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10076 pts ★ ChampionOn 2023-12-01 at 16:58:04
Bro think he scrugge
2On 2023-12-01 at 16:49:23
Oh nice, it's happening again. I hope this becomes tradition
4Mario Character Relationships.
On 2024-03-02 at 11:33:38
Luigi Wario the best track or all time
The OSC Zone
On 2024-03-03 at 22:56:10
You made a topic all about me I'm so flattered
4MKPC Tournament
On 2024-03-03 at 10:49:45
So many of these rules are pointless, "No custom characters" 😬
I think little fella forgor that in a competitive setting the only custom chars being played will be Daisy stats
On 2024-03-03 at 02:21:09
that is a really incredible good idea to host a tournament the same day you announce it, nice advertising in dms too
also, tf are we considering reverse drifting? pressing the down key while holding the drift button? that's bullshit, there's no real way to determine if someone's using rd
also, tf are we considering reverse drifting? pressing the down key while holding the drift button? that's bullshit, there's no real way to determine if someone's using rd
Share your BCP hot takes here
On 2023-11-15 at 00:00:16
I might as well just give my thoughts on every track since most are hot takes
Paris - Worst track in the game, sorry baguettians
Toad Circuit - It can be fun on 200cc. I don't mind the grass too much. It would be nice with a texture but I don't want to fuck up the colors
Choco Mountain - I like it, and I'm actually really glad not a lot was changed
Coconut Mall - Better than whatever the fuck the foggy hell of the original was. I love this version, but I still don't like this track a lot in general. Though I'll say one thing. I much prefer what was done with the cars here. Gameplay wise, hOLY SHIT IS IT SO MUCH BETTER. The original was complete fucking luck if you'd make it through, let alone hit a single boost. I don't know if I've ever said this, but I fucking DESPISE putting cycle-based obstacles in an on-rails game. The worst part being that this is the penultimate straight before the end. So basically, even on fucking Time Trials, this section is a pile of domesticated wolfs' faeces.
Tokyo - Good, great actually, but why the TC motif
Shroom Ridge - Better playing and looking car track than Toad's Turnpike
Sky Garden - I like the original, but this version is so much better. The layout of the original is such a mess, and it fails to really... have a theming?
Ninja Hideaway - Good style and theming makes a track, and this is proof.
New York - forgettable. I'd rather play Rome.
Mario Circuit Third Number From Zero - I love it. It plays so good, and it actually respects the source material in its background. I never liked what Wii did with this theme.
Kalimari Desert - I like that they used the train tunnel, but it's still the worst desert track in the series
Waluigi Pinball - I've never had many problems with the official versions of this track, I just think it's overrated as fuck. I've only ever properly hated the track in MKPC, because it does not play well.
Sydney - holy shit I love it. One of the best cities
Snow Land - This is my third favourite wave 2 track, with 2nd being MC3 and 1st being Sydney. I love the shortcut.
Mushroom Gorge - I mean, at least I could actually see this going in the first cup for once. But it doesn't really improve on a track I'm already not a fan of other than making the mushrooms actually controllable.
Sky High Sundae - ...Inoffensive. just gets boring after a while. I don't mind a race on it.
London - As someone who's lived in London for a grand total of I believe 7 years (I no longer live there and I'm fucking glad) I can confirm that we are all metal dogs and there's more mist than your average Wii track.
On a more serious note... I like this. Not as much as Sydney, but more than the other cities so far. The music is good, but it sounds more like Jun Senoue than London
Boo Lake - Always been a fun layout, I like what's here.
Rock Rock Mountain - Yall be complaining about the walls and yet in the original they look like god damn concrete 💀
Again, good, just spends a long while on straights gliding.
Maple Treeway - This and MH have always been my favourite Wii tracks, and the BCP artstyle complements this much better. I like it.
Berlin - Better than Sydney. I just like the flow of it.
Peach Gardens - It's boring, but for filler they did a good job
Merry Mountain - NAILED IT. The Christmas vibe is done great here, and the gameplay, if simple, is still fun.
3DS Rainbow Road - I don't need to explain why the original was the best Rainbow Road and this is basically just a small upgrade in every way over that.
Amsterdam Drift - weed/10*
Mario Circuit - I would not have wanted any other DS track. By far, the best circuit track in the series.
Waluigi Stadium - I have never liked this track. It is so fucking slow and shit coloured.
Yoshi's Island - I'll be real, I don't like it when they waste slots on nostalgia bait, but this is good.
Rush to Bang Cock - One of the most odd track layouts in a Mario Kart game, and I like it, along with the theme.
Riverside Park - A fun twist on a fun layout. I can play this for ages.
DK Summit - Janky as hell, though it's still great fun!
Singapore - I struggle to believe this is based on real life, with how creative it is. I love it so much. Best city so far in the list.
Athens Dash - It's actually a nice breather from the more industrial cities. It's a bit jank though
Daisy Cruiser - Filler. Good filler, though.
Moonview Highway - This fixes everything wrong with the original, in that it makes the graphics much better, and tones down the randomness factor.
Squeaky Clean Sprint - I wonder if this is in the same house as Ribbon Road? Either way, really fun and creative.
Los Angeles - Section tracks are cool, and so is this one. Just feel like they could've done more.
Sunset Wilds - *sigh*
Time for a rant. This is not an attack on anyone.
tl;dr: The controversy over the time of day change is dumb and I still like the track
Koopa Cape - I don't really feel any desire to replay it, but I never did with the other versions either. It still can be nice to race on.
Vancouver Velocity: The third lap sucks but I like it. Canada is based.
Rome: The coliseum areas are nice. Otherwise not much happens, it's just a simple drive.
DK Mountain - A huge glow up, at least visually. The view from the mountain is so nice. As always, it's a good drive.
Daisy Circuit - Really boring
Piranha Plant Cove - This comes... dangerously close to my favourite track in the game, but I'll only be able to tell if I ever do a ranking.
Madrid - I like the locations. And the music. Fun.
Rosalina's Ice World - Never used to care for this, but the improvements here make it so much fun.
Bowser Castle 3 - Better than the Nitro BC
Wii Rainbow Road - Not nearly as much spectacle as 3DS, but it plays well, and chaotic - but not in a way that's unfair, Coconut Mall.
