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17307 pts ★ MasterOn 2024-10-17 at 13:30:49
"sometimes, i dream about cheese."
Male_07
On 2024-10-15 at 10:56:55
"the first night is never usually that bad"
"-in any of the games so I'll play through-..."On 2024-10-13 at 12:41:12
"Total Transsexualisation, Fatal Homosexualisation"
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Yesterday at 11:36:14
Guys we are in a 2D game there are no real walls in a 2D game. How are we supposed to ride them???
On 2026-05-10 at 18:12:19
idk I have a feeling Nodac reacting positively means something good...
It means nothing really xD It's just that your request about adding Coin Runners and Shine Thief into Mario Kart PC is also something I've been thinking about and it's one of the things I'd like to see the most in this game for now. I heavily agree with your request and would love to see these game modes come one day! ^^
1On 2026-05-07 at 20:20:22
coin runners and shine thief, thats all I have to say
The only problem with that really is that you'd have to put all the coins or shines in specific places for these modes to work, so every main and custom battle course would have to be made to include these.
so, it shouldn't be that difficult to place a few nodes
What I'm trying to say is, with the way all custom and original battle courses are structured, they wouldn't have any coin or shine locations, so every one of them would have to be updated.
All that needs to happen is for the shines/coins to be coded to only spawn on areas that are coded as road. It could be completely randomly generated but the only consistency would be that they're being spawned on road.
On 2026-05-07 at 19:38:30
coin runners and shine thief, thats all I have to say
The only problem with that really is that you'd have to put all the coins or shines in specific places for these modes to work, so every main and custom battle course would have to be made to include these.
so, it shouldn't be that difficult to place a few nodes
What I'm trying to say is, with the way all custom and original battle courses are structured, they wouldn't have any coin or shine locations, so every one of them would have to be updated.
All that needs to happen is for the shines/coins to be coded to only spawn on areas that are coded as road. It could be completely randomly generated but the only consistency would be that they're being spawned on road.
Coin Runners: Have a "Coin" category in the editor that allows you to place all 30 coins. If no coins are placed, they will instead be placed on the CPU Nodes.
Shine Thief: Have a "Shine" category in the editor that allows you to place every possible spawn location of the shine at the start of a battle. If no spawn location is placed, the Shine will instead select a random CPU Node to spawn on.
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1On 2025-09-01 at 04:44:13
Why do most request include removing things from the game? This channel is about suggestions to add features and new things, not removing anything. NOTHING will be removed: not battle mode, not quick mode, not bullet bill, nothing. So please stop saying "Remove this because that" no just deal with it.
99% of players will disagree with removing anything in this game anyways so why even trying? Some people like online battle, some people like quick mode and some think the bullet bill is perfect as it is right now.
If you want to complain, go complain to your pillow but nothing in this game will be removed just because one or two people want it removed.
99% of players will disagree with removing anything in this game anyways so why even trying? Some people like online battle, some people like quick mode and some think the bullet bill is perfect as it is right now.
If you want to complain, go complain to your pillow but nothing in this game will be removed just because one or two people want it removed.
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1MKPC competitive World Cup 2026 01/07/2026-final to be a announced when members are active or not.
On 2026-06-08 at 17:03:18
You can't force people to participate in your events. If they are unavailable when it will take place they won't be able to participate anyway.
Instead, you should empty every spot and give some time for people to join in only if they want to.
Instead, you should empty every spot and give some time for people to join in only if they want to.
253/!\ Reports / Signalements /!\ (New)
On 2026-05-21 at 18:08:27
https://screencast.apps.chrome/1bQvLG06b2eyKAVE1RBodangHxwQZG4Kb?createdTime=2026-05-21T09%3A17%3A34.075Z
if you can see it its blue toad 211 asking were I live he should get banned forever for this you are done blue toad if he dose not get banned for this with prove then the mods are to nice and I would leave the game forever thinking how bad mods are if you cant see it just cope and past the link on Google it will show you and I know its been a long time but I was just now able to get it cant fool me blue toad
if you can see it its blue toad 211 asking were I live he should get banned forever for this you are done blue toad if he dose not get banned for this with prove then the mods are to nice and I would leave the game forever thinking how bad mods are if you cant see it just cope and past the link on Google it will show you and I know its been a long time but I was just now able to get it cant fool me blue toad
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come on like bro just insults me out of the blues
The both of you should host your images on image hosters such as Filegarden or postimg. Right now none of your images are accessible because they are stored locally on your computer, which means that only you guys can see the images, not any of us. Therefore the reports are invalid.come on like bro just insults me out of the blues
On 2023-12-21 at 10:37 by Hazel
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By Nodac64
There is no point reporting very old cases for no reason. Hazel will not receive a warn for something she has done years ago.Welcome to the internet
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Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
Welcome to the internet
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Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy
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We got a million different ways to engage
Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
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Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
See a man beheaded
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Just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs
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A chat room or two
We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting
For you, you, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two
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We designed it to do
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Your time is now
Your inside's out
Honey, how you grew
And if we stick together
Who knows what we'll do
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By Nodac64
Only report when you see something bad that happened very recently.
