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This is a lot closer than I thought it would be. By a vote of 3-2, the winner is...

The next round is Banana Bonanza: Donkey Kong vs. Diddy Kong. The poll is below.
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Chapter 13 sorry for the wait
South of the Border
Blue Toad: Last time on Mushroom Drama World Tour! We went to London for a night full of kidnapping! In the end, Daisy, Pauline, and Mario worked not together to secure immunity! And Jr ended up getting eliminated. With all the "weak" players out of the way, who is going to win on Mushroom Drama WOOOORRRRLLLLLD TOOOOOOUUUUUURRRRRR!!!

Second class
Dry Bones: Thanks for abandoning me guys.
Koopa: I was thinking the best for myself.
Hammer Bro: I didn't wanna fight the killer again.
Toad: I kinda wanna win too.
Confessional-
Dry Bones: Everyone's attitude towards me is getting really annoying. Everyone just treats me like I'm an expendable player who can just be tossed aside without any regret. Well I'll show them. I'll show them all!
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Rosalina: Hey Dry Bones!
Dry Bones: What?
Rosalina: What's wrong? You sound mad.
Dry Bones: I'm tired of the way the guys are treating me. They just waste me like I'm not useful.
Rosalina: How about you join my alliance? We don't treat anyone that way!
Dry Bones: I could try it.
Rosalina: Thank you!
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Toad: You are so amazing.... You'd even fight a killer for me.
Hammer Bro: I would go across the world for you. Fighting that guy was nothing.
Confessional-
Hammer Bro: He is so amazingly awesome
Confessional-
Toad: UGH!! I keep letting other guys get in the way of my victory!! We can start dating after the season, but NOW?! During the FINAL TEN?!?! No!!
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*Plane lands*
Daisy: It is SO HOT HERE.
Peachette: I know right?
Mona: It's not that bad!
Pauline: It really is though.
Mario: I... cannot... with this show.
Koopa: Can we go to somewhere not named hell next.
Blue Toad: Welcome to Mexico!! I am really gonna like this challenge, so let's not waste time. The first part of the challenge is a pepper eating challenge!! Each round, the peppers will get spicier, until there is one person left!
*Everyone takes their seats*
Pepper 1
*Everyone eats pepper*
Confessional-
Koopa: I don't think I mentioned I really hate spicy food.
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Koopa: Ew! *Spits out* I'm done.
Blue Toad: What a baby.
Koopa: I hate spicy food, ok!
*No one else reacts*
Pepper 2
Rosalina: This one is a bit spicy.
Peachette: Not really.
Mona: This is fun!
Pepper 3
Toad: MMPH! This one is hot!
Hammer Bro: Not really.
Pauline: How?!
Hammer Bro: When your Latino, it takes a lot more to be considered spicy.
Mario: Not hot.
Hammer Bro: Really?
Daisy: I don't think it's hot.
Dry Bones: I hardly taste anything.
Pepper 4
Rosalina: HOT!! HOT!!! I'm done!! *Spits out pepper*
Mona: This is very cool!
Mario: Feeling the burn yet?
Hammer Bro: Nope!
Toad: I am... OW.
Pauline: This practically hurts.
Pepper 5
Toad: I'm good.
Pauline: Yeah, me too.
Mona: I can't do this anymore.
Blue Toad: We're at five before they even put the pepper in their mouths.
*Other 5 eat the pepper*
Peachette: HOT! HOT!! I need milk!! MILK!!!!!
Blue Toad: Do you quit?
Peachette: YES!! GIVE ME MILK!!!!!
Blue Toad: That's four.
Mario: I'm fine.
Hammer Bro: Your face is red and your sweating.
Mario: Mmm... you too!
Daisy: I'm Mrs Perfectly Fine!
Dry Bones: Totally not wishing I was dead.
Pepper 6
Hammer Bro: How many more peppers are there?
Blue Toad: The next one is the last!
Mario: MMPH! This pepper is hot.
Daisy: So you... finally... admit it... *collapses* I quit.
Blue Toad: 3!
Mario: I... I'm out.
Blue Toad: 2!
Pepper 7
Dry Bones: Ready?
Hammer Bro: Yep.
*They eat the pepper*
Hammer Bro: TOO HOT!!
Dry Bones: I'm literally crying!
Hammer Bro: GIVE UP!! PLEASE!!
Dry Bones: I can't do this. I quit!
*They both grab milk and start chugging*
Blue Toad: Hammer Bro wins!!
Hammer Bro: HELP PLEASE!
