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12740 pts ★ ChampionOn 2024-03-31 at 07:46:33
A track featuring strategic games such as chess and checkers, with blackjack cards and casino chips, I think this can be used creatively
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1Pixel's MKPC Checklist
On 2024-03-30 at 13:11:16
Here's a list of things I plan to do before I quit MKPC (or take a break from it at least). I may add more to this as time goes on.
- Completed -
1.) Unlock all official characters
2.) Reach 448pts in Time Trial
3.) Obtain a 150cc World Record
4.) Obtain a 200cc World Record
5.) Create a character
6.) Become a challenge validator
7.) Win MKPC Amateur Cup
8.) Become well-known in the community
- Incomplete -
1.) Reach #1 rank in 200cc (currently #2)
2.) Win MKPC Pro League
3.) Beat a JPG World Record
4.) Beat a TAS run
5.) Become a moderator
6.) Reach Superstar rank on both VS Mode and Battle Mode
7.) Obtain King Mario on forums
Thank you MKPC community!
- Completed -
1.) Unlock all official characters
2.) Reach 448pts in Time Trial
3.) Obtain a 150cc World Record
4.) Obtain a 200cc World Record
5.) Create a character
6.) Become a challenge validator
7.) Win MKPC Amateur Cup
8.) Become well-known in the community
- Incomplete -
1.) Reach #1 rank in 200cc (currently #2)
2.) Win MKPC Pro League
3.) Beat a JPG World Record
4.) Beat a TAS run
5.) Become a moderator
6.) Reach Superstar rank on both VS Mode and Battle Mode
7.) Obtain King Mario on forums
Thank you MKPC community!
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7First WW tops on 150cc
On 2024-03-29 at 12:47:35
First #1 WW
1[MKPC Lore] The story behind Glitch Gal
On 2024-03-29 at 00:36:00
New chapter coming soon 
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11On 2024-03-24 at 01:12:17
Oh no you did not just steal MKPCverse. I trademarked that one.
fight me
On 2024-03-24 at 01:09:11
Chapter 2: Second Chance
Hazel opens her eyes to see herself surrounded by a bright light, unable to determine where the source of the light is coming from.
???: Ah you're finally awake, welcome.
Hazel: Hold on a second.. Where am I..?
???: Well.. There is no easy way to say this, but whilst you were in the arcade you glitched through the floor and died..
???: Quite a rather strange death if you ask me, but you are here now I guess..
Hazel: I DIED!?
???: That's correct, I guess you could call this the afterlife.
Hazel: The afterlife?
???: Yes, like I just said before.
Hazel: Sorry I am still overwhelmed right now.. I didn't expect to die by glitching through the floor..
???: Hm. I did not intend for you to die in such a strange way nor at such a young age, so I shall give you another chance at life.
Hazel: Thank you so much! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
The figure looks down upon her and nods its head, smiling.
Hazel: Before I go, I was wondering.. Who are you?
The figure begins to fade, as Hazel's vision becomes blurrier, slowly losing consciousness.
Hazel: Please answer me, who are you..?
She falls into a slumber.
Hazel wakes up yet again, but in the MKPCverse!
Random Cat: Heya! You keep waking up a lot don't you?
Hazel: Oh hey you're back, I should've listened to you, I'm sorry.
Hazel: WAIT DID YOU JUST BREAK THE FOURTH WALL?
Random Cat: Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
Hazel: Seeming as you are a random cat who breaks the fourth wall, do you know where we are by any chance?
Random Cat: Ah yes, you are in my realm, the MKPCverse. I knew you would be confused upon arriving here, so I just took another bite of the funny orb and I got teleported here.
Hazel: How would you even know that it does that?
Random Cat: It's not my first time. Hehe.
Random Cat: Anyways, I'm going to go get some catnip, it's better than whatever cocaine you have to offer in your reality.
Hazel: WAIT DON'T GO-
The Random Cat teleports away, as a shy gal approaches Hazel.
Hazel: Mother fuc-
Shy Gal: No no, you are not allowed to say that word.
Hazel: So much for freedom of speech..
Shy Gal: Yeah that's not how it works around-
The Shy Gal freezes in confusion.
Hazel: What's wrong?
Shy Gal: You aren't from here.. Are you..?
Hazel: No I'm not.
Shy Gal: Yeah I can tell, you've got a very different.. character.. to the rest of us..
Hazel: Rude much?
