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slight insperation from @KoopaNerd29, but I have made topics like these before him



Swoop: you are a sweat and there is no denying

Para-Biddybud: you still question why he's in the game but don't care nonetheless, or you're meta, or you use biddybuggy

Baby Peach: you wanna be peach but meta

Baby Daisy: you wanna be daisy but meta

Spike: ?? idk man

Goomba: the moment you saw Goomba finally get in Mario kart you started playing him and didn't stop

Baby Mario: you're either 5 or you wanna be Mario but meta

Peepa: you only use him in October

Dry Bones: you wish snaking was still a thing

Baby Luigi: you're either 5 or you wanna be Luigi but meta

Sidestepper: you saw the npcs and made it your personality, but cant get fish bone

Fish Bone: you saw the npcs and you needed to get the rarest one

Baby Rosalina: you wanna be rosalina but meta

Nabbit: you wanna be meta but more unique, or you're 5 maining him in mainline games

Toadette: you're swoop, but better

Toad: you think he's meta like toadette but not really

Shy Guy: you just wanna pick a simple character, or you have amazing character taste

Stingby: Mario 3d world fan

Koopa Troopa: you wish the freerunning koopa was a costume

Lakitu: this person doesn't exist

Cheep Cheep: hehe funny fish in Mario kart

Peach: youre a young girl on plushbuggy or you just like the costumes

Daisy: you have great character taste, or you're a sweat at this game

Coin Coffer: this person doesn't exist

Yoshi: you're basic, or you use biker Yoshi in which good character taste

Monty Mole: ??? idk bro

Dolphin: you main dolphin dasher

Bowser Jr.: you're definitely a kid

Mario: you are beyond basic, unless you're dune rider

Rocky Wrench: you're a memer

Luigi: eh okay

Pokey: T A L L

Hammer Bro: cool ig

Penguin: you either watch TCNick3 or you know who Kevin is

Birdo: you think she should have the same stats as Yoshi but don't care

Snowman: you wish he was Mr Blizzard

Piranha Plant: this is your Petey replacement

Pauline: Mario Odyssey player

King Boo: you just wanna use the spooky ghost

Conkdor: T A L L, but even T A L L E R

Rosalina: Mario galaxy nerd

Cataquack: Mario sunshine fan

Wiggler: long boi

Wario: YOU PICK... WAAAAAAAAA-

Donkey Kong: you like the new design even though its worse

Cow: you for some reason still use her even after the hype

Chargin' Chuck: football player

Waluigi: you needed him in smash yesterday

Pianta: Mario sunshine fan but not as much as a memer

Bowser: knockout player, 5 years old, or you just wanna go fast without realizing he has like the worst handling I think

It took about 3-4 days but its finally here with some challenges for all skillsets

https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=228547

Bowser castle fo me🥳🥳🥳

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If you remember, I made a topic a while ago titled something like "What your favorite item says about you", and now I'm back to make What your favorite TRACK says about you (and this is subjective not trying to offend anyone)

and yes I said I would take a short break but I didn't mention that I would completely leave to make tracks, I'll go on here from time to time



SNES:

MC1: you've just started playing or you like to annoy people
DP1: you like donut plains but don't like when they're thin and have too many cuts
KB1: you like short tracks with water for some reason
CI1: you like bagging
VL1: you pick it to annoy people cus a lot of people cant drive this without running into offroad (or is that just me :/)
GV1: you like rainbow road but want less risk
MC2: you like bagging but not a lot
BC1: you're chill, nothing to say here
DP2: you love bagging
BC2: you just like the shortcuts
CI2: you REALLY love bagging
MC3: does this person even exist?
KB2: I can confidently say you don't exist
VL2: you either a certain guy who loves 200cc or you like to watch people fall over and over again
GV2: who likes this track?
DP3: there are 3 people who like this
GV3: you know its hard but don't care
MC4: you wish this got brought back
BC3: you wanna find the exact places to trick
RR: you just like to show off

GBA:

Peach Circuit: sure ig
Shy Guy Beach: you really REALLY love bagging
Riverside Park: bagger
Bowser Castle I: you just like it cus you can get all the tricks without falling
Mario Circuit: you do it backwards ig
Boo Lake: you somehow get the jumps perfectly
Cheese Land: you either bag it cus MK8DX or you dont
Bowser Castle II: you're cool ig nothing to say here
Luigi Circuit: you wanna have people play this long peice of shi-
Sky Garden: you are super chill
Cheep-Cheep Island: you either like the aesthetic or you are crazy and go for the cuts
Sunset Wilds: you wish it stayed true to the name
Snow Land: uh... uh... uhhhhhh...
Ribbon Road: S P E E D
Yoshi Desert: you bag every track in f*cking existe-
Bowser Castle III: you either like that its blue or you like doing the Wii cut
Lakeside Park: you get it confused with Riverside and think you like riverside but its lakeside
Broken Pier: you think youre crazy by doing the cut but its not that hard
Bowser Castle IV: why. just why.
Rainbow Road: you wish you could J U M P

DS:

Figure 8 Circuit: you either are just learning snaking or RDing or you are like me and bag for some reason
Yoshi Falls: you like short tracks
Cheep Cheep Beach: good. just good. this track is chill asf and you're the same
Luigi's Mansion: you like the Luigi's mansion series
Desert Hills: you are one of few people who like the track and I respect that
Delfino Square: you either like Mario sunshine or you're a Mario sunshine nerd
Waluigi Pinball: youre just here for the music
Shroom Ridge: this person does not exist
DK Pass: you like the NS2 version
Tick-Tock Clock: you think the song is a banger and I agree
Mario Circuit: you think this as f8c if it was good but the f8c fans disagree HARD
Airship Fortress: valid opinion moving on
Wario Stadium: you associate the song with this more for some reason
Peach Gardens: seriously like its good but its no ones favorite
Bowser's Castle: you like insane tech
Rainbow Road: do. not. start. with. me.




so yea uh tell me what your favorite track is and if I got it right tell me and if not sure this is subjective anyway

9/10
Don't u mean Master Chief?