THE PACT IS SEALED

Welcome in, brethren!
Step down off the pentagram
Blessed be and bend the knee
And pledge to me forever and
Forget the need to question and
We’ll never need to reprimand
Lethargy is heresy
You’re very keen to lend a hand
There’s effigies to render
And a temple yet to build
We’ve many seeds to tend to
And there’s earth still left to till
And every second spare
You’d best remember to keep filled
In reverent prayer and penance
Lest dissenters will be KILL-
-ecting up the mess
Until they find their crimes regrettable
All evidence says heaven’s light’s
Not likely for the sceptical
The bedding’s of the finest moss
The lichen often edible
Now, don’t you think your life outside
Was tiresome and forgettable?

Deep in the dark of the woods
Where secrets sleep
We serve he who waits beneath
Till the soul, devotion reap
For the lamb who herds the sheep
In the dark of the woods
We pledge our lives
Sages say that faith is blind
Arms raised high in sacrifice
Pull down wool over our eyes

Time for your donations
Fill the dish up, pass the gold plate
Every penny pays to kill
The Bishops of the Old Faith
Our benefactor waits
Betwixt the crippling links of old chains
Tethered to the plains
Until the heretics are all slain
So, pay the tithes and pray you might
Remain upon the list of all
The cherished, chosen children
For whom love is unconditional
Your contribution’s absolution
For the guilt within you all
Our movement may be new
But all your sins are still original
You’ll find my sermons stirring
Form the circle, get your heads down
Heavy hangs the neck
Of any vessel of the Red Crown
Blessed to be the shepherd
Of the desperate and oppressed now
Destined for ascension
Ne’er the wealthy ever left ground
So, empty out your bank accounts
And dance around the fire
And focus your devotion
Through the crackling of the pyre
So potent and ambrosial
It flows through blackened spires
To satiate our patron
And their rancorous desires

CLAUNECK:
The game is barely set
Yet e’er within the deck you’ve dwelt
We’ve never met and yet
We meet again upon my pelts
The cards we want are often drawn
But seldom ever dealt
But, chance the hand you’re given
Mayhap lift you where you fell
Tell me, little lamb
Do you see destiny immutable?
Does fate or dedication
Keep you bended knee and dutiful?
Feign predestination?
Or is zealotry the truth of all
The paths you never take and never leave
Yet in the future walk?
Saviour or enslaver?
Oh, these labels are but shallow things
You brave the twisting mists
Betwixt the hallowed and the harrowing
And pray that they may shift
Amidst the rhapsody of Haro’s wings
So, just embrace the chaos
And the clarity the tarot brings

Deep in the dark of the woods
Where secrets sleep
We serve he who waits beneath
Till the soul, devotion reap
For the lamb who herds the sheep
In the dark of the woods
We pledge our lives
Sages say that faith is blind
Arms raised high in sacrifice
Pull down wool over our eyes

The time has come, enlightened ones
The hour is at hand
Or do you doubt the crown?
The righteous power it commands?
We swear to scriptures devilish
Devout or ever-damned
Till fetid grip of heretics
Is scoured from the land
Who today can truly say
Their faith has never faltered?
Whose neck, so trained to pray
Would never strain against the halter?
These reins that pave the way
Towards our patron’s radiant reign
And so, which waif ordained by grace
Shall fate see slain upon the altar?
For what have we to give
Once coin and toil have been expended?
For naught have we to live
If plots of soil to be lamented
Are the unascended end
To whence our mortal coil has wended
The rested dead are spoiled
Not with the spoils we are intended
But flesh, bequeathed freely,
grants a life a higher purpose
In death, a deeper meaning,
everlasting pious service
Sowing seeds precedes a reaping
Start a line, now who’s the first?
You all decided to convert
So tell me, why’re you so nervous?
For your fervour has been fated now
To satiate the beast
In chains he waits beneath
And how he craves to be released
We celebrate in blessed flame
So, pray and take a seat
And pledge unto their name
Lest you be plated at the feast
Let your faith remain unshaken
In our monastery’s beliefs
You’ve no claim to consecration
When there’s coffers to be greased
Stay praiseful to your deity
Their prophecy and priest
For the sheep may be the shepherd
But the flock is being fleeced

Deep in the dark of the woods
Where secrets sleep
We serve he who waits beneath
Give the flesh, ascension seek
From the lamb who herds the sheep
In the dark of the woods
We pledge our lives
Sages say that faith is blind
Arms raised high in sacrifice
Pull down wool over our eyes
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Messages 1745 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs21381 pts ★ Legend
battle6823 pts ★ Racer
United Kingdom