Shy Gal: OH MY FUCKING GOSH YOU'RE A HUMAN!
Hazel: I thought we weren't allowed to use profanity here!
Shy Gal: Ah right..
Shy Gal: You do know that there is a reason that there are no humans that explore this realm..?
Hazel: No..?
Shy Guy: It's because the Queen will kill you.
Hazel: Where did you come from!?
Shy Guy: I recommend you stop getting high, whoever you are.
Shy Guy: It's bad for your health, you should know that already.
Hazel: Just let me smoke when I need to smoke, alright?
Shy Guy: Sure, but this habit is going to kill you, you know that right?
Shy Gal: That's not important right now, we have a more serious problem!
Shy Guy: More serious than someone dying through a drug addiction?
Shy Gal: If we don't sort this out then we are all going to die!
Hazel: What the actual flying fuck is happening?
Shy Gal: Well uhmm.. There's a uhhh..
Shy Guy: There is a glitch that let loose and is corrupting the world around us, meaning that unless we get rid of this glitch and the source of which it came from, then we will all die.
Shy Gal: Yeah..
Hazel: Haha funny! You absolute prankster, so full of bullshi-
The sky above them starts to rapidly glitch about.
Hazel: Okay yeah, I see what you mean.
Shy Gal: There's not enough time! Come with us!
The Shy Gal grabs both Shy Guy and Hazel by the arms and gets inside her kart, before driving off.
Hazel opens her eyes to see herself surrounded by a bright light, unable to determine where the source of the light is coming from.
???: Ah you're finally awake, welcome.
Hazel: Hold on a second.. Where am I..?
???: Well.. There is no easy way to say this, but whilst you were in the arcade you glitched through the floor and died..
???: Quite a rather strange death if you ask me, but you are here now I guess..
Hazel: I DIED!?
???: That's correct, I guess you could call this the afterlife.
Hazel: The afterlife?
???: Yes, like I just said before.
Hazel: Sorry I am still overwhelmed right now.. I didn't expect to die by glitching through the floor..
???: Hm. I did not intend for you to die in such a strange way nor at such a young age, so I shall give you another chance at life.
Hazel: Thank you so much! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
The figure looks down upon her and nods its head, smiling.
Hazel: Before I go, I was wondering.. Who are you?
The figure begins to fade, as Hazel's vision becomes blurrier, slowly losing consciousness.
Hazel: Please answer me, who are you..?
She falls into a slumber.
- Within the MKPCverse -
Hazel wakes up yet again, but in the MKPCverse!
Random Cat: Heya! You keep waking up a lot don't you?
Hazel: Oh hey you're back, I should've listened to you, I'm sorry.
Hazel: WAIT DID YOU JUST BREAK THE FOURTH WALL?
Random Cat: Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
Hazel: Seeming as you are a random cat who breaks the fourth wall, do you know where we are by any chance?
Random Cat: Ah yes, you are in my realm, the MKPCverse. I knew you would be confused upon arriving here, so I just took another bite of the funny orb and I got teleported here.
Hazel: How would you even know that it does that?
Random Cat: It's not my first time. Hehe.
Random Cat: Anyways, I'm going to go get some catnip, it's better than whatever cocaine you have to offer in your reality.
Hazel: WAIT DON'T GO-
The Random Cat teleports away, as a shy gal approaches Hazel.
Hazel: Mother fuc-
Shy Gal: No no, you are not allowed to say that word.
Hazel: So much for freedom of speech..
Shy Gal: Yeah that's not how it works around-
The Shy Gal freezes in confusion.
Hazel: What's wrong?
Shy Gal: You aren't from here.. Are you..?
Hazel: No I'm not.
Shy Gal: Yeah I can tell, you've got a very different.. character.. to the rest of us..
Hazel: Rude much?
Shy Gal: OH MY FUCKING GOSH YOU'RE A HUMAN!
Hazel: I thought we weren't allowed to use profanity here!
Shy Gal: Ah right..
Shy Gal: You do know that there is a reason that there are no humans that explore this realm..?
Hazel: No..?
Shy Guy: It's because the Queen will kill you.
Hazel: Where did you come from!?
Shy Guy: I recommend you stop getting high, whoever you are.
Shy Guy: It's bad for your health, you should know that already.
Hazel: Just let me smoke when I need to smoke, alright?
Shy Guy: Sure, but this habit is going to kill you, you know that right?