*Amsterdam is forgettable. I was playing it since random chose it after Wave 6 came out and I genuinely forgot how it went. Perhaps my mind tried to erase the memory, because I was sick on the day when it released in Tour.
Paris - Worst track in the game, sorry baguettians
Toad Circuit - It can be fun on 200cc. I don't mind the grass too much. It would be nice with a texture but I don't want to fuck up the colors
Choco Mountain - I like it, and I'm actually really glad not a lot was changed
Coconut Mall - Better than whatever the fuck the foggy hell of the original was. I love this version, but I still don't like this track a lot in general. Though I'll say one thing. I much prefer what was done with the cars here. Gameplay wise, hOLY SHIT IS IT SO MUCH BETTER. The original was complete fucking luck if you'd make it through, let alone hit a single boost. I don't know if I've ever said this, but I fucking DESPISE putting cycle-based obstacles in an on-rails game. The worst part being that this is the penultimate straight before the end. So basically, even on fucking Time Trials, this section is a pile of domesticated wolfs' faeces.
Tokyo - Good, great actually, but why the TC motif
Shroom Ridge - Better playing and looking car track than Toad's Turnpike
Sky Garden - I like the original, but this version is so much better. The layout of the original is such a mess, and it fails to really... have a theming?
Ninja Hideaway - Good style and theming makes a track, and this is proof.
New York - forgettable. I'd rather play Rome.
Mario Circuit Third Number From Zero - I love it. It plays so good, and it actually respects the source material in its background. I never liked what Wii did with this theme.
Kalimari Desert - I like that they used the train tunnel, but it's still the worst desert track in the series
Waluigi Pinball - I've never had many problems with the official versions of this track, I just think it's overrated as fuck. I've only ever properly hated the track in MKPC, because it does not play well.
Sydney - holy shit I love it. One of the best cities
Snow Land - This is my third favourite wave 2 track, with 2nd being MC3 and 1st being Sydney. I love the shortcut.
Mushroom Gorge - I mean, at least I could actually see this going in the first cup for once. But it doesn't really improve on a track I'm already not a fan of other than making the mushrooms actually controllable.
Sky High Sundae - ...Inoffensive. just gets boring after a while. I don't mind a race on it.
London - As someone who's lived in London for a grand total of I believe 7 years (I no longer live there and I'm fucking glad) I can confirm that we are all metal dogs and there's more mist than your average Wii track.
On a more serious note... I like this. Not as much as Sydney, but more than the other cities so far. The music is good, but it sounds more like Jun Senoue than London
Boo Lake - Always been a fun layout, I like what's here.
Rock Rock Mountain - Yall be complaining about the walls and yet in the original they look like god damn concrete 💀
Again, good, just spends a long while on straights gliding.
Maple Treeway - This and MH have always been my favourite Wii tracks, and the BCP artstyle complements this much better. I like it.
Berlin - Better than Sydney. I just like the flow of it.
Peach Gardens - It's boring, but for filler they did a good job
Merry Mountain - NAILED IT. The Christmas vibe is done great here, and the gameplay, if simple, is still fun.
3DS Rainbow Road - I don't need to explain why the original was the best Rainbow Road and this is basically just a small upgrade in every way over that.
Amsterdam Drift - weed/10*
Mario Circuit - I would not have wanted any other DS track. By far, the best circuit track in the series.
Waluigi Stadium - I have never liked this track. It is so fucking slow and shit coloured.
Yoshi's Island - I'll be real, I don't like it when they waste slots on nostalgia bait, but this is good.
Rush to Bang Cock - One of the most odd track layouts in a Mario Kart game, and I like it, along with the theme.
Riverside Park - A fun twist on a fun layout. I can play this for ages.
DK Summit - Janky as hell, though it's still great fun!
Singapore - I struggle to believe this is based on real life, with how creative it is. I love it so much. Best city so far in the list.
Athens Dash - It's actually a nice breather from the more industrial cities. It's a bit jank though
Daisy Cruiser - Filler. Good filler, though.
Moonview Highway - This fixes everything wrong with the original, in that it makes the graphics much better, and tones down the randomness factor.
Squeaky Clean Sprint - I wonder if this is in the same house as Ribbon Road? Either way, really fun and creative.
Los Angeles - Section tracks are cool, and so is this one. Just feel like they could've done more.
Sunset Wilds - *sigh*
Time for a rant. This is not an attack on anyone.
Sunset Wilds. Is a good track. *gasp* And. *gasps louder* An improvement over the original. *Entire crowd loses their shit*Alright. I'm gonna talk about it. The sun. Setting. Do you fucking idiots not know what sunset means as a description? You all will fucking say "It'S cAlLeD sUnSeT wIlDs BuT tHe SuN dOeSn'T sEt" Have you ever heard somebody say "What a nice sunset"? That messes your entire point. Look at a random sunset. Imagine a track is made out of that image with the word "Sunset" in the name. Sunset Park, for example. Would you object to that name?
Most of the time, especially when naming things after it, sunset refers to the time when the sun is going down. Thinking about it like this, the name Sunset Wilds isn't even correct as the final lap takes place after sunset. Before you ask, I believe that changing the time of the track does not give it an identity, it's simply just a nice touch, even if no other track does it. Seriously though, the time doesn't even affect anything. It's just a palette swap. And sure, okay, it is still nice to include it, but the MK8 lighting engine literally cannot change the lighting of the track in real time like that without at the very least slowing down a hell of a lot. Before you tell me "oh but Tour is a mobile game and this is a port of a Wii U game on the switch!!! Phones can do it, surely this can!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!" Grandma, the platform it's on does NOT determine everything it can do. Limitations come from other things 💀. Being a mobile game doesn't even mean anything - there are plenty of phones decently easily available that are more powerful than a Switch. The only reason Tour is a low-cost game is accessibility. Besides, I just can't be asked to care. The track is still just as good, and I can enjoy it. It is what it is: a nice touch that didn't mean anything that wasn't possible for this game.
