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HOLY FUCK ONE OF THEM IS ACTUALLY A PEDOPHILE

Next episode coming today (sorry it's been longer than usual, those motherfuckers are still going on about Lemon being a catfish whore [she's not a catfish whore she's a nice person], they were being rude to my friends for supporting LGBTQ++ and even more atrocious stuff like that )

S3EP3

Last time on Super MKPC Galaxy The Uprising, everyone got themselves in danger! Nudge and Lemon are possessed by ghosts, Popplio's worst nightmares come true, IlluZhion has to fight his soulmate, Max is bleeding heavily...
Will this all stop?! Find out in today's episode of Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising!

*Max is dragged into a weird-looking room*
Lemon: So you had the courage to stand up and fight, fox. Who was that vampire kid anyway, your lover?
Max: Urrrrrggh... Lemon... He... Loves...
Nudge: Oh how unfortunate for you. You're unconscious.

Elsewhere...

Elija/IlluZhion: This trail seems to continue forever... Please be safe, you lot...
*The trail leads off into the next room*
Max: AAAAAAARRRRRGGGH!!!
Elija/IlluZhion: That was Max's voice! I must be close by...

At the amusement park...

Popplio: MAKE IT STOP!!!
Lely: I'm coming Popplio!
Krazey: HEY ROCKFACE! GETTA LOAD OF THIS!
*Krazey swings his hammer at the monster's eye, but it seems unaffected*
Krazey: Holy crap.

Back in the grave...

*Lemon smashes a crowbar across Max's face*
Lemon POV: What's going on right now? Am I possessed?
Lemon: Die, you unworthy scum!
Elija/IlluZhion: Leave him alone, you freaks!
Lemon, Max and Nudge POV: ILLUZHION! HELP ME!!!
Nudge: No way.
Lemon: In fact, lover boy, I'll give you a deal. Join us... or Max dies.
Elija/IlluZhion: Yeah sure, I'll join you freaks...
*Lemon hands Max back to IlluZhion*
Elija/IlluZhion: IN HELL!
*IlluZhion kicks Lemon across the face while stabbing Nudge in the leg*
Lemon: Nya~ Wait, what? Grrr... She's coming back to her senses...
*Lemon punches IlluZhion in the stomach, while Nudge scratches his face*
Max: LEAVE ILLUZHION ALONE!
*Max grabs a bottle of holy water, which disturbs IlluZhion*
Elija/IlluZhion: MAX WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Oh, I see...
Max: TASTE THIS, UNHOLY CRETINS!
*Max recites a sutra while throwing the holy water on Lemon and Nudge, which deters the ghosts*
Lemon: Hey, what happened?
Nudge: I'm soaking in holy water...

Meanwhile...

Lely: Holy BTS, nothing is working...
xrunner: Uhhh... guys I'm just going to get a weapon from the shuttle.
Popplio: STOP IT! I'VE PUKED 10 TIMES IN THE LAST MINUTE!
xrunner: Now to get to Dietsoda's fortress...
*The monster stops swinging the waterslide about, repairs everything and retreats*
Popplio: Urrrrrggh... Huh? Everything's the same... Where's xrunner?
Krazey: He went to the shuttle to get a weapon.
Popplio: Well there's not really any need to now... Unless it happens again...

How do you think I feel Max was almost killed and the love of my life is possessed by a ghost

S3EP2

Elija/IlluZhion: LEMON!
*Elija smells rotting flesh and blood*
Elija/IlluZhion POV: Stay focused... I know it smells tasty, but stay focused...
*THUD*
Max: H-huh?
*CLATTER*
Elija/IlluZhion: CEASE AND SHOW YOURSELF!
*A shadow sweeps out of nowhere, but vanishes after a few seconds*
Max: This is creepy...
*Lemon cackles softly*
Elija/IlluZhion: Was that... HOLY CRAP.
Max: What is-
*Lemon kicks Max in the stomach*
Max: AAAAAAAAGGGGH!!!
Elija/IlluZhion: Lemon?
*Lemon turns to IlluZhion, then cackles loudly*
Elija/IlluZhion POV: What's gotten into you, Lemon?! Why are you attacking me and Max?
*Lemon kicks at IlluZhion, who nimbly dodges just in time*

Meanwhile, at the amusement park...

Lely: HOLY FUCKING LORD...
*A low growl sounds from a crack in the pool*
Popplio: LET ME GO, YOU FREAKISH BRUTE!
*The monster swings the waterslide around like a baton*
Popplio: I think I'm gonna- RETCH...
*Popplio pukes in the waterslide*

Back in the grave...