Shy Gal: That's not important right now, we have a more serious problem!
Shy Guy: More serious than someone dying through a drug addiction?
Shy Gal: If we don't sort this out then we are all going to die!
Hazel: What the actual flying fuck is happening?
Shy Gal: Well uhmm.. There's a uhhh..
Shy Guy: There is a glitch that let loose and is corrupting the world around us, meaning that unless we get rid of this glitch and the source of which it came from, then we will all die.
Shy Gal: Yeah..
Hazel: Haha funny! You absolute prankster, so full of bullshi-
The sky above them starts to rapidly glitch about.
Hazel: Okay yeah, I see what you mean.
Shy Gal: There's not enough time! Come with us!
The Shy Gal grabs both Shy Guy and Hazel by the arms and gets inside her kart, before driving off.
Monarch trying to kill humans, that fucking sounds like Undertale
On 2024-03-23 at 20:40:23
Chapter 2: Second Chance
Hazel opens her eyes to see herself surrounded by a bright light, unable to determine where the source of the light is coming from.
???: Ah you're finally awake, welcome.
Hazel: Hold on a second.. Where am I..?
???: Well.. There is no easy way to say this, but whilst you were in the arcade you glitched through the floor and died..
???: Quite a rather strange death if you ask me, but you are here now I guess..
Hazel: I DIED!?
???: That's correct, I guess you could call this the afterlife.
Hazel: The afterlife?
???: Yes, like I just said before.
Hazel: Sorry I am still overwhelmed right now.. I didn't expect to die by glitching through the floor..
???: Hm. I did not intend for you to die in such a strange way nor at such a young age, so I shall give you another chance at life.
Hazel: Thank you so much! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
The figure looks down upon her and nods its head, smiling.
Hazel: Before I go, I was wondering.. Who are you?
The figure begins to fade, as Hazel's vision becomes blurrier, slowly losing consciousness.
Hazel: Please answer me, who are you..?
She falls into a slumber.
Hazel wakes up yet again, but in the MKPCverse!
Random Cat: Heya! You keep waking up a lot don't you?
Hazel: Oh hey you're back, I should've listened to you, I'm sorry.
Hazel: WAIT DID YOU JUST BREAK THE FOURTH WALL?
Random Cat: Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
Hazel: Seeming as you are a random cat who breaks the fourth wall, do you know where we are by any chance?
Random Cat: Ah yes, you are in my realm, the MKPCverse. I knew you would be confused upon arriving here, so I just took another bite of the funny orb and I got teleported here.
Hazel: How would you even know that it does that?
Random Cat: It's not my first time. Hehe.
Random Cat: Anyways, I'm going to go get some catnip, it's better than whatever cocaine you have to offer in your reality.
Hazel: WAIT DON'T GO-
The Random Cat teleports away, as a shy gal approaches Hazel.
Hazel: Mother fuc-
Shy Gal: No no, you are not allowed to say that word.
Hazel: So much for freedom of speech..
Shy Gal: Yeah that's not how it works around-
The Shy Gal freezes in confusion.
Hazel: What's wrong?
Shy Gal: You aren't from here.. Are you..?
Hazel: No I'm not.
Shy Gal: Yeah I can tell, you've got a very different.. character.. to the rest of us..
Hazel: Rude much?
Shy Gal: OH MY FUCKING GOSH YOU'RE A HUMAN!
Hazel: I thought we weren't allowed to use profanity here!
Shy Gal: Ah right..
Shy Gal: You do know that there is a reason that there are no humans that explore this realm..?
Hazel: No..?
Shy Guy: It's because the Queen will kill you.
Hazel: Where did you come from!?
Shy Guy: I recommend you stop getting high, whoever you are.
Shy Guy: It's bad for your health, you should know that already.
Hazel: Just let me smoke when I need to smoke, alright?
Shy Guy: Sure, but this habit is going to kill you, you know that right?
Shy Gal: That's not important right now, we have a more serious problem!
Shy Guy: More serious than someone dying through a drug addiction?
Shy Gal: If we don't sort this out then we are all going to die!
Hazel: What the actual flying fuck is happening?
Shy Gal: Well uhmm.. There's a uhhh..
Shy Guy: There is a glitch that let loose and is corrupting the world around us, meaning that unless we get rid of this glitch and the source of which it came from, then we will all die.
Shy Gal: Yeah..
Hazel: Haha funny! You absolute prankster, so full of bullshi-
The sky above them starts to rapidly glitch about.