Most of the time, especially when naming things after it, sunset refers to the time when the sun is going down. Thinking about it like this, the name Sunset Wilds isn't even correct as the final lap takes place after sunset. Before you ask, I believe that changing the time of the track does not give it an identity, it's simply just a nice touch, even if no other track does it. Seriously though, the time doesn't even affect anything. It's just a palette swap. And sure, okay, it is still nice to include it, but the MK8 lighting engine literally cannot change the lighting of the track in real time like that without at the very least slowing down a hell of a lot. Before you tell me "oh but Tour is a mobile game and this is a port of a Wii U game on the switch!!! Phones can do it, surely this can!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!" Grandma, the platform it's on does NOT determine everything it can do. Limitations come from other things 💀. Being a mobile game doesn't even mean anything - there are plenty of phones decently easily available that are more powerful than a Switch. The only reason Tour is a low-cost game is accessibility. Besides, I just can't be asked to care. The track is still just as good, and I can enjoy it. It is what it is: a nice touch that didn't mean anything that wasn't possible for this game.
tl;dr: The controversy over the time of day change is dumb and I still like the track
Koopa Cape - I don't really feel any desire to replay it, but I never did with the other versions either. It still can be nice to race on.
Vancouver Velocity: The third lap sucks but I like it. Canada is based.
Rome: The coliseum areas are nice. Otherwise not much happens, it's just a simple drive.
DK Mountain - A huge glow up, at least visually. The view from the mountain is so nice. As always, it's a good drive.
Daisy Circuit - Really boring
Piranha Plant Cove - This comes... dangerously close to my favourite track in the game, but I'll only be able to tell if I ever do a ranking.
Madrid - I like the locations. And the music. Fun.
Rosalina's Ice World - Never used to care for this, but the improvements here make it so much fun.
Bowser Castle 3 - Better than the Nitro BC
Wii Rainbow Road - Not nearly as much spectacle as 3DS, but it plays well, and chaotic - but not in a way that's unfair, Coconut Mall.
*Amsterdam is forgettable. I was playing it since random chose it after Wave 6 came out and I genuinely forgot how it went. Perhaps my mind tried to erase the memory, because I was sick on the day when it released in Tour.
On 2023-11-10 at 07:33:01
Including SNES Mario Circuit 3, DS Peach Gardens, GCN Waluigi Stadium, and GCN DK Mountain, the Booster Course Pass has a total of 11 courses from Mario Kart Wii. Add Wii Moo Moo Meadows, Wii Grumble Volcano, and Wii Wario's Gold Mine and you get a total of 14 courses from Mario Kart Wii
Again, observations. Not shitty opinions like this topic is looking for.
Fuck
5On 2023-11-09 at 18:22:26
MC3 is the second best Wave 2 track next to Sydney
1FANFIC { MKPC DOORS FOREVER}
On 2024-02-15 at 08:16:53
Oom ma gah, is that Fanfic ig²??????
343What Characters You a want Nintendo To Added From The Characters Roster In MK8D
On 2024-02-16 at 19:08:38
Mike Oxlong
how to name a track
On 2024-02-28 at 17:51:59
you can also steal borrow words from GD extreme demons totally words that were made up by the GD community and have no correlation to bad things whatsoever
Finger dash
21On 2024-02-28 at 17:47:50
Or you could go get a thesaurus and some inspiration whatever works
1[Fanfic] MKPCverse Season 4 ~ Rebirth of a Star [Mature content ?]
On 2024-02-26 at 16:18:24
Chapter 6 : A life changing journey
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again...
Information Channel
A new academy has been founded by the MKPCverse president, Peacegore. This academy was made so that every citizen of this land can access better education, not only school wise, but also life wise. Peacegore kept this academy a secret until now, so that no speculation could occur. Education is free, so anyone can enter this academy and grow as an individual.
Peacegore also founded a building where everyone who doesn't have a fixated home can go.
Nudge : Life taught me everything I needed to know. I don't even feel like going to this academy anyways, anyone can enter it which means we'll probably be surrounded by utter dumbasses which I don't want to happen.
Lely : My thoughts are the same, but I just know that this a perfect opportunity for all of the NPCs that left us
Nudge : Probably for some of them, but some will just be dumb and refuse it...
At the same time... Yet different places for everyone...
D4rk : School ? Nah. No way. Tiktok's better. Notslay.
DPK : Wow that's actually a really good idea, I'll probably go there
Juju : Me not know what academy is
Ashton : Nah... I'm pretty sure it'll be full of meanies who will bully me !
Daisanko : I'm far too lazy for school, I should probably go back to living with the group
Chilli : Hell nah. KirbyBoy will probably go there and I'll lose it if I see his face one more time.
Ralsei : I will go there, every school needs someone like me
Knoah : School Doesn't Matter, Lidelle Does.
Dietsoda : I shall not go in such a place. Many mayflies will probably go there, and my brain is far too intelligent for souls such as theirs. But... I guess I should educate myself, so I'll try to deal with it.
VC : Nah. I miss all the folks like Max, Nudge... I hope I can go back and live with them like we did before...
At the end of the day, DPK, Ralsei, Dietsoda, ToadFan and Luq decided to enter the academy. The others decided to live their own life, and went in the building that Peacegore constructed. They would live their life. A boring life, but that was what they could handle.
MKPC global home
Nudge : Now we don't even have to worry about the others
Lely : True... the only ones I will miss are Daisanko and VC.
Knock knock
Daisanko : Hey...
VC : Can we come back ?
Krazey : Well well Lely. If this isn't what we call plot armor...
Osc : Of course you can come back. Y'all are OGs after all, probably more than me.
Lely : We were discussing the fact of moving out into a much smaller home.
VC : Where do we find the money, where do we find the house ??
Suddenly when VC said this...
Brint : *falls from ceiling* AHHHH !
Alice : What the fuck ? It's been a while, where were you ??
Brint : What does it look like ? I'm fishing.
Osc : DANGANRONPA REFERENCE !!!1!!1!1?????
Lely : Wait ! I have an idea !
... Brint, could you please...
In the evening...
Brint : And here it is ! It's done !
Krazey : Wow. You really outdid yourself this time.
Alice : This looks amazing...
Nudge : Well it for sure looks better byt for murdering it is not ideal as it is smaller.
Lely : Yeah... but this house is amazing ! Because it's our home. Our new home. Our new life.
No in fact this is not rushed, this is what I call a bridge episode, where I fill lore holes, complete the story and progress a little bit so that the story is ready to progress in a set direction.
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again...