Blue Toad: Will anyone survive? Find out when we come back!
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Commercial: Have you been looking for the perfect vacation? Do you want to go somewhere thrilling? Then go to the Tower of London! Where you can learn all about London history! Come on down now!
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Blue Toad: Welcome back! Turns out, no one died! So time to move on to the second part of the challenge!
Mario: We're not done?!
Hammer Bro: Ow...
Blue Toad: Hammer Bro, your reward is that you can grant immunity to a friend!
Hammer Bro: But... what about me?!
Blue Toad: That would be too much of a reward, now wouldn't it.
Confessional-
Hammer Bro: Blue Toad... is PURE EVIL!!
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Hammer Bro: I choose... Dry Bones.
Everyone, even Dry Bones: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Toad: Excuse me?
Hammer Bro: He was a good rival, and I'm not gonna give it to some crazy revenge obsessed freak like you Toad. We're done. OVER!!
Toad: Fine then. You wanna be like that?! You're going DOWN!
Confessional-
Toad: Who does he... think... he is... *Starts bawling*
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Blue Toad: Your second challenge will be simple! Dive for some keys! Oh, and sing.
Everyone except Dry Bones: UGH!
Dry Bones: Thank god I don't have to compete.
[A guitar is heard
Mario: It's time to climb, climb in the Mexican sun.
Daisy: Looking for the key that'll give me number one.
Peachette: Is that all you talk about? Winning?
Rosalina: I mean we're all trying to siiiiiing.
Mario: That isn't, an excuse, to think it's, okay to lose.
Daisy: What are you, even talking abooooouuuut?
Hammer Bro: Move out of the way, got a mushroom to eliminate.
*Toad grabs his foot*
Toad: Not so fast! Hahaha I'll make sure you come in last!
*Tosses him away*
Koopa: Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy do I have to do this, I already know this won't end well.
Pauline: TRYYYYYYYYYYYY as hard as you want, you'll never get what you want, I'll always be number one! *Kicks them all off the platform *Thanks, fellow losers, I'll be in the final nine!!!!!!
*Dives and grabs a key*
Blue Toad: Well that was quick. Pauline, congratulations, you win immunity!
Pauline: Yes! Finally!
In First Class
*Dry Bones sees Pauline walk in*
Dry Bones: Out of all the people.
Pauline: Would you rather have Toad here?
Dry Bones: Fair point.
Pauline: It is a war zone out in second class.
Dry Bones: I'm assuming people are taking sides when it comes to Hammer Bro and Toad.
Pauline: Yep. I'm not sure who to help out.
Dry Bones: Help Toad.
Pauline: But why?
Dry Bones: Think about it. This guy DISTRACTED TOAD. The most focused guy in the game just seemingly collapses. I'm telling you, this guy is no good.
Pauline: I'm not sure.
Dry Bones: Take whoever's side you want. I'm just saying, something's off about him.
Pauline: I wanted to ask you something.
Dry Bones: What is it?
Pauline: We're kind of both in need of allies, so I was wondering if you wanted to make an alliance.
Dry Bones: Sure. On one condition.
Pauline: What?
Dry Bones: You listen to me. This is my alliance.
Pauline: Deal.
Confessional-
Pauline: Well, I desperately need allies, and this alliance won't last long anyways. Me and Mario had a little talk...
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Elimination Cermony
Blue Toad: What feels different here? Oh, it's TENSION. My favorite.
Hammer Bro: What are you looking at?
Toad: Your disgustingly ugly face.
Blue Toad: Go vote.
Toad: I'll always win.
Hammer Bro: I never lose.
Mario: Hahahaha! I really do run this game.
Daisy: Wow. Who would've thought.
Mona: Cool! A war! Call me Warry!
Peachette: Mario, you are evil...
Rosalina: Is he really doing this?
Pauline: Ok, game time.
Koopa: Ok...
Dry Bones: He wouldn't.
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Blue Toad: Mario, Rosalina, Daisy, Pauline, Dry Bones, Koopa, Peachette, you're r all safe with no votes. Mona, you are safe... Hammer Bro, you're eliminated.
Hammer Bro: Nope!
Toad: What?
Blue Toad: Then Toad-
Toad: Nope!
Hammer Bro: We BOTH have idols?
Blue Toad: Then that means... Mona, you are eliminated!
Everyone: WHAT?!
Mona: Why me?
Mario: We don't need crazy girls here.
Blue Toad: Any last words.
Mona: If I don't get out of here soon, the FBI will find me. *Grabs parachute and leaps* BYEEEEE!!!!