*IlluZhion hangs on the ceiling*
Elija/IlluZhion POV: Holy ghost of Iblis, is Lemon possessed? Why is she lashing out like this?
Max: Urrrrrggh...
*Nudge walks in and slaps Max across the face*
Max: Wh-what's gotten into you guys...?
*Max gets dragged into the darkness, leaving a trail of blood behind*
Elija/IlluZhion: MAX! LEMON! NUDGE!
*IlluZhion jumps off the ceiling and walks towards the trail of blood*
Elija/IlluZhion: Whatever it is that's happened to Lemon and Nudge, I sure hope they're ok... Same with Max...
*IlluZhion dips his clawlike finger into the blood, tastes it and recoils in disgust*
Elija/IlluZhion: Ewww, it's so bitter... must be that slap Nudge gave him...
*IlluZhion follows the trail of blood into the darkness*

I'm psychic...
No but in all honesty it's just for the plot

S3EP1

With the plan decided upon, The Resistance made their way towards Dietsoda's fortress. But what will they find? Will any of them return alive? Find out in today's episode of Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising!

Elija/IlluZhion: TURN RIGHT, TURN RIGHT!!!
Nudge: For Chihiro's sake I am!
Max: We're never gonna make it if you two don't stop bickering. Let me fly the spaceship.
*Max's flying makes Lemon and Lely throw up*
Elija/IlluZhion: HOLY GHOST OF SATAN MAX, STOP TURNING SO HARSHLY!

After what seemed like an entire day of arguing and throwing up, they finally made it to Dietsoda's lair.

Lemon: Finally we're here...
Max: We can't give up now...
Nudge: Let's do this guys...
Elija/IlluZhion: For better or worse.

They made their way to their allocated locations. At the graveyard...

Lemon: Surely there's gotta be some way through here... I'm kinda spooked out...
*Lemon wanders around in fear. Her leg catches a hidden lever. She falls down one of the graves*
Lemon: AAAAAAARRRRRGGGH!!!
Elija/IlluZhion: That was Lemon's voice!
*Nudge also catches himself on a hidden lever and goes plummeting down a grave*
Max: Now Nudge has gone missing too!
Elija/IlluZhion: Search the area. I can't afford to lose Lemon like this...

At the amusement park...

Popplio: WOOHOO! WATERSLIDE!
*Popplio continuously plays in the waterslides for 1 and a half hours*
xrunner: Seriously? We can't afford to muck around, Popplio.
Popplio: But I'm having so much- AAAAAAARRRRRGGGH!!!
*The waterslide snaps in half, with Popplio still inside*
Krazey: POPPLIO!

In the graves...

Lemon: My head hurts...
*Lemon hears an eerie cackle*
Lemon: Holy shit, was that a ghost just then...?
*Something enters Lemon's body*
Lemon: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! MY BODY FEELS WEIRD!
*After a few seconds, Lemon drops on the floor, possessed by a ghost*

Back at the graveyard...

*IlluZhion and Max hear Lemon screaming from below*
Max: WHAT IN GOD'S NAME WAS THAT?!
Elija/IlluZhion: It sounded like Lemon... Hey wait! One of the graves is open! Let's go!

S2EP9 (FINAL EPISODE OF S2 - sorry it's shorter than usual)

Last time on Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising, Dietsoda hijacked The Resistance's technology, screening a television broadcast where Kris and Dark are captured! Will everyone be ok? Will Kris and Dark make it out alive? More importantly, will they be able to stop Dietsoda? Find out in today's episode of Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising!

Nudge: That harbinger of chaos.
*IlluZhion hugs Lemon, Nudge picks up the revolver again*
Lely: Holy Jimin, that's harsh. Kidnapping Dark AND Kris? What is wrong with people nowadays?
*Lemon starts crying, IlluZhion kisses her on the forehead. IlluZhion sheds a silent tear*
Elija/IlluZhion: They kidnapped my friends. They made my love cry. They are gonna pay.
*Everyone's stomach groans*
Max: Let's hope this is just hunger and not paranoia... Either way, let's get breakfast.

After eating breakfast...

xrunner: So remind us of the plan again, Nudge.
Nudge: We don't know where the fortress is. When we find it, me, Max, IlluZhion and Lemon are gonna search the graveyard. Popplio, xrunner, Krazey and Lely, you guys search the amusement park.
Popplio: WOOHOO! WATERSLIDES!!!
Elija/IlluZhion: Popplio, remain focused. Only search the waterslides if you detect any suspicious activity.
*Popplio grumbles*
Popplio: Fine.
Lemon: This'll be scary, but let's roll.