Information Channel
A new academy has been founded by the MKPCverse president, Peacegore. This academy was made so that every citizen of this land can access better education, not only school wise, but also life wise. Peacegore kept this academy a secret until now, so that no speculation could occur. Education is free, so anyone can enter this academy and grow as an individual.
Peacegore also founded a building where everyone who doesn't have a fixated home can go.
Nudge : Life taught me everything I needed to know. I don't even feel like going to this academy anyways, anyone can enter it which means we'll probably be surrounded by utter dumbasses which I don't want to happen.
Lely : My thoughts are the same, but I just know that this a perfect opportunity for all of the NPCs that left us
Nudge : Probably for some of them, but some will just be dumb and refuse it...
At the same time... Yet different places for everyone...
D4rk : School ? Nah. No way. Tiktok's better. Notslay.
DPK : Wow that's actually a really good idea, I'll probably go there
Juju : Me not know what academy is
Ashton : Nah... I'm pretty sure it'll be full of meanies who will bully me !
Daisanko : I'm far too lazy for school, I should probably go back to living with the group
Chilli : Hell nah. KirbyBoy will probably go there and I'll lose it if I see his face one more time.
Ralsei : I will go there, every school needs someone like me
Knoah : School Doesn't Matter, Lidelle Does.
Dietsoda : I shall not go in such a place. Many mayflies will probably go there, and my brain is far too intelligent for souls such as theirs. But... I guess I should educate myself, so I'll try to deal with it.
VC : Nah. I miss all the folks like Max, Nudge... I hope I can go back and live with them like we did before...
At the end of the day, DPK, Ralsei, Dietsoda, ToadFan and Luq decided to enter the academy. The others decided to live their own life, and went in the building that Peacegore constructed. They would live their life. A boring life, but that was what they could handle.
MKPC global home
Nudge : Now we don't even have to worry about the others
Lely : True... the only ones I will miss are Daisanko and VC.
Knock knock
Daisanko : Hey...
VC : Can we come back ?
Krazey : Well well Lely. If this isn't what we call plot armor...
Osc : Of course you can come back. Y'all are OGs after all, probably more than me.
Lely : We were discussing the fact of moving out into a much smaller home.
VC : Where do we find the money, where do we find the house ??
Suddenly when VC said this...
Brint : *falls from ceiling* AHHHH !
Alice : What the fuck ? It's been a while, where were you ??
Brint : What does it look like ? I'm fishing.
Osc : DANGANRONPA REFERENCE !!!1!!1!1?????
Lely : Wait ! I have an idea !
... Brint, could you please...
In the evening...
Brint : And here it is ! It's done !
Krazey : Wow. You really outdid yourself this time.
Alice : This looks amazing...
Nudge : Well it for sure looks better byt for murdering it is not ideal as it is smaller.
Lely : Yeah... but this house is amazing ! Because it's our home. Our new home. Our new life.
No in fact this is not rushed, this is what I call a bridge episode, where I fill lore holes, complete the story and progress a little bit so that the story is ready to progress in a set direction.
I took like way too long to realise the danganronpa reference in question anyway who tf is Brint and why is their font so fucking hard to read
Brint is Bj, basically a constructor lmfao, without many other personnality traits
BJ? I was initially thinking that stood for something else 💀
On 2024-02-26 at 08:14:13
Chapter 6 : A life changing journey
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again...
Information Channel
A new academy has been founded by the MKPCverse president, Peacegore. This academy was made so that every citizen of this land can access better education, not only school wise, but also life wise. Peacegore kept this academy a secret until now, so that no speculation could occur. Education is free, so anyone can enter this academy and grow as an individual.
Peacegore also founded a building where everyone who doesn't have a fixated home can go.
Nudge : Life taught me everything I needed to know. I don't even feel like going to this academy anyways, anyone can enter it which means we'll probably be surrounded by utter dumbasses which I don't want to happen.
Lely : My thoughts are the same, but I just know that this a perfect opportunity for all of the NPCs that left us
Nudge : Probably for some of them, but some will just be dumb and refuse it...
At the same time... Yet different places for everyone...
D4rk : School ? Nah. No way. Tiktok's better. Notslay.
DPK : Wow that's actually a really good idea, I'll probably go there
Juju : Me not know what academy is
Ashton : Nah... I'm pretty sure it'll be full of meanies who will bully me !
Daisanko : I'm far too lazy for school, I should probably go back to living with the group
Chilli : Hell nah. KirbyBoy will probably go there and I'll lose it if I see his face one more time.
Ralsei : I will go there, every school needs someone like me
Knoah : School Doesn't Matter, Lidelle Does.
Dietsoda : I shall not go in such a place. Many mayflies will probably go there, and my brain is far too intelligent for souls such as theirs. But... I guess I should educate myself, so I'll try to deal with it.
VC : Nah. I miss all the folks like Max, Nudge... I hope I can go back and live with them like we did before...
At the end of the day, DPK, Ralsei, Dietsoda, ToadFan and Luq decided to enter the academy. The others decided to live their own life, and went in the building that Peacegore constructed. They would live their life. A boring life, but that was what they could handle.
MKPC global home
Nudge : Now we don't even have to worry about the others
Lely : True... the only ones I will miss are Daisanko and VC.
Knock knock
Daisanko : Hey...
VC : Can we come back ?
Krazey : Well well Lely. If this isn't what we call plot armor...
Osc : Of course you can come back. Y'all are OGs after all, probably more than me.
Lely : We were discussing the fact of moving out into a much smaller home.
VC : Where do we find the money, where do we find the house ??
Suddenly when VC said this...
Brint : *falls from ceiling* AHHHH !
Alice : What the fuck ? It's been a while, where were you ??
Brint : What does it look like ? I'm fishing.
Osc : DANGANRONPA REFERENCE !!!1!!1!1?????
Lely : Wait ! I have an idea !
... Brint, could you please...
In the evening...
Brint : And here it is ! It's done !
Krazey : Wow. You really outdid yourself this time.
Alice : This looks amazing...
Nudge : Well it for sure looks better byt for murdering it is not ideal as it is smaller.
Lely : Yeah... but this house is amazing ! Because it's our home. Our new home. Our new life.
No in fact this is not rushed, this is what I call a bridge episode, where I fill lore holes, complete the story and progress a little bit so that the story is ready to progress in a set direction.