Blue Toad: Ok... we've hit the final nine! What will happen next on Mushroom Drama WOOOORRRRLLLLD TOOOOOOUUUURRRRRR!!!!

Ok, what? I'm LGBTQ myself. I'm not doing any insults, I'm just trying to add drama, and I'm only adding it because most of the girls don't fit well in relationships. If you don't like it, you can stop reading.

How is that a problem???

Sorry for the delay! Here’s chapter I think 13
London Nights

Blue Toad: Last time on Mushroom Drama World Tour! Australia, land of danger. We had a new contestant and a returning one! And they both won immunity! And Luigi and Ludwig got eliminated in another double elimination! What will happen this time on Mushroom Drama WOOOOORRRRLLLLD TOOOOOOUUUUUUURRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Daisy: *Sigh* I really miss Luigi.
Mario: I'm surprised you miss him considering he cheated on two people in five days before you.
Daisy: Yeah. But I still miss him.
Mario: That's not what you should be worrying about.
Daisy: What are you talking bout?
Mario: A certain returnee in first class, who's probably planning your demise this very second.
First class
Confessional-
Toad: I need to figure out how to get rid of every last one. We've got Luigi. Next is one of the girls. I'm gonna need more help though.
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Hammer Bro: Hey cutie.
Toad: *Goes red* Oh... uhm... thanks!
Hammer Bro: *Hugs Toad* See ya later!
Confessional-
Toad: Focus on the game. Focus on the game. FOCUS ON THE GAME. Don't let hot, handsome boys...- UGH! Don't let guys get in the way of my victory!
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Second Class
Rosalina: I was wondering, I haven't seen the host in a while.
Toad: Ow! Don't just kick me out!
Hammer Bro: Watch it!
Rosalina: What happened?
Toad: We were kicked out of first class by the stupid host!
Rosalina: But why?
Hammer Bro: He said he needed the room to plan some challenges.
Mona: Cool! I hope it involves snakes!
Jr: What is it with you and snakes?!
Mona: Do you not like snakes?
Jr: Uh, I don't like things that'll KILL ME!
Mona: I'm gonna go see what they're planning!
*Mona sneaks to outside first class*
Blue Toad: This guy, he's good!
Intern: But what if he, you know, kills them?
Blue Toad: That would be ratings gold!
*Mona stubs her toe, and lets out a muffled scream*
Blue Toad: What was that? Eh, probably nothing. *Him and the intern walk away*
Mona: Phew! *She turns around and the killer is staring her in the eyes*
Meeting Area
Pauline: Uh, where's Mona?
Confessional-
Pauline: Thanks to Ludwig, my cover is blown. So now everyone knows I'm a villain. Great.
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Blue Toad: She was... taken care of. As for today's challenge, you'll be landing in London! Where you must climb London Tower, and get to the top! Trust me, you'll want to be up there, as a special someone will be hunting you down.
Mario: Who?
Blue Toad: None other than Jack the Ripper!
Everyone: OH NO!!!
Blue Toad: Anyone at the top when I get there wins immunity. Are you all ready to drop? Grab a parachute!
*Floor opens*
Everyone: AGHHHHH!!!!!
At the base of London Tower
Peachette: OK girls, let's go!
Pauline: What makes you think I wanna work with you?
Peachette: Well, you have a couple options. You can either A, be with us, or B, be against us and all our friends.
Pauline: I guess I'll join.
Rosalina: Perfect! *Looks up* This tower is a bit tall...
In the first room
Mario: So to get through, someone needs to get stretched.
Blue Toad: Hey!!
Koopa: Out of all the times.
Blue Toad: Always be prepared.
[A calmer drum and piano beat
Mario: It's crazy how we're even here, time to get stretched!
Koopa: I can't do it, because pain in my neck.
Dry Bones: That's weak, and I'm a skeleton.
Hammer Bro: Won't be me or my boyfriend.
Toad: What?
Hammer Bro: ...
Mario: Force someone to get stretched now.
Jr: Wait, I'm the only one left?!
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Peachette: If we wanna get through this room, there's only one thing to doooooo.
Daisy: Force someone to get stretched *smirks* and sorry Pauline that's you!
Pauline: What makes you think I'd do that? How bout crazy girl?
Peachette: Why don't you stop acting like your the only one in this world?
Daisy: If we're gonna get through this room, there's only one thing to do!!!
Rosalina: Force someone to get stretched, and sorry Pauline that's you!]
Pauline: Why me?
Daisy: You're the only one tall enough!
