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They just think they don't have skill. I associate these kinds of people with what I would call "a first grade student who wears a propeller hat and sips on chocolate milk during class." It's like the MKPC equivalent of being in an online game in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and the opponent disconnects if you are ONE STOCK above them. People who disconnect INSTANTLY because the opponent is better thinking they will lose is just part of online gaming in general and it has always pissed me off.

I swear this game's online mode playerbase was a lot bigger last summer. I genuinely haven't seen a 6+ player online game since school started, though the fact that I rarely go on this site outside of weekends because my school blocks this website and almost all of the ways to bypass the website blocks might be contributing to it. Getting off the forums to actually play the game sounds like the MKPC equivalent of touching grass to me. After the message leaderboards were removed, people stopped using the forums to message competitively with others but there is still the people who ONLY are here for the forums or any other kind of chat...

#REVIVEMKPCONLINEMODE

Gng HOLY CRAP THERE WERE ONLY TWO PEOPLE ONLINE PLUS ME!!! That adds up to three. Has anyone seen no one else online? I've always wondered what it looked like.

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Can we have the government of MKPC pass a law against laziness? I heard that one of the governors was a person who is literally just named J and he is strongly against laziness of any kind or anywhere in the world. He also has a brother named U who feels the exact same way.

Nah because Waluigi has never had a game where he is the main character + he was cut from MK7 with his signature track

I hate it when my water bottles freeze in the fridge

Early mornings suck

Oh no, the laziness is getting worse and Hazel responds to single letters with single words which is lazy
by intention probably
JUST JAVA JUNK JACK JOKE JAIL JEANS JUDGE JOB JUG JAM JAGGED JACKPOT JANITOR JUNCTION JOURNEY

Killing the point of the topic imo is sending messages that don't belong in the chain. I'd rather have someone figure out different words with the same meaning and put them together in a sentence of the same meaning at this point.
it's kind of a spam topic at this point ngl

Zombies like Yancy because they think he's smart and want to eat his brain

Causing shock among all people in the world, bananas have officially been banned worldwide because people keep using their peels to litter on the ground hoping someone will slip on them and fall, and someone from Ukraine by the name of M2M0M1M5 figured out how to make bananas come to life and attack people. They also interfere with go-karting because bananas make go-karts spin out instead of being squished for some reason.

Oh no! If there are no bananas for sale, then where do I get banana peels to randomly throw in public to make people slip?

Cooking_Papa walked into the oven with CookieBiscuit. We cooked them and now we have a cooked Cooking_Papa and a cooked CookieBiscuit.

GIVE US NEW 3D MARIO AND MKWORLD DLC WITH NEW TRACKS AND CHARACTERS GNG

I have entomophobia, arachnophobia and whatever it is when you're alone in the dark, and the fact everyone will die someday.

To cool down its processors at data centers iirc, either way the world would be better if AI didn't exist imo *vomit sound effect*

Yoshi, Teddy Buggy, Roller, Paper Glider
ik it's that one combo everyone uses 💀

The glue shell, which is like a blue shell but it leaves a massive puddle of glue the width of the track after hitting 1st place. Drivers driving through the glue will have their speed cut to 1/12.

An item that makes the whole course turn invisible