2On 2026-05-18 at 15:57:59
I found a stolen track
Original
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=213803
Stolen
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=224578
The track has been stolen and edited, your report is correct. If you guys look closely the purple road on the right with the blue and white borders, it is exactly the same in both versions, same for the following red ramp that has been cut off by the road on the stolen version. The user has simply edited the track after stealing it, therefore he will receive a warning.Original
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=213803
Stolen
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=224578
However the track might have some parts stolen and others made by himself since they are very similar in some parts, like the bottom left part for example. It will not be deleted for now.
Thank you for your report @S3.
On 2026-05-09 at 22:50:24
@igpay was spamming his name in my DMS
Without proof, no action can be taken. Take a screenshot of the clue and send it along with your report message.
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1On 2026-04-20 at 17:07:38
@CookieBiscuit on https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=229719
(The first challenge)
Ban this guy, he said I was farming points in challenge mode even though the moderators accepted the challenge, and he said the challenge should be "Medium" even though the challenge is on a (very) difficult track and has a tight timer (you're only allowed to make a few mistakes, I fell 2-3 times and when I finished the timer showed 2:44)
@CookieBiscuit has never accused you of farming points. All he did was sharing his opinion on the first challenge because to him the challenge wasn't very hard to complete so it would deserve 'Medium' difficulty. "Free challenge points" just shows that the challenge wasn't difficult for him, but might be for other players which is why the challenge is still in 'Difficult' difficulty. Nothing in what he has said is offensive in any way, you just personally interpretated it in a bad way.(The first challenge)
Ban this guy, he said I was farming points in challenge mode even though the moderators accepted the challenge, and he said the challenge should be "Medium" even though the challenge is on a (very) difficult track and has a tight timer (you're only allowed to make a few mistakes, I fell 2-3 times and when I finished the timer showed 2:44)
Even I myself have beaten the challenge on my first attempt, but according to challenge rules, this challenge fits the 'Difficult' difficulty perfectly because, like you said, it has a tight timing for 5 laps, you have little to no room for mistakes if you don't know how to reverse drift and the track is overall quite difficult with the jumps.
By using RD, you certainly have plenty of time, but I'm not proficient with that technique. I should have disabled RD in the challenge options.
Let's still try to minimize the amount of messages in the Report Topic.
If you want to disable RD and have player redo the challenge with the new modification, you can still delete the challenge, recreate the same challenge with RD disabled this time, and rebeat it.
1On 2026-04-20 at 16:55:30
@CookieBiscuit on https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=229719
(The first challenge)
Ban this guy, he said I was farming points in challenge mode even though the moderators accepted the challenge, and he said the challenge should be "Medium" even though the challenge is on a (very) difficult track and has a tight timer (you're only allowed to make a few mistakes, I fell 2-3 times and when I finished the timer showed 2:44)
@CookieBiscuit has never accused you of farming points. All he did was sharing his opinion on the first challenge because to him the challenge wasn't very hard to complete so it would deserve 'Medium' difficulty. "Free challenge points" just shows that the challenge wasn't difficult for him, but might be for other players which is why the challenge is still in 'Difficult' difficulty. Nothing in what he has said is offensive in any way, you just personally interpretated it in a bad way.(The first challenge)
Ban this guy, he said I was farming points in challenge mode even though the moderators accepted the challenge, and he said the challenge should be "Medium" even though the challenge is on a (very) difficult track and has a tight timer (you're only allowed to make a few mistakes, I fell 2-3 times and when I finished the timer showed 2:44)
Even I myself have beaten the challenge on my first attempt, but according to challenge rules, this challenge fits the 'Difficult' difficulty perfectly because, like you said, it has a tight timing for 5 laps, you have little to no room for mistakes if you don't know how to reverse drift and the track is overall quite difficult with the jumps.
11On 2026-04-12 at 19:23:44
@Budze spammed “ ” (yep, just a space) in my dms.
Which I believe he has been hacked
Nothing can be done if no proof is provided with your report message. Evidence is required for moderators to take action on an offensive member.Which I believe he has been hacked
On 2026-04-02 at 10:37:54
When reporting a stolen creation, especially Complete Mode creations (Quick Mode ones are all the same anyway), you have to also show proof that it's stolen by putting the link of the original creation.
You can't "think" something is stolen, you have to "know" and it has to be proven by the original creation.
You can't "think" something is stolen, you have to "know" and it has to be proven by the original creation.
2On 2026-03-30 at 15:20:12
@-GamerGuy- being unnecessarily rude about this track in the comments
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=227701
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=227701
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I can have an opinion
like I'm just saying my opinion on the track
Instead of saying how bad the Thwomps are placed or how bad the track plays, you should give a more constructive criticism with tips about how to place decors in a better way so it doesn't ruin the gameplay, or how to make tracks with better layouts in general.
It's called "common sense" and "respect", you should try it! Hopefully you understand.
242If you own Nintendo, what would you do?
On 2026-05-25 at 18:51:57
make MKWorld good
wdym? MKWorld is fine how it is, they even fixed some characters' crappy animations!
Yes that's what I would do, I would make the character animations look even better than they do for NS2.
trust me bro have you played online
Online is the main way to play the game unless you have 11 or more friends around, so yes awful online is quite a significant drawback
This is also without mentioning 24 players or how terrible the items are
On 2026-05-25 at 14:37:56
make MKWorld good
wdym? MKWorld is fine how it is, they even fixed some characters' crappy animations!
Yes that's what I would do, I would make the character animations look even better than they do for NS2.
trust me bro have you played online
On 2026-05-25 at 12:22:01
Add Waluigi to Super Smash Bros.