Pauline: What about giant girl over there?
*Rosalina is gone*
Peachette: Where... did she go?
*They realize what happened*
All three of them: AGHHHHHH!!!
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Jr: Ow! IT HURTS!!
Mario: We're finally done! Now why don't you stay here?
Jr: You're gonna leave me here?!
Mario: Happily.
Dry Bones: I'll untie you. *Everyone else leaves*
Jr: Uh, who's that? *Notices Dry Bones ran for his life* That idiot.
With the guys
*Heard Jr scream*
Koopa: What was that?
*Dry Bones comes running*
Dry Bones: Jr... gone... Jack the Ripper...
Mario: He got kidnapped by Jack the Ripper?
Dry Bones: Yeah... *collapses*
Toad: Should we leave him?
Hammer Bro: Of course not!
Toad: Bro, can we talk?
*They go into separate room*
Toad: What was that about me being your boyfriend?
Hammer Bro: Oh, sorry about that. *chuckles nervously* I kinda jump to conclusions sometimes.
Toad: Why are you saying sorry? You're just speaking the truth.
Hammer Bro: I am?
Toad: Yeah, handsome.
Confessional-
Hammer Bro: Guess I have a boyfriend now. If only my brother could see me now.
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Hammer Bro: T-t-Toad? Behind you.
Toad: It's the Ripper, isn't it. Go without me! Hurry! Actually. Sorry, but no boyfriend is worth a million dollars.
Hammer Bro: I understand. Go without me.
*Toad leaves*
Hammer Bro: Imma fight this guy.
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Peachette: And so then he said, no the mall is that way!!
Daisy: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! You are absolutely hilarious.
Pauline: Can we focus on solving this puzzle?
Daisy: Oh, yeah sorry! *Shoves Pauline into closet and locks the door* Oops.
Pauline: LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
Daisy: Oh, looks like there's no key. Oh well, I don't think the Ripper will find you there. Right Peachette? Peachette?
*Peachette is gone*
Daisy: OMG PEACHETTE!!!
*Daisy starts looking for a key*
Pauline: Hurry, before the Ripper gets us too!!
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Mario: Uh, where's Hammer Bro?
Toad: He was a-
Hammer Bro: I FOUGHT JACK THE RIPPER AND WON!!
Mario: While you were doing that, Dry Bones and Koopa kind of disappeared.
Toad: So it's just us three now.
Mario: I-it's about to be one.
Toad: *Gulp* HELP!!!!
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Pauline: Why would you do that?
Daisy: Because the top is right here.
Pauline: Ok, so did you do that just to make sure I wouldn't win immunity?
Daisy: Yeah exactly. Now let's get going.
*They start walking*
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Mario: Well I guess I'm alone now. Now would be a good time to start planning my next target... I think it's finally time for Jr to go.
Blue Toad: Congrats on making it to the top!
Mario: Yes! Wait, I'm not alone?
Pauline: Hi.
Daisy: What's up!
Blue Toad: You three will get to share first class with each other.
All three of them: Yay.
On the plane
Mario: I think it's finally time for Jr to go.
Daisy: Yeah. He's had enough time just sitting in the shadows.
Pauline: Agreed.
Elimination Ceremony
Blue Toad: Glad you could all make it.
Rosalina: Where were you Mona?
Mona: I got taken somewhere!
Peachette: Wow. So informative:
Blue Toad: You might all be wondering who it really was. Well... it was an INTERN!
Everyone: *Silence*
Blue Toad: You all are so unappreciative. Just... go vote.
Voting-
Mario: It's finally your time.
Daisy: Done in the shadows.
Toad: It's probably my time... again.
Hammer Bro: Imma make sure my boyfriend doesn't go.
Pauline: Goodbye and good riddance.
Peachette: Welp. Sorry bro.
Rosalina: It's just your time.
Jr: I'm probably not going.
Koopa: We can all agree.
Dry Bones: That's new.
Mona: Illuminati
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Blue Toad: The votes are practically unanimous. Mario, Daisy, Hammer Bro, Toad, Mona, Pauline, Peachette, Koopa, and Dry Bones, you all are safe. With one vote, Rosalina, you are safe.
Jr: That means.
Blue Toad: It's you!!
Jr: I had a small feeling. You all suck!! You're all trash!!
Blue Toad: I've had enough of hearing your voice. *Kicks him off the plane*
We’ve now hit the half way mark. Who’s gonna stay and who’s gonna go next time on the next episode of Mushroom Drama WOOOORRRLLLLD TOOOOUUUUUURRRRR