Hazel: Okay yeah, I see what you mean.
Shy Gal: There's not enough time! Come with us!
The Shy Gal grabs both Shy Guy and Hazel by the arms and gets inside her kart, before driving off.
Hazel opens her eyes to see herself surrounded by a bright light, unable to determine where the source of the light is coming from.
???: Ah you're finally awake, welcome.
Hazel: Hold on a second.. Where am I..?
???: Well.. There is no easy way to say this, but whilst you were in the arcade you glitched through the floor and died..
???: Quite a rather strange death if you ask me, but you are here now I guess..
Hazel: I DIED!?
???: That's correct, I guess you could call this the afterlife.
Hazel: The afterlife?
???: Yes, like I just said before.
Hazel: Sorry I am still overwhelmed right now.. I didn't expect to die by glitching through the floor..
???: Hm. I did not intend for you to die in such a strange way nor at such a young age, so I shall give you another chance at life.
Hazel: Thank you so much! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
The figure looks down upon her and nods its head, smiling.
Hazel: Before I go, I was wondering.. Who are you?
The figure begins to fade, as Hazel's vision becomes blurrier, slowly losing consciousness.
Hazel: Please answer me, who are you..?
She falls into a slumber.
- Within the MKPCverse -
Hazel wakes up yet again, but in the MKPCverse!
Random Cat: Heya! You keep waking up a lot don't you?
Hazel: Oh hey you're back, I should've listened to you, I'm sorry.
Hazel: WAIT DID YOU JUST BREAK THE FOURTH WALL?
Random Cat: Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
Hazel: Seeming as you are a random cat who breaks the fourth wall, do you know where we are by any chance?
Random Cat: Ah yes, you are in my realm, the MKPCverse. I knew you would be confused upon arriving here, so I just took another bite of the funny orb and I got teleported here.
Hazel: How would you even know that it does that?
Random Cat: It's not my first time. Hehe.
Random Cat: Anyways, I'm going to go get some catnip, it's better than whatever cocaine you have to offer in your reality.
Hazel: WAIT DON'T GO-
The Random Cat teleports away, as a shy gal approaches Hazel.
Hazel: Mother fuc-
Shy Gal: No no, you are not allowed to say that word.
Hazel: So much for freedom of speech..
Shy Gal: Yeah that's not how it works around-
The Shy Gal freezes in confusion.
Hazel: What's wrong?
Shy Gal: You aren't from here.. Are you..?
Hazel: No I'm not.
Shy Gal: Yeah I can tell, you've got a very different.. character.. to the rest of us..
Hazel: Rude much?
Shy Gal: OH MY FUCKING GOSH YOU'RE A HUMAN!
Hazel: I thought we weren't allowed to use profanity here!
Shy Gal: Ah right..
Shy Gal: You do know that there is a reason that there are no humans that explore this realm..?
Hazel: No..?
Shy Guy: It's because the Queen will kill you.
Hazel: Where did you come from!?
Shy Guy: I recommend you stop getting high, whoever you are.
Shy Guy: It's bad for your health, you should know that already.
Hazel: Just let me smoke when I need to smoke, alright?
Shy Guy: Sure, but this habit is going to kill you, you know that right?
Shy Gal: That's not important right now, we have a more serious problem!
Shy Guy: More serious than someone dying through a drug addiction?
Shy Gal: If we don't sort this out then we are all going to die!
Hazel: What the actual flying fuck is happening?
Shy Gal: Well uhmm.. There's a uhhh..
Shy Guy: There is a glitch that let loose and is corrupting the world around us, meaning that unless we get rid of this glitch and the source of which it came from, then we will all die.
Shy Gal: Yeah..
Hazel: Haha funny! You absolute prankster, so full of bullshi-
The sky above them starts to rapidly glitch about.
Hazel: Okay yeah, I see what you mean.
Shy Gal: There's not enough time! Come with us!
The Shy Gal grabs both Shy Guy and Hazel by the arms and gets inside her kart, before driving off.
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3On 2024-03-23 at 15:15:58
if this is MKPC lore, can you add users from this website?
