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Mario Kart Wii's the best

Mario Kart: Double Dash sucks

They actually tried to make a recreation of Coconut Mall from Mario Kart Wii in Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds! It's Colorful Mall.

Hm...Guess my thoughts on Bit Bike were a bit wrong...

Here's all of my thoughts

Small

Booster Seat

This humiliating contraption may look bizzare for me and the others except for the babies, but at least you have a good shade! This has tough handling, but the speed and weight is discouraging. A good source of handling means bumping into a wall, so be careful.

Mini Beast

Probably the one vehicle who's in front of the whole crew is the Mini Beast. This brute can reach really decent speeds. If you're in the lead and can sustain it, the concerto can keep you there!

Cheep Charger

If you're wondering, "what kart can outrun another?" Well, the Cheep Charger can handle that! You can efficiently slide around corners, and use Mini-Turbos with ease. Y-You won't be going very fast with top speeds, though.

Tiny Titan

This is a refurbished kart from Mario and Luigi's Famicom Grand Prix: 3D Hot Rally. With big tires, they can roll through offroad, and bumping into players is fine with the average speed and weight you have. Don't know about drifting, however.

Blue Falcon

On loan from the F-ZERO series, this plane can master the track by boosting with top speeds. Carefully build your pace up, and you'll almost think you're flying! The Mini-Turbo can't really do well, and you can hone this kart mostly on tarmac.

Bullet Bike

The quickest, coolest, and toughest one of this class is the Bullet Bike. Its drift! Wow! It turns each corner like it's nothing! Once you blast off, you'll be hard to obtain from the others. Unfortunately, it takes a long time for velocity.

Bit Bike

This confined bike has some stuff to recommend. From the starting line, it can maneuver its way to 4th-1st, and good steering if you don't wanna drop off the track! Alas, this vehicle is one of the lightest and struggles mostly with speed.

Quacker

Once you get handicapped, have no fear, considering the fact that the Quacker does well with acceleration! It slightly but instanly reaches top momentum, drifting that can make you daydream, and its wings contain useful Mini-Turbos. Stay alerted for a bump-fest. It has webbed tires, by the way.

Magikruiser

Okay, although it takes its time for a blue spark when drifting, it's awesome during stuff other than just asphalt. Try this on Sherbet Land, and you'll see what I mean!

Jet Bubble

Possibly the roundest bike of them all, the bubble bike is sort of an all-rounder. Even though you should never leave this when racing, unless you're Mushroom-powered, it has no deficit of something required or expected.

Medium

Classic Dragster

It's a rickety but okay kart to use. You have the large design for jostling, and also has good acceleration. Build up your Mini-Turbos wisely, and you'll be good to go.

Wild Wing

This one Mario enjoys, because not only it looks fierce, but the drift stat is well accomplished. And it has a good weight too. Whenever I view replays, I can always hear the whoosh of the spoilers. But there's one thing to note: This roadster does not fly over off-road.

Super Blooper

I think it's nice riding a Blooper kart, since these creatures are aerodynamic and all. This one is like the previous kart, but more focuses on off-road.

Daytripper

If you want steady handling while racing, this is the kart for you. Don't be deceived by the classic nature of the kart. Its Mini-Turbos can help you a lot. It even tips on one side! How cool is that?

Sprinter

This F1-based vehicle has one thing it's about: Speed. It's probably faster than any other vehicle in this class. It "sprints" well during straights on the tracks, but don't get me started with the off-road.

Super-Mushroom 1985 MACH Bike (Yes, that's the full name)

The slim bike who's good at drifts is almost used a lot! It has a spectacular top speed and can handle hairpin turns. Just make sure to stay on the lane, that's all.

Sugarscoot

Scooters are peculiar when it comes to the track. The Sugarscoot contains a good amount of handling, and doesn't have any trouble with off-road. Its weight, on the other hand, is something to keep noted. Be careful not to be jostled around!

Zip Zip

For a strange name, it's one that makes sense, since you can actually zip through the sides of the road with ease. It is such an outside drift bike, to the point where its drift makes you slide plenty.

Sneakster

One reason I think the exhaust pipes are so large is because the Sneakster is adept to speed. But, it's not a good bike to select when you're facing against big racers. Make sure they don't outrun you when you wheelie!

Dolphin Dasher

This bike is like the popular Wii emulator's namesake. And whenever you get bumped around, dolphin noises will please you. The weight and off-road are the good statistics for this one, but it's difficult to get close to sideways when drifting.

Heavy

Offroader

Looking like it could go well with Grumble Volcano, the Offroader does go right with the off-road, hence its name. If you want to jostle at the start of the race like Bowser, this is a good choice. The thing this kart stutters at is the drift, and achieving blue and yellow sparks are obscure.

Flame Flyer

You might say that this belongs in Time Trials, and you have a point! The Flame Flyer is best at its speed, weight, and drifting! Without drifting, It'll become uneasy to control, meaning you can't really accelerate that quick after being handicapped.

Piranha Prowler

Due to its Piranha-designed shell, this behemoth meets top speed greatly, and because of its outside look, handles weight amazingly. It may take a long time for top speed, yes, but Red and Green Shells are something to avoid.

Jetsetter

This H-shaped vehicle blasts to a top speed that you might think you're leaving the road! Or should I say, Rainbow Road, because it's an excellent one to select there. The weight can help you with gravity, but for everything else? Eh, let's just say that slow and steady wins the race.