Actually you survived
Look at the next episode

S2EP8

Last time on Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising, all hell broke loose. Dietsoda managed to kill of a lot of people for no apparent reason, but the remaining people formed The Resistance. Will they be triumphant over this new evil? Find out in today's episode of Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising!

Lely: Holy shit, that was brutal...
Elija/IlluZhion: We can't afford to dance the same dance again...
Nudge: Can't these weirdos just die for once?
xrunner: SORRY WE'RE LATE!
Lemon: xrunner? Popplio? Krazey? Aren't you guys dead?
Krazey: It's a long story...
xrunner: We didn't actually die.
Max: But I saw Krazey get killed by the bomb!
Popplio: Oh yeah, about that, we swapped Krazey for a crash test dummy at the last minute. We needed some time to think of ways to take down this new evil.
Lemon: So what happened to the others?
xrunner: Unfortunately the others are actually dead... We did save Chilli as well as Krazey but Dietsoda later killed him along with the others...
*Nudge grabs a revolver*
Nudge: They are SO dead.
Elija/IlluZhion: Calm down Nudge, at least these guys are safe.
Lemon: IlluZhion's right Nudge, right now violence can't do anything. Dietsoda's far too strong for us to handle. Anyway it's getting dark, we'll talk again in the morning.

In the night...

Lemon: IlluZhion, I'm scared... What if I'm next?
*IlluZhion gently strokes Lemon's hair*
Elija/IlluZhion: They won't do anything to you as long as I'm alive.
Lemon: You don't think?
*IlluZhion kisses Lemon on the cheek*
Elija/IlluZhion: It's not what I think, it's what I know, so don't panic and get some rest.
*Lemon sheds a tear*
Lemon: Th-thank you IlluZhion...

In the morning...

Nudge: So everyone's familiar with the plan by now, yes? Good.
Lely: This is real scary... But I'll try my best!
Max: We can't afford to slip up now. For all we know, Dietsoda could be watching us-
*Televisions switch on automatically*
Dietsoda (on TV): Ha! All together are we? How sweet.
Lely: LEAVE US ALONE, YOU MASS MURDERER!
*Lemon hyperventilates, IlluZhion hugs her to calm her down*
Nudge: You wanna play games? Well playtime's over for you, you rotten gremlin!
*Nudge picks up the revolver. Max signals for him to put it down*
Dietsoda: Are you asking for more?
*The camera pans to Kris and Dark, who are being held hostage*
Elija/IlluZhion: YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE!
*The camera pans back to Dietsoda*
Dietsoda: You want your friends back? Come to my fortress and we'll settle this like REAL PEOPLE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*The televisions switch off automatically*

You're already dead lmao
By the way you come back in Season 3
I just killed a bunch of people off because it's annoying to fit everything in at once

Holy crap
I won't be able to do much apart from go on the forums
Somehow my dog ate my computer

S2EP7 - PART 2

The Heroes: AAAAAAARRRRRGGGH!!!
Dietsoda: Playtime is over, mayflies...
Lely: Max, since neither of us may make it this far, I have to tell you something...
Max: Not a good time! Run!

Meanwhile...

Popplio: Holy- It sounds like chaos out there...
Lemon: IlluZhion, should we...
Elija/IlluZhion: Yes.
xrunner: Let's hope it's ok...
*Everyone grabs their weapons*
Dietsoda: Ah, how nice. More prey to hunt.

When they made it to the desert...

Dietsoda: You're too late. Your little friends will die.
Paratroopa: RUN!!!

Elsewhere...

Jey: I- I can't take this any longer...
*Jey hurls himself off a nearby cliff*
Ashton: JEY!!!
*Ashton runs to get help but falls into spikes at the same time as Popplio*
DarkDemon: D-Dietsoda... You don't wanna do this...
Dietsoda: I don't even know you, but I want you dead all the same.
*Dietsoda kicks Dark off a cliff and Dark gets impaled on one of the rocks*
Dietsoda: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? Your pathetic friends are next.

Back at the valley...