Maybe but this is mainly for my characters
On 2024-03-20 at 17:43:37
wait
wut
did i
just
read
/j
we need lore explained by MapMat
IT'S THE RANDOM CAT CHAT!!! THAT IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!wut
did i
just
read
/j
we need lore explained by MapMat
Side effects of eating the glitchy orb include: a random itchy feeling, catnip addiction, cat-like body mutations and lag
good ending is to eat weed and not orb
1On 2024-03-20 at 17:05:49
wait
wut
did i
just
read
/j
we need lore explained by MapMat
IT'S THE RANDOM CAT CHAT!!! THAT IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!wut
did i
just
read
/j
we need lore explained by MapMat
Side effects of eating the glitchy orb include: a random itchy feeling, catnip addiction, cat-like body mutations and lag
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2On 2024-03-20 at 00:25:27
Chapter 1: New Beginnings
It is a Thursday morning at 7:00am. The sun has risen up and the alarm goes off.
Alarm: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep...
Hazel wakes up re-adjusting to the light, before checking her alarm.
Hazel: Hm? What time is it? And why is it so.. bright..?
Mom: HAZEL GET THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW IT'S 7 AM!
Hazel: Give me 5 more minutes-
Mom: NO GET DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT NOW IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP!
Hazel goes downstairs and has breakfast with strawberry milk.
Mom: I still can't believe I have to get you up on a morning you are 19 already. Take some responsibility.
Hazel: Alright alright sorry mom it won't happen again..
Hazel: Why are you so pissed off anyways..?
Dad: Well me and your mother have been talking and we think it's about time you got a job.
Hazel: Yeah I already have one dad.
Mom: About fucking time..
Hazel: OKAY WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Dad [In Mind]: Gosh this is going to be a long day..
Dad: Anyways what do you do for work now, Hazel?
Hazel: I work at the arcade. Y'know the one near us?
Mom: I told you Karl, she is addicted to video games, thinking it's a job now!
Hazel: That's because it is!
Mom: NO IT ISN'T! SITTING AROUND PLAYING DOODLE JUMP ON AN ARCADE MACHINE ALL DAY AND CALLING IT "MAINTENANCE" IS NOT A REAL JOB!
Dad: Doodle Jump is a pretty cool game though to be fair.
Mom: Karl you aren't helping..
Dad: Just let Hazel do what she wants for a living! She is still contributing to society, yes?
Mom: I guess so..
Dad: See! You are still mad that I beat your high score at Space Invaders by over 100,000 points!
Mom: SERIOUSLY? THAT WAS 36 YEARS AGO!
Dad: Don't change the subject.
Hazel: Have you two finished arguing yet? I have to leave for work.
Mom: Sure. 'Work'.
Hazel slams the door shut out of frustration and leaves.
Mom: We should've used protection..
Dad: Honestly, I'm actually quite proud of her.
Mom: That was not an invitation for you to start yapping.
Worker: Hey Hazel, there's someone who is calling for you at the counter. Could you please assist them?
Hazel: Huh okay. My shift ends soon, but I'll see what I can do.
She walks up to the counter and sees someone familiar.
Hazel: Hi my name is Hazel how can I-
Hazel: Wait a second do I know you?
Ray: Yeah it's me Ray, well everyone refers to me as Raymond for some reason. We were friends in school remember?
Hazel: Ah yes, I remember you! It's been a while, but I'm glad to see you.
Ray: I'm flattered, but there seems to be a problem with one of the machines. Can you please come with me?
Hazel: Yeah sure let's go check it out.
They arrive at the broken arcade machine and Hazel seems to be very confused yet also concerned, as the arcade machine starts glitching through the floor.
Hazel: Uh okay I don't know what is happening right now but I don't think that's supposed to happen..
Ray: Well of course not! The machine is glitching out of reality right infront of us!
Hazel: Yeah I can see that Raymond.
Ray: No, the name is just Ray.
Hazel: Whatever.
Ray: So.. Are you going to fix the machine..?
Hazel: You want me to fix a broken machine that is glitching out of reality on my first week of the job AND right before my lunch break? Fuck no I'm going to the back so I can get high- I mean.. find something that could potentially fix it.. Yeah..
Hazel quickly goes to the back of the arcade to try find something in the Staff Only room.
Hazel: Actually I should probably find something that might help instead of smoking weed..
Random Cat: Omigosh did you just say you have weed?!
Hazel: I'm sorry. Why are you here and how can you even talk??
Random Cat: I don't know the owner of this place owns like 57 cats including me, but I just like to annoy her by eating things I shouldn't.
Hazel: Uhhh...