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again...
Information Channel
A new academy has been founded by the MKPCverse president, Peacegore. This academy was made so that every citizen of this land can access better education, not only school wise, but also life wise. Peacegore kept this academy a secret until now, so that no speculation could occur. Education is free, so anyone can enter this academy and grow as an individual.
Peacegore also founded a building where everyone who doesn't have a fixated home can go.
Nudge : Life taught me everything I needed to know. I don't even feel like going to this academy anyways, anyone can enter it which means we'll probably be surrounded by utter dumbasses which I don't want to happen.
Lely : My thoughts are the same, but I just know that this a perfect opportunity for all of the NPCs that left us
Nudge : Probably for some of them, but some will just be dumb and refuse it...
At the same time... Yet different places for everyone...
D4rk : School ? Nah. No way. Tiktok's better. Notslay.
DPK : Wow that's actually a really good idea, I'll probably go there
Juju : Me not know what academy is
Ashton : Nah... I'm pretty sure it'll be full of meanies who will bully me !
Daisanko : I'm far too lazy for school, I should probably go back to living with the group
Chilli : Hell nah. KirbyBoy will probably go there and I'll lose it if I see his face one more time.
Ralsei : I will go there, every school needs someone like me
Knoah : School Doesn't Matter, Lidelle Does.
Dietsoda : I shall not go in such a place. Many mayflies will probably go there, and my brain is far too intelligent for souls such as theirs. But... I guess I should educate myself, so I'll try to deal with it.
VC : Nah. I miss all the folks like Max, Nudge... I hope I can go back and live with them like we did before...
At the end of the day, DPK, Ralsei, Dietsoda, ToadFan and Luq decided to enter the academy. The others decided to live their own life, and went in the building that Peacegore constructed. They would live their life. A boring life, but that was what they could handle.
MKPC global home
Nudge : Now we don't even have to worry about the others
Lely : True... the only ones I will miss are Daisanko and VC.
Knock knock
Daisanko : Hey...
VC : Can we come back ?
Krazey : Well well Lely. If this isn't what we call plot armor...
Osc : Of course you can come back. Y'all are OGs after all, probably more than me.
Lely : We were discussing the fact of moving out into a much smaller home.
VC : Where do we find the money, where do we find the house ??
Suddenly when VC said this...
Brint : *falls from ceiling* AHHHH !
Alice : What the fuck ? It's been a while, where were you ??
Brint : What does it look like ? I'm fishing.
Osc : DANGANRONPA REFERENCE !!!1!!1!1?????
Lely : Wait ! I have an idea !
... Brint, could you please...
In the evening...
Brint : And here it is ! It's done !
Krazey : Wow. You really outdid yourself this time.
Alice : This looks amazing...
Nudge : Well it for sure looks better byt for murdering it is not ideal as it is smaller.
Lely : Yeah... but this house is amazing ! Because it's our home. Our new home. Our new life.
No in fact this is not rushed, this is what I call a bridge episode, where I fill lore holes, complete the story and progress a little bit so that the story is ready to progress in a set direction.
I took like way too long to realise the danganronpa reference in question anyway who tf is Brint and why is their font so fucking hard to read
On 2024-02-26 at 08:12:56
Me? An OG? How touching!
Osc wasn't talking about you but it's okay to dream 🤫😏
FUUUUCK YOU MEEEAAAAN 😏❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗
On 2024-02-25 at 06:59:53
Chapter 5 : You got me I got you
And I wouldn't want it any other way...
Max : ...
Nudge : ...
Fiery : ...
Krazey : ...
Noob : ...
Osc : ...
Alice : ...
Pianta : ...
Lely : ... Why ?
Max : Because of you.
Lely : Alright, so you just... hanged yourself because of me ?
Max : Yes I did. Of course.
Nudge : That's like a waste. I would have wanted to be the one to hang you to the airshaft, so stop being selfish.
Osc : Hanging yourself to a airshaft is lame. Hang yourself to a chair. That's much funnier. It's the art of bondage.
Krazey : Alright let's try to be serious, why the actual hell would you try to commit suicide ? We never thought you could be this unhappy. We should have talked this out. If Lely wasn't a cringe bird and decided to watch the sun set, you would be dead. For what ? No reason. No absolute motherfucking I swear to God freaking bloody reason.
Max : Oh Krazey I will tell you the reasons, the reason is that I have gone through months and months of suffering because I tried to protect a person that did not even care. I was stuck in spaceships, went through caverns, dealt with people like Mina, had to have my heart shattered once and twice and thrice and all over the fuck again, only because one person was dying. Lely, who is very much here and who seems clueless about the gravity of him existing, is the one who dragged me to this state of mind and life which is called the rock bottom. Because I have no reason to live if everyone rejects me, including him. Yeah. You made me feel excluded after the hospital's flood. Yeah you did. That bitch will get the hate he should have gotten then. It's gonna hurt.
Osc : Max ! 30 people went through the same thing ! The same fucking thing ! Do you see them have a villain arc and complain as much as you do ? No, I don't think so. Blaming Lely is a L. He never asked to suffer and he suffered more than you !
Max : Ah yes because Ashton who didn't give a fuck about Lely suffered as much as me who loved him, who cared for him, who gave up his life for him ?
Osc : IT IS NOT MY FAULT IF YOU ARE A MASSIVE SIMP !
Max : That's an own goal
Osc : That is NOT ! Do you see me sucking Lely as much as you did ? And since you are unable to find a balance you end up doing the opposite, which is just as wrong, even worse if you asked me. Nobody asked you to be that person around Lely. Nobody but you. It was your decision and you shall walk alone on that path.
Max : He forced me to ! Because of the way he was ! He needed someone.
Noob : You know what they say... better off alone than wrongly accompanied.
Max : Don't you DARE.
Noob : Don't YOU dare, he said while furrowing eyebrows. You are the one throwing hate on someone out of frustration and out of pain that only comes from you, and if it's related to Lely in any way, it wasn't him, it was the way you were or acted with him. I am not the daring one, but right now your audacity baffles me.
Max : DO YOU RESPECT ME ??
Nudge : Ah nice this is the lounge server over again and again and again
Max : No but tbh I am probably the one who suffered the most here. WHY ME ?
