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Lesbian Guy (uhhhh that doesnt actually make sense ) is unfinished but they'll be released at some point

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I'll be honest and say that I don't think everyone should be able to beat the advent calendar. It definitely should get tough, just not bullshit tough and the curve of difficulty should flow well - which, genuinely, I think this did really well! The only genuinely absurd ones are the memes and the ones that take ages (specifically the presents but I still did enjoy that). But besides that my point is that the Advent Calendar is a special event and it deserves difficulty. Besides if some challenges are really easy people will still beat quite a few. Either way all you get for a perfect 24 is words on your profile and bragging rights. This is all my opinion and you can do whatever next time, whenever that is - it's at least a year away, anyway

I'm genuinely really curious how people beat 23 because I kind of feel like I cheated it?

I BEAT IT ALL GG

Merry christmas nerds. That was a great event.

Fair enough. Some of these challenges genuinely just aren't well designed, and the ones that are are on bad tracks. Anyway, all you're missing out on is some extra challenge points, so who cares

today's challenge is really fucking shit, and it's not even hard, it just goes against almost every principle of good challenge design. if you're struggling, check my TT ghost, it will show what to do

Why, pray tell, did you people choose this challenge? You could've done anything, but you go with the challenge equivalent to an enemy spam evel with a dev exit in Mario Maker. Nice job.

I just hope it's fair difficulty and also balanced so that it gets progressively harder instead of looking like a fucking waveform of Never Gonna Give You Up

Bro think he scrugge

Oh nice, it's happening again. I hope this becomes tradition

Luigi Wario the best track or all time

You made a topic all about me I'm so flattered

I think little fella forgor that in a competitive setting the only custom chars being played will be Daisy stats

that is a really incredible good idea to host a tournament the same day you announce it, nice advertising in dms too

also, tf are we considering reverse drifting? pressing the down key while holding the drift button? that's bullshit, there's no real way to determine if someone's using rd

I might as well just give my thoughts on every track since most are hot takes

Paris - Worst track in the game, sorry baguettians
Toad Circuit - It can be fun on 200cc. I don't mind the grass too much. It would be nice with a texture but I don't want to fuck up the colors
Choco Mountain - I like it, and I'm actually really glad not a lot was changed
Coconut Mall - Better than whatever the fuck the foggy hell of the original was. I love this version, but I still don't like this track a lot in general. Though I'll say one thing. I much prefer what was done with the cars here. Gameplay wise, hOLY SHIT IS IT SO MUCH BETTER. The original was complete fucking luck if you'd make it through, let alone hit a single boost. I don't know if I've ever said this, but I fucking DESPISE putting cycle-based obstacles in an on-rails game. The worst part being that this is the penultimate straight before the end. So basically, even on fucking Time Trials, this section is a pile of domesticated wolfs' faeces.
Tokyo - Good, great actually, but why the TC motif
Shroom Ridge - Better playing and looking car track than Toad's Turnpike
Sky Garden - I like the original, but this version is so much better. The layout of the original is such a mess, and it fails to really... have a theming?
Ninja Hideaway - Good style and theming makes a track, and this is proof.
New York - forgettable. I'd rather play Rome.
Mario Circuit Third Number From Zero - I love it. It plays so good, and it actually respects the source material in its background. I never liked what Wii did with this theme.
Kalimari Desert - I like that they used the train tunnel, but it's still the worst desert track in the series
Waluigi Pinball - I've never had many problems with the official versions of this track, I just think it's overrated as fuck. I've only ever properly hated the track in MKPC, because it does not play well.
Sydney - holy shit I love it. One of the best cities
Snow Land - This is my third favourite wave 2 track, with 2nd being MC3 and 1st being Sydney. I love the shortcut.
Mushroom Gorge - I mean, at least I could actually see this going in the first cup for once. But it doesn't really improve on a track I'm already not a fan of other than making the mushrooms actually controllable.
Sky High Sundae - ...Inoffensive. just gets boring after a while. I don't mind a race on it.
London - As someone who's lived in London for a grand total of I believe 7 years (I no longer live there and I'm fucking glad) I can confirm that we are all metal dogs and there's more mist than your average Wii track.
On a more serious note... I like this. Not as much as Sydney, but more than the other cities so far. The music is good, but it sounds more like Jun Senoue than London
Boo Lake - Always been a fun layout, I like what's here.
Rock Rock Mountain - Yall be complaining about the walls and yet in the original they look like god damn concrete 💀
Again, good, just spends a long while on straights gliding.
Maple Treeway - This and MH have always been my favourite Wii tracks, and the BCP artstyle complements this much better. I like it.
Berlin - Better than Sydney. I just like the flow of it.
Peach Gardens - It's boring, but for filler they did a good job
Merry Mountain - NAILED IT. The Christmas vibe is done great here, and the gameplay, if simple, is still fun.
3DS Rainbow Road - I don't need to explain why the original was the best Rainbow Road and this is basically just a small upgrade in every way over that.
Amsterdam Drift - weed/10*
Mario Circuit - I would not have wanted any other DS track. By far, the best circuit track in the series.
Waluigi Stadium - I have never liked this track. It is so fucking slow and shit coloured.
Yoshi's Island - I'll be real, I don't like it when they waste slots on nostalgia bait, but this is good.
Rush to Bang Cock - One of the most odd track layouts in a Mario Kart game, and I like it, along with the theme.
Riverside Park - A fun twist on a fun layout. I can play this for ages.
DK Summit - Janky as hell, though it's still great fun!
Singapore - I struggle to believe this is based on real life, with how creative it is. I love it so much. Best city so far in the list.
Athens Dash - It's actually a nice breather from the more industrial cities. It's a bit jank though
Daisy Cruiser - Filler. Good filler, though.
Moonview Highway - This fixes everything wrong with the original, in that it makes the graphics much better, and tones down the randomness factor.
Squeaky Clean Sprint - I wonder if this is in the same house as Ribbon Road? Either way, really fun and creative.
Los Angeles - Section tracks are cool, and so is this one. Just feel like they could've done more.
Sunset Wilds - *sigh*
Time for a rant. This is not an attack on anyone.

tl;dr: The controversy over the time of day change is dumb and I still like the track
Koopa Cape - I don't really feel any desire to replay it, but I never did with the other versions either. It still can be nice to race on.
Vancouver Velocity: The third lap sucks but I like it. Canada is based.
Rome: The coliseum areas are nice. Otherwise not much happens, it's just a simple drive.
DK Mountain - A huge glow up, at least visually. The view from the mountain is so nice. As always, it's a good drive.
Daisy Circuit - Really boring
Piranha Plant Cove - This comes... dangerously close to my favourite track in the game, but I'll only be able to tell if I ever do a ranking.
Madrid - I like the locations. And the music. Fun.
Rosalina's Ice World - Never used to care for this, but the improvements here make it so much fun.
Bowser Castle 3 - Better than the Nitro BC
Wii Rainbow Road - Not nearly as much spectacle as 3DS, but it plays well, and chaotic - but not in a way that's unfair, Coconut Mall.

*Amsterdam is forgettable. I was playing it since random chose it after Wave 6 came out and I genuinely forgot how it went. Perhaps my mind tried to erase the memory, because I was sick on the day when it released in Tour.

Fuck