Random Cat: Oh yeah by the way if you're wondering why I look all glitchy and stuff well uhmm.. I don't recommend you try eating that orb over there.
Hazel: Is that how you can talk too?
Random Cat: Yeah it's pretty cool isn't it? I don't mean to brag or anything, but how many cats do you see speaking English?
Hazel: Yeah I need to stop taking drugs.
Hazel: Well it's going to be my lunch break soon, so I better leave now.
Random Cat: Wait stop, don't go through that door! It's altered by reality, you should walk through the wall instead, that's the real door!
Hazel: Okay I know I may be high as fuck right now but I know that's bullshit. See you uhh Random Cat..?
Random Cat: NO STOP-
Hazel opens the door that leads back into the arcade but falls through the floor, warping to another dimension...
It is a Thursday morning at 7:00am. The sun has risen up and the alarm goes off.
Alarm: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep...
Hazel wakes up re-adjusting to the light, before checking her alarm.
Hazel: Hm? What time is it? And why is it so.. bright..?
Mom: HAZEL GET THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW IT'S 7 AM!
Hazel: Give me 5 more minutes-
Mom: NO GET DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT NOW IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP!
Hazel goes downstairs and has breakfast with strawberry milk.
Mom: I still can't believe I have to get you up on a morning you are 19 already. Take some responsibility.
Hazel: Alright alright sorry mom it won't happen again..
Hazel: Why are you so pissed off anyways..?
Dad: Well me and your mother have been talking and we think it's about time you got a job.
Hazel: Yeah I already have one dad.
Mom: About fucking time..
Hazel: OKAY WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Dad [In Mind]: Gosh this is going to be a long day..
Dad: Anyways what do you do for work now, Hazel?
Hazel: I work at the arcade. Y'know the one near us?
Mom: I told you Karl, she is addicted to video games, thinking it's a job now!
Hazel: That's because it is!
Mom: NO IT ISN'T! SITTING AROUND PLAYING DOODLE JUMP ON AN ARCADE MACHINE ALL DAY AND CALLING IT "MAINTENANCE" IS NOT A REAL JOB!
Dad: Doodle Jump is a pretty cool game though to be fair.
Mom: Karl you aren't helping..
Dad: Just let Hazel do what she wants for a living! She is still contributing to society, yes?
Mom: I guess so..
Dad: See! You are still mad that I beat your high score at Space Invaders by over 100,000 points!
Mom: SERIOUSLY? THAT WAS 36 YEARS AGO!
Dad: Don't change the subject.
Hazel: Have you two finished arguing yet? I have to leave for work.
Mom: Sure. 'Work'.
Hazel slams the door shut out of frustration and leaves.
Mom: We should've used protection..
Dad: Honestly, I'm actually quite proud of her.
Mom: That was not an invitation for you to start yapping.
- At the Arcade -
Worker: Hey Hazel, there's someone who is calling for you at the counter. Could you please assist them?
Hazel: Huh okay. My shift ends soon, but I'll see what I can do.
She walks up to the counter and sees someone familiar.
Hazel: Hi my name is Hazel how can I-
Hazel: Wait a second do I know you?
Ray: Yeah it's me Ray, well everyone refers to me as Raymond for some reason. We were friends in school remember?
Hazel: Ah yes, I remember you! It's been a while, but I'm glad to see you.
Ray: I'm flattered, but there seems to be a problem with one of the machines. Can you please come with me?
Hazel: Yeah sure let's go check it out.
They arrive at the broken arcade machine and Hazel seems to be very confused yet also concerned, as the arcade machine starts glitching through the floor.
Hazel: Uh okay I don't know what is happening right now but I don't think that's supposed to happen..
Ray: Well of course not! The machine is glitching out of reality right infront of us!
Hazel: Yeah I can see that Raymond.
Ray: No, the name is just Ray.
Hazel: Whatever.
Ray: So.. Are you going to fix the machine..?
Hazel: You want me to fix a broken machine that is glitching out of reality on my first week of the job AND right before my lunch break? Fuck no I'm going to the back so I can get high- I mean.. find something that could potentially fix it.. Yeah..
Hazel quickly goes to the back of the arcade to try find something in the Staff Only room.
Hazel: Actually I should probably find something that might help instead of smoking weed..
Random Cat: Omigosh did you just say you have weed?!
Hazel: I'm sorry. Why are you here and how can you even talk??