Nudge : Hold on please restart, I wasn't recording. You are a joke, you are truly a meme.
Max : comment ça
Fiery : Here he starts talking French
Max : Stop being so racist !
Pianta : ni--
Alice : You think you're a victim of racism ? Lmfao. The audacity.
Max : I AM ! IF IT WAS LELY-
Alice : Spit your motherfucking venom on him for no reason one more time and I will punch you in the face until your skin turns from beige to blue.
Max : WELL LELY SUCKS !
Alice : Now you're playing with fire. This is more serious than you think.
Max : WELL IT IS ALL HIS FAULT AND HE DIED THRICE SO WHY COULDN'T HE JUST STAY DEAD !!
Silence took over.
A heavy silence.
Lely : I saved your life only for you to hate on mine. But it's fine. It will always be fine. I don't care.
Max : As you should.
Alice raised her hand over Max. But instead of hitting the older boy, she just let the shadow of her arm wander on Max's face.
Alice : I cannot believe this. We saved your life but no, you are still as problematic !! We could think death would have chilled you down, but no, you are complaining all day and searching for a culprit all day. Grow up ! You are as annoying than a forum kid ! And you are much more hurtful !
Max : Fine. I'll just jump off the balcony then, since you all hate me.
Alice : Okay. Do it.
Max froze and had an embarrassed face.
Alice : Exactly what I thought. You knew we'd save you. But when it comes to dying you are a wimp. And it's perfect that way. Now just stop.
Max : *starts shaking*
Nudge : What again ?
Max : I-I'm sorry... I thought hating on Lely would be a key for me to find happiness and to not feel excluded like I always did- but it didn't ! And I hoped you'd save me from dying... because I needed to feel like I was equal. I want this to stop, this h-has been a long d-day and I'm tired and I-I'm sorry... *starts crying*
Alice : You think an apology is gonna get you out of the bullshit ?
Max : *sniffles* I-I mean it...
Noob : I know. I see. But Lely has to forgive you, which I doubt because honestly what you have done and said is unacceptable.
Lely : I have to draw the line...
Max : 😭😭😭😭
Lely : And that line is between evil people and evil actions. Your actions are for sure, evil, and we will need to talk this out later for sure, but you ? Are not an evil person. I... guess I will try to forgive you, but nothing's sure for now.
Max cried harder and harder.
Until...
Lely wrapped him in his arms and said,
Lely : It's been a long day... without you, my friend
And I wouldn't want it any other way...
Max : ...
Nudge : ...
Fiery : ...
Krazey : ...
Noob : ...
Osc : ...
Alice : ...
Pianta : ...
Lely : ... Why ?
Max : Because of you.
Lely : Alright, so you just... hanged yourself because of me ?
Max : Yes I did. Of course.
Nudge : That's like a waste. I would have wanted to be the one to hang you to the airshaft, so stop being selfish.
Osc : Hanging yourself to a airshaft is lame. Hang yourself to a chair. That's much funnier. It's the art of bondage.
Krazey : Alright let's try to be serious, why the actual hell would you try to commit suicide ? We never thought you could be this unhappy. We should have talked this out. If Lely wasn't a cringe bird and decided to watch the sun set, you would be dead. For what ? No reason. No absolute motherfucking I swear to God freaking bloody reason.
Max : Oh Krazey I will tell you the reasons, the reason is that I have gone through months and months of suffering because I tried to protect a person that did not even care. I was stuck in spaceships, went through caverns, dealt with people like Mina, had to have my heart shattered once and twice and thrice and all over the fuck again, only because one person was dying. Lely, who is very much here and who seems clueless about the gravity of him existing, is the one who dragged me to this state of mind and life which is called the rock bottom. Because I have no reason to live if everyone rejects me, including him. Yeah. You made me feel excluded after the hospital's flood. Yeah you did. That bitch will get the hate he should have gotten then. It's gonna hurt.
Osc : Max ! 30 people went through the same thing ! The same fucking thing ! Do you see them have a villain arc and complain as much as you do ? No, I don't think so. Blaming Lely is a L. He never asked to suffer and he suffered more than you !
Max : Ah yes because Ashton who didn't give a fuck about Lely suffered as much as me who loved him, who cared for him, who gave up his life for him ?
Osc : IT IS NOT MY FAULT IF YOU ARE A MASSIVE SIMP !
Max : That's an own goal
Osc : That is NOT ! Do you see me sucking Lely as much as you did ? And since you are unable to find a balance you end up doing the opposite, which is just as wrong, even worse if you asked me. Nobody asked you to be that person around Lely. Nobody but you. It was your decision and you shall walk alone on that path.
Max : He forced me to ! Because of the way he was ! He needed someone.
Noob : You know what they say... better off alone than wrongly accompanied.
Max : Don't you DARE.
Noob : Don't YOU dare, he said while furrowing eyebrows. You are the one throwing hate on someone out of frustration and out of pain that only comes from you, and if it's related to Lely in any way, it wasn't him, it was the way you were or acted with him. I am not the daring one, but right now your audacity baffles me.
Max : DO YOU RESPECT ME ??
Nudge : Ah nice this is the lounge server over again and again and again
Max : No but tbh I am probably the one who suffered the most here. WHY ME ?
Nudge : Hold on please restart, I wasn't recording. You are a joke, you are truly a meme.
Max : comment ça
Fiery : Here he starts talking French
Max : Stop being so racist !
Pianta : ni--
Alice : You think you're a victim of racism ? Lmfao. The audacity.
Max : I AM ! IF IT WAS LELY-
Alice : Spit your motherfucking venom on him for no reason one more time and I will punch you in the face until your skin turns from beige to blue.
Max : WELL LELY SUCKS !
Alice : Now you're playing with fire. This is more serious than you think.
Max : WELL IT IS ALL HIS FAULT AND HE DIED THRICE SO WHY COULDN'T HE JUST STAY DEAD !!
Silence took over.
A heavy silence.
Lely : I saved your life only for you to hate on mine. But it's fine. It will always be fine. I don't care.
Max : As you should.
Alice raised her hand over Max. But instead of hitting the older boy, she just let the shadow of her arm wander on Max's face.
Alice : I cannot believe this. We saved your life but no, you are still as problematic !! We could think death would have chilled you down, but no, you are complaining all day and searching for a culprit all day. Grow up ! You are as annoying than a forum kid ! And you are much more hurtful !