*instrumental*
Two...
2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3
The deepest end of GD Memes
Bro this is fire!
Knock em out!
Second drop, right now.
3: 2.1, 2.2, 2.3
I wish there was a way I could earn money free man
Too easy! Lemon squeezy!
WWWOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHH
It's Wulzy
You've been trolled!
GD Cologne
It's not yellow.
Fire in the hole!
I beat The Golden!
I beat Zodiac!
The hardest level in the game:
Back On Track
AAAAAAAAAA
I died... at 69%
I take them on a journey
to the recent taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaab
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Venomous pen in my palm is sick
Your sweater looks like Juniper's skin (What?)
Taking credit for something you didn't do.
And she said:
"Hehe, I'm so confused"
22 people are playing Future Funk.
I can't think of any clips to add here
[BEEP]
2.2 Sneak Peek
2.2 Sneak Peek (Release PLEASE)
2.2 Sneak Peek; 2.2 Sneak Peek
*instrumental*
xd2
Messages 1745 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs21381 pts ★ Legend
battle6823 pts ★ Racer
United Kingdom

Fire in the hole!
in the,
Fire in the hole
Fire!
Fire in the hole
The hole
in the?
Hahahaha!
Fire in the hole!
in the,
Fire in the hole
Fire
Fire in the hole!
The hole!
Fire in the hole!
Oh matey
xd5
Messages 1745 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs21381 pts ★ Legend
battle6823 pts ★ Racer
United Kingdom
ChocoM1lk wrote:
MovieLOVER wrote:
ChocoM1lk wrote:
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
It is a road that you go
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
And you will know when you get there
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
It is a road that you go
It's a road that you go when you die
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's a road we're all gonna go
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's got Princess Peach, Mario and the Toad
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's a road we're all gonna go (We'll go)
It's Rainbow Road
It's where you go when you die
It's Rainbow Road
I'll miss you again, uncle
It's Rainbow Road
It's where you go when you die
It's Rainbow Road
I'll miss you again
Oh Rainbow Road

wait didn't i already post that-


FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

NO IT'S FBI OPEN UP

NO IT'S WATER ON THE HILL


NO IT'S AIR IN THE HOUSE!

NO IT'S H2O ON A CURVED NATURAL OBJECT KNOWN AS A HILL
Messages 1745 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs21381 pts ★ Legend
battle6823 pts ★ Racer
United Kingdom
ChocoM1lk wrote:
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
It is a road that you go
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
And you will know when you get there
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
It is a road that you go
It's a road that you go when you die
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's a road we're all gonna go
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's got Princess Peach, Mario and the Toad
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's a road we're all gonna go (We'll go)
It's Rainbow Road
It's where you go when you die
It's Rainbow Road
I'll miss you again, uncle
It's Rainbow Road
It's where you go when you die
It's Rainbow Road
I'll miss you again
Oh Rainbow Road

wait didn't i already post that-

Ooo I’m sorry..

its ok!
Messages 1745 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs21381 pts ★ Legend
battle6823 pts ★ Racer
United Kingdom
MovieLOVER wrote:
ChocoM1lk wrote:
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
It is a road that you go
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
And you will know when you get there
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
It is a road that you go
It's a road that you go when you die
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's a road we're all gonna go
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's got Princess Peach, Mario and the Toad
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's a road we're all gonna go (We'll go)
It's Rainbow Road
It's where you go when you die
It's Rainbow Road
I'll miss you again, uncle
It's Rainbow Road
It's where you go when you die
It's Rainbow Road
I'll miss you again
Oh Rainbow Road

wait didn't i already post that-


FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

NO IT'S FBI OPEN UP

NO IT'S WATER ON THE HILL
Messages 1745 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs21381 pts ★ Legend
battle6823 pts ★ Racer
United Kingdom
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
It is a road that you go
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
And you will know when you get there
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
It is a road that you go
It's a road that you go when you die
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's a road we're all gonna go
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's got Princess Peach, Mario and the Toad
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's a road we're all gonna go (We'll go)
It's Rainbow Road
It's where you go when you die
It's Rainbow Road
I'll miss you again, uncle
It's Rainbow Road
It's where you go when you die
It's Rainbow Road
I'll miss you again
Oh Rainbow Road

wait didn't i already post that-
Messages 1745 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs21381 pts ★ Legend
battle6823 pts ★ Racer
United Kingdom

Yuh
Ay
Yo
Ya
I was gonna rise
to the sky!
With my
Moon Fries!
They all let me down
to sound so solid
Then I found
Moon Fries!
Life could be much more
I was left on the floor
'Til I saw with my eyes
Moon Fries!
Finally I ran to home
But I should've known
It was all a lie
Moon Fries!
I was gonna rise
to the sky
with my
Moon Fries!
They all let me down
to sound so solid
Then I found
Moon Fries!
Moon Fries!
Moon Fries!

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