Honeycoupe

This has a decent top pace but not the best. Put the speed aside, this car is suited well for drifting. Along with the powerful Mini-Turbo, you'll effortlessly win to victory.

Flame Runner

Bowser's bike may have awful off-road and handling, but it's a great bike if you wanna have insane speed! The accurate drift, and powerful Mini-Turbo indicate you'll win for sure. Just study the track first.

Moneycycle (It's other name)

Wario's bike has lots of weight put on to it. You can accelerate easily to the better positions, and move others away! I guess Wario didn't pay attention to the drifting, I suppose.

Shooting Star

This is a great aerodynamic bike thanks to its speed and weight. The spectacular drifting may be tricky for the rookie. And keep this bike away from grass or mud. Ice is fine.

Spear

The Spear, in the hands of an expert racer, can impress you whenever it drives through Dash Panels, like the ones in Luigi Circuit. It's bad coming back to good acceleration, and if the roads are too much, store it in your garage just in case.

Phantom

This one has average weight, and does okay handling. This is King Boo's favorite, since it soars through the grass easily! Keep in mind, you can sometimes make errors when drifting, so have good care.

Standards

Kart

This is a prime candidate if you don't really care about the abilities and just wanna feel the breeze. It has no constraints, but you can easily be passed by a faster kart.

Bike

It isn't terrible at any type of action, but it's not great, too. If you care about just being on a bike to do tricks, it's open.

Check my description

I just wanted to know how it feels! Besides, the small vehicles look boring and playful, and the medium ones look the coolest. I'm not a baby, I'm a teen!

I can't watch it, because it's restricted.

Fun Fact:

In MKWii, before the race starts in DK Mountain, the bridge is stiff and doesn't sway. But as soon as the countdown ends, it starts doing its business.

Here are my thoughts on the medium MKWii vehicles.

Classic Dragster

It's a rickety but okay kart to use. You have the large design for jostling, and also has good acceleration. Build up your Mini-Turbos wisely, and you'll be good to go.

Wild Wing

This one I enjoy, because not only it looks fierce, but the drift stat is well accomplished. And it has a good weight too. Whenever I view replays, I can always hear the whoosh of the spoilers. But there's one thing to note: This roadster does not fly over off-road.

Super Blooper

I think it's nice riding a Blooper kart, since these creatures are aerodynamic and all. This one is like the previous kart, but more focuses on off-road.

Daytripper

If you want steady handling while racing, this is the kart for you. Don't be deceived by the classic nature of the kart. Its Mini-Turbos can help you a lot. It even tips on one side! How cool is that?

Sprinter

This F1-based vehicle has one thing it's about: Speed. It's probably faster than any other vehicle in this class. It "sprints" well during straights on the tracks, but don't get me started with the off-road.

Super-Mushroom 1985 MACH Bike (Yes, that's the full name)

The slim bike who's good at drifts is almost used a lot! It has a spectacular top speed and can handle hairpin turns. Just make sure to stay on the lane, that's all.

Sugarscoot

Scooters are peculiar when it comes to the track. The Sugarscoot contains a good amount of handling, and doesn't have any trouble with off-road. Its weight, on the other hand, is something to keep noted. Be careful not to be jostled around!

Zip Zip

For a strange name, it's one that makes sense, since you can actually zip through the sides of the road with ease. It is such an outside drift bike, to the point where its drift makes you slide plenty.

Sneakster

One reason I think the exhaust pipes are so large is because the Sneakster is adept to speed. But, it's not a good bike to select when you're facing against big racers. There's this one time in Mario Circuit 3, where Bowser still stayed ahead when I kept on wheelieing behind him!

Dolphin Dasher

This bike is like the popular Wii emulator's namesake. And whenever you get bumped around, dolphin noises will please you. The weight and off-road are the good statistics for this one, but it's difficult to get close to sideways when drifting.

No, I wasn't talking about that

I must say, when the universe reset in 2007, I was kind of excited during the last second. Honest.

Powerless Sonic meets Sonic

Such middleweight.

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People forgot about the fact that you could honk with that button down there; it got obscure


I want THIS to be found and decompiled! Wahoo!

Eww.

Fun Fact:

Mario Kart Wii had it's early development in early 2006, after Mario Kart DS made its debut. This time, the Mario Kart team wanted to make this title based on BMX driving. Which meant that the Mario characters would be racing on bikes. One person did say that seeing Mario on a bike would look strange, but soon later, they kept it. Also, Mario Kart Wii was originally going to be called "Mario Kart X", or "Mario Kart BMX". Early concept art of Luigi Circuit and Dry Dry Ruins can be found online. Luigi Circuit's unchanged, while the desert track was going to be raced in reverse.

I need to yap about the MKWii vehicles. They come in different shapes for each class. For example: You have the Flame Runner for large class, the Daytripper for medium classes, and the Jet Bubble for small classes. But here's the thing. The vehicles created for the small class look a little bit off, imo. I understand Nintendo was trying to put certain enemies and animals into these, but in the end, they look like bumper cars for the small. Take the Cheep Charger, or the Jet Bubble again. The medium and large ones have more realism to them, but the small ones are like some kind of Bubble Car from JW.



And also, I have the blue and red color pallete for the vehicles, but they lack any for the small ones. Some concepts for some early vehicles from 2007 can be seen here:

I can literally see the Roku screensaver

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