Max : Fine. I'll just jump off the balcony then, since you all hate me.
Alice : Okay. Do it.
Max froze and had an embarrassed face.
Alice : Exactly what I thought. You knew we'd save you. But when it comes to dying you are a wimp. And it's perfect that way. Now just stop.
Max : *starts shaking*
Nudge : What again ?
Max : I-I'm sorry... I thought hating on Lely would be a key for me to find happiness and to not feel excluded like I always did- but it didn't ! And I hoped you'd save me from dying... because I needed to feel like I was equal. I want this to stop, this h-has been a long d-day and I'm tired and I-I'm sorry... *starts crying*
Alice : You think an apology is gonna get you out of the bullshit ?
Max : *sniffles* I-I mean it...
Noob : I know. I see. But Lely has to forgive you, which I doubt because honestly what you have done and said is unacceptable.
Lely : I have to draw the line...
Max : 😭😭😭😭
Lely : And that line is between evil people and evil actions. Your actions are for sure, evil, and we will need to talk this out later for sure, but you ? Are not an evil person. I... guess I will try to forgive you, but nothing's sure for now.
Max cried harder and harder.
Until...
Lely wrapped him in his arms and said,
Lely : It's been a long day... without you, my friend
Ah yes, the last line, I can only blame my stupid fucking school for understanding that reference. You seem to have missed the part where I simp for you as well
2On 2024-02-23 at 20:51:24
guess ill join
name:Sniff
color: green
species
niffer from Minecraft
power: telepathy and time travel VERY rarely
name:Sniff
color: green
species
niffer from Minecraftpower: telepathy and time travel VERY rarely
I don't take people anymore
well fuck you
That's my dream literally
New Lely factoid! Wants to fuck himself, literally. I'm sure there's a name for that fetish, just give me a moment to find it...
Nah I want to be fucked by somebody else and I know exactly who
I think I know and it ain't me
FUCK YOU MEAN :CROSS: 😳😳
1On 2024-02-23 at 11:37:01
Chapter 4 : Max-Bros
After four long minutes...
Krazey : Phew ! We're out.
Nudge : Finally. I paid already, let's just get out of this store.
30 minutes later
Nudge : I need to use the restroom
Fiery : Why didn't you go at the grocery store ! There is no time to lose now.
Krazey : Just hold it until we get home
MKPC global home
Nudge : Finally *rushes away*
Fiery : Wow, this feels empty.
Osc : Yeah. We might want to move out.
Fiery : Into a smaller home ?
Osc : Yep. This one feels ugly and stale. Everything is basic due to the quantity not allowing much quality, but now that the group has reduced, the quality needs to rise
Krazey : Right but where will we find the money ?
Osc : Why buy when you can build ?
But while they are discussing their future... where is Max-Bros ?
Max. The guy who used to dickeat a person only to throw hate on her three months after.
To understand what happened, we should probably turn back the clock.
Max : So Lely is dead now... hmph. I cannot believe it. There has to be a plot twist, a solution...
But there was no plot twist. He was too naive and hoped for a happy ending. He fought a lot. Against his friends. Or were they even his friends ?
Chilli : Come out and eat right now. I smoked meat for lunch, I want you to try it, please...
Max : I'm not hungry. Give up
Chilli : But it tastes good-
Max : I do not want to taste your fucking meat ! Now go away.
Chilli : Fucking bitch. You asshole. Take that meat and shove it right up your hairy ass.
Chilli was, I will admit, a fiery blooded person. But even the calmer, kinder ones stood no chance against Max's fury.
DPK : Hey Max... I got tickets. Do you want to go see Muse's concert ? I heard that the stage will be the greatest one that the band has ever performed on !
Max : Take that sweet ass tone for your wife Daisy and leave me alone.
DPK : Eh ? But they're like, your favorite band ! It will help relieve your stress and anger. It will be a fun night ! And it's a VIP concert. I only got tickets because I was part of MKPCverse but it won't be as crowded as it would have been--
Max : Shut up and go away.
DPK : Oh. Okay. Just got my heart shattered again...
Max : Your heart can fuck off !!
Max eventually got tired. He was so angry at everyone. He wanted to lie down all day. Any disturbance would be strongly rejected.
Until that one day.
Max : I changed a lot. I changed too much. I don't even recognize myself in the mirror.
He took a deep breath.
Max : I was never born to be a bitch.
... What was I made for ?
He looked at the mirror. And then he slapped himself.
Max : This is all Lely's fault. I was driven to this state and to this behavior because of his death. Because I was overprotective of him. And I worried for him, I fought everybody for him, while in reality he is a mere human. He doesn't deserve to change my whole life. From now on, I will change and I will never blame anyone else than him, since it' about time he gets "credit" where it belongs.
And that is how Max ended up in such a state. And slowly, he regained the trust of everyone. But nobody noticed the change. Until it became too obvious to ignore, and that was the breaking point.
But there was one thing that Max got wrong.
It wasn't Lely's fault.
It was his fault ; or at least, the blame shall be token by his misconception of what Lely was, not Lely himself.
Max : I thought that finding someone to hate would be my salvation. I hoped it would make me happy. But in fact, I am alone now. Lonelier than ever. And I am still unhappy. I am still so fucking UNHAPPY ! I was always excluded, I was always the scapegoat, the meme, I was never seen as a cool guy even once ! Fuck the world ! EVERYONE CAN BURN FOR ALL I COULD CARE !!
During a breakdown, after the anger... comes the sadness.
Max : Why was I such a burden ? Why couldn't I be good ? Why couldn't I be funny like Osc, smart like Nudge, a good shoulder to cry on like Alice, chill like Noob, why can't I be all that ? The others like to use memes. Well I am the meme, and I feel used. But I'm not and I buried myself in my own grave. No going back now.
Max took a rope and a chair. He considered the situation. He climbed on the chair, tied the rope around his neck and tied the rope to the airshaft of the fireplace.
Max hanged himself.
MKPCverse - Season 4
Chapter 4
The end... ?
Click on the spoiler for my opinion as an author ~
After four long minutes...
Krazey : Phew ! We're out.
Nudge : Finally. I paid already, let's just get out of this store.