Random Cat: I don't know the owner of this place owns like 57 cats including me, but I just like to annoy her by eating things I shouldn't.
Hazel: Uhhh...
Random Cat: Oh yeah by the way if you're wondering why I look all glitchy and stuff well uhmm.. I don't recommend you try eating that orb over there.
Hazel: Is that how you can talk too?
Random Cat: Yeah it's pretty cool isn't it? I don't mean to brag or anything, but how many cats do you see speaking English?
Hazel: Yeah I need to stop taking drugs.
Hazel: Well it's going to be my lunch break soon, so I better leave now.
Random Cat: Wait stop, don't go through that door! It's altered by reality, you should walk through the wall instead, that's the real door!
Hazel: Okay I know I may be high as fuck right now but I know that's bullshit. See you uhh Random Cat..?
Random Cat: NO STOP-
Hazel opens the door that leads back into the arcade but falls through the floor, warping to another dimension...
544445On 2024-03-19 at 21:04:23
Glitch Gal lore coming very soon
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May contain violence, drug abuse and bad language
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62Super Princess Kart
On 2024-03-18 at 08:00:31
I'd like to be staff ghost pls
1Stop stealing tracks (you know who you are)
On 2024-03-27 at 18:12:26
It's not very often you see a track that you've validated challenges for
200cc is actually good for you
On 2024-03-27 at 21:43:03
Struggling to improve on 150cc? Play 200cc.
When you play 200cc you have to adapt to faster speeds and it makes you realise how much a simple key tap can affect your alignment. Be accurate with 200cc and try get a consistently decent method for racing on every track on 200cc.
200cc is useless other than Time Trial tho so you will eventually return to 150cc and feel like you are moving in slow motion and you become more precise. At least that's how it works for me, I strongly recommend you rd tho
When you play 200cc you have to adapt to faster speeds and it makes you realise how much a simple key tap can affect your alignment. Be accurate with 200cc and try get a consistently decent method for racing on every track on 200cc.
200cc is useless other than Time Trial tho so you will eventually return to 150cc and feel like you are moving in slow motion and you become more precise. At least that's how it works for me, I strongly recommend you rd tho
This is how accurate I was able to get on Figure 8 Circuit 150cc after playing lots of 200cc:
(Prev PB: 57.9xx)
On 2024-03-27 at 19:20:02
Struggling to improve on 150cc? Play 200cc.
When you play 200cc you have to adapt to faster speeds and it makes you realise how much a simple key tap can affect your alignment. Be accurate with 200cc and try get a consistently decent method for racing on every track on 200cc.
200cc is useless other than Time Trial tho so you will eventually return to 150cc and feel like you are moving in slow motion and you become more precise. At least that's how it works for me, I strongly recommend you rd tho
no one plays 200 because it's useless and hardWhen you play 200cc you have to adapt to faster speeds and it makes you realise how much a simple key tap can affect your alignment. Be accurate with 200cc and try get a consistently decent method for racing on every track on 200cc.
200cc is useless other than Time Trial tho so you will eventually return to 150cc and feel like you are moving in slow motion and you become more precise. At least that's how it works for me, I strongly recommend you rd tho
That sounds like a skill issue to me
2On 2024-03-27 at 18:19:39
Struggling to improve on 150cc? Play 200cc.
When you play 200cc you have to adapt to faster speeds and it makes you realise how much a simple key tap can affect your alignment. Be accurate with 200cc and try get a consistently decent method for racing on every track on 200cc.
200cc is useless other than Time Trial tho so you will eventually return to 150cc and feel like you are moving in slow motion and you become more precise. At least that's how it works for me, I strongly recommend you rd tho
When you play 200cc you have to adapt to faster speeds and it makes you realise how much a simple key tap can affect your alignment. Be accurate with 200cc and try get a consistently decent method for racing on every track on 200cc.
200cc is useless other than Time Trial tho so you will eventually return to 150cc and feel like you are moving in slow motion and you become more precise. At least that's how it works for me, I strongly recommend you rd tho
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1Ban Wargor
On 2024-03-27 at 18:04:07
I think it will be kinda funny
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This is democracy people. Should we ban Wargor?
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This is democracy people. Should we ban Wargor?
They were 7 to agree now only five. It's going down
Also wtf is this topic lol
Check the reactions now
On 2024-03-11 at 18:55:28
oh my gosh there's so many reactions..
On 2024-03-11 at 16:45:06
Is this topic a joke??