30 minutes later
Nudge : I need to use the restroom
Fiery : Why didn't you go at the grocery store ! There is no time to lose now.
Krazey : Just hold it until we get home
MKPC global home
Nudge : Finally *rushes away*
Fiery : Wow, this feels empty.
Osc : Yeah. We might want to move out.
Fiery : Into a smaller home ?
Osc : Yep. This one feels ugly and stale. Everything is basic due to the quantity not allowing much quality, but now that the group has reduced, the quality needs to rise
Krazey : Right but where will we find the money ?
Osc : Why buy when you can build ?
But while they are discussing their future... where is Max-Bros ?
Max. The guy who used to dickeat a person only to throw hate on her three months after.
To understand what happened, we should probably turn back the clock.
Max : So Lely is dead now... hmph. I cannot believe it. There has to be a plot twist, a solution...
But there was no plot twist. He was too naive and hoped for a happy ending. He fought a lot. Against his friends. Or were they even his friends ?
Chilli : Come out and eat right now. I smoked meat for lunch, I want you to try it, please...
Max : I'm not hungry. Give up
Chilli : But it tastes good-
Max : I do not want to taste your fucking meat ! Now go away.
Chilli : Fucking bitch. You asshole. Take that meat and shove it right up your hairy ass.
Chilli was, I will admit, a fiery blooded person. But even the calmer, kinder ones stood no chance against Max's fury.
DPK : Hey Max... I got tickets. Do you want to go see Muse's concert ? I heard that the stage will be the greatest one that the band has ever performed on !
Max : Take that sweet ass tone for your wife Daisy and leave me alone.
DPK : Eh ? But they're like, your favorite band ! It will help relieve your stress and anger. It will be a fun night ! And it's a VIP concert. I only got tickets because I was part of MKPCverse but it won't be as crowded as it would have been--
Max : Shut up and go away.
DPK : Oh. Okay. Just got my heart shattered again...
Max : Your heart can fuck off !!
Max eventually got tired. He was so angry at everyone. He wanted to lie down all day. Any disturbance would be strongly rejected.
Until that one day.
Max : I changed a lot. I changed too much. I don't even recognize myself in the mirror.
He took a deep breath.
Max : I was never born to be a bitch.
... What was I made for ?
He looked at the mirror. And then he slapped himself.
Max : This is all Lely's fault. I was driven to this state and to this behavior because of his death. Because I was overprotective of him. And I worried for him, I fought everybody for him, while in reality he is a mere human. He doesn't deserve to change my whole life. From now on, I will change and I will never blame anyone else than him, since it' about time he gets "credit" where it belongs.
And that is how Max ended up in such a state. And slowly, he regained the trust of everyone. But nobody noticed the change. Until it became too obvious to ignore, and that was the breaking point.
But there was one thing that Max got wrong.
It wasn't Lely's fault.
It was his fault ; or at least, the blame shall be token by his misconception of what Lely was, not Lely himself.
Max : I thought that finding someone to hate would be my salvation. I hoped it would make me happy. But in fact, I am alone now. Lonelier than ever. And I am still unhappy. I am still so fucking UNHAPPY ! I was always excluded, I was always the scapegoat, the meme, I was never seen as a cool guy even once ! Fuck the world ! EVERYONE CAN BURN FOR ALL I COULD CARE !!
During a breakdown, after the anger... comes the sadness.
Max : Why was I such a burden ? Why couldn't I be good ? Why couldn't I be funny like Osc, smart like Nudge, a good shoulder to cry on like Alice, chill like Noob, why can't I be all that ? The others like to use memes. Well I am the meme, and I feel used. But I'm not and I buried myself in my own grave. No going back now.
Max took a rope and a chair. He considered the situation. He climbed on the chair, tied the rope around his neck and tied the rope to the airshaft of the fireplace.
Max hanged himself.
MKPCverse - Season 4
Chapter 4
The end... ?
Click on the spoiler for my opinion as an author ~
You thought it ended there ?
Well no.
Lely, who had his room right besides the balcony, decided to go on there to watch the sun set. He heard the airshaft make a noise...
Just as if something had been hanged on it. Or someone. Well Max was hanged.
In absolute horror, Lely screamed and started to panick. He tried to untie the rope but it was too high. His scream was as high and as loud as a dolphin, so immediately everybody gathered on the rooftop.
Lely : Max is hanging there !
Max : Let... me... d-die...
Nudge : So what ?
Lely : We cannot let somebody DIE !
Nudge : We did. In Danganronpa.
Pianta : chokbar
Lely : HELP ME ! PLEASE !
Alice : Now this is so fucked up we can't let him die. Lely. Jump on my shoulders.
Lely did so and with Alice's great height, they were able to reach the airshaft and untie Max, who fell, but didn't get hurt much anyways.
Max stared at Lely.
On his faces were profiled two feelings.
On his right side, the anger, the disappointment, the exasperation, the fear and the fury.
But on the left side of his face, his eyes were sparkling, happy that Max didn't die.
MKPCverse - Season 4
Chapter 4
The end.
Well no.
Lely, who had his room right besides the balcony, decided to go on there to watch the sun set. He heard the airshaft make a noise...
Just as if something had been hanged on it. Or someone. Well Max was hanged.
In absolute horror, Lely screamed and started to panick. He tried to untie the rope but it was too high. His scream was as high and as loud as a dolphin, so immediately everybody gathered on the rooftop.
Lely : Max is hanging there !
Max : Let... me... d-die...
Nudge : So what ?
Lely : We cannot let somebody DIE !
Nudge : We did. In Danganronpa.
Pianta : chokbar
Lely : HELP ME ! PLEASE !
Alice : Now this is so fucked up we can't let him die. Lely. Jump on my shoulders.
Lely did so and with Alice's great height, they were able to reach the airshaft and untie Max, who fell, but didn't get hurt much anyways.
Max stared at Lely.
On his faces were profiled two feelings.
On his right side, the anger, the disappointment, the exasperation, the fear and the fury.
But on the left side of his face, his eyes were sparkling, happy that Max didn't die.
MKPCverse - Season 4
Chapter 4
The end.
HE LUIGI KART STADIUMED OH PUTIN NOOOO LIS LAIS LA
On 2024-01-29 at 08:15:12
killing people