Lemon: Oh there's some food here. Nice for some evil demonic elf lord trying to kill us.
*IlluZhion, Lemon and Paratroopa eat the food, but it was poisoned, so Paratroopa died*
Lemon: Holy- it was poisoned...
Elija/IlluZhion: We shall avenge you Paratroopa. But for now, we have to go.
*Lemon, xrunner, Nudge and Kris nod mournfully*
Nudge: We can't risk all of us dying. Let's take separate routes.
Elija/IlluZhion: Well I always agreed to go down with Lemon, so we're going together.
Nudge: I'll catch up to the other survivors. Stay safe.
xrunner: Guess I'm on my own then...
Dietsoda: How sad. Left alone.
xrunner: GET AWAY FROM ME! WHERE'S KRIS?!
Dietsoda: Oh he's safe... in my fortress. Now DIE.
*A portal opens through the floor and xrunner falls through it, killing him*

Everyone else survived, but for how long will they continue? Find out next time on Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising!

S2EP7 - PART 1

Last time on Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising, a bomb exploded in the desert! It's unclear if any of The Heroes survived, but right now an even greater threat lurks...

*Dust clears, Krazey and Chilli are lying on the sand*
Jey: K-Krazey? Chilli?
Max: It's no good, their pulse is gone...
Lely: HOLY CRAP WHO DID THIS?!
5072: If I had to place any bets, it's The Villains.
Max: Wait, where are BJ and Dietsoda?
Jey: BJ left ages ago. But what happened to Dietsoda?
5072: Holy fucking shit...
Ashton: Let's hope you're not thinking what I'm thinking...

Meanwhile...

Elija/IlluZhion: Lemon?
Lemon: Hey IlluZhion~
Elija/IlluZhion: Why am I in your room in the middle of the night? And why are you talking like that?
Lemon: I just wanna talk to you~
Elija/IlluZhion POV: Wait a second... Is she trying to flirt with me? It's the middle of the night, I'm in her room, she's talking like that...
Lemon: Don't be shy IlluZhion~ Kiss me~
Elija/IlluZhion: Ohhh my goodness... She's so hot...
*IlluZhion and Lemon kiss, IlluZhion accidentally bites her*

In the morning...

Lemon: AAAAAAARRRRRGGGH!!!
Elija/IlluZhion: You OK?
Lemon: WHY ARE THERE TWO BITE MARKS ON MY NECK?!
Elija/IlluZhion: Don't be scared, but last night I accidentally bit you...
Lemon: HOW?! WHY?!
Elija/IlluZhion: I'm a vampire, it's natural.
Lemon: S-so I'm turning into a v-vampire?
Elija/IlluZhion: Y-yeah... So do you wanna-
*Window smashes*
Nudge: I know you're trying to do all that mushy stuff, but you two better follow me!

In the cockpit...

Popplio: HOLY FUCK, NOT YOU FREAKS!
Lemon: Wait, what's going on? Where are Krazey and Chilli?
Max: YOU HEARTLESS MURDERERS! YOU KILLED THEM! THEY'RE DEAD!
Elija/IlluZhion: Wait, WHAT?! WE DIDN'T KILL THEM!
Lely: Mind explaining this?
*Lely hands IlluZhion the detonated bomb*
Elija/IlluZhion (under his breath): Dietsoda...
Jey: What?! I don't believe this bullshit!
Ashton: Well I guess it does kinda make sense... him and BJ left us ages ago...
Lely: You don't think...
Lemon: Let's hope not...
Max: Sorry you guys... Guess we'll just go...

Back in the desert...

Lely: HOLY. CRAP. NO.
Jey: What is it?
Lely: H-h-h-human... sk-skull...
Max: Holy-
*Dietsoda appears from nowhere*
Dietsoda: You guys better run before you die...

Actually there were various lines in this episode intended for other people lmao
By the way, the next episode is gonna get dark pretty quickly because

S2EP6

Last time on Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising, the Zyka, a malevolent alien race that desecrated the home of IlluZhion and Lemon, attacked The Villains' mothership! After a long and tiring battle to save Lemon, IlluZhion managed to kill the Zyka and protect his love. But the Zyka aren't the only ones trying to board the ship...

Elija/IlluZhion: Kris? How did you even manage to get here?
Kris: I have no clue, but I think I was sucked into some black hole.
Nudge: Just like us...
Lemon: Well either way, we need all the help we can get.
Kris: Wait, only you guys made it? What about Lely, Max, Chilli, Krazey-
Elija/IlluZhion: We don't talk about them...
Lemon: They betrayed us after Dimentio and Bowser attacked us and stole the Power Stars from us. It's not like they didn't try helping though, but they were too lazy to help us so we sent them away.
Paratroopa: Well that was their choice.
xrunner: Yeah, it's not like we forced them to go or anything.
Lemon: Let's not dwell on that for now. You guys must be knackered. Let's get some sleep. We can talk in the morning.

Meanwhile...

Dietsoda: Such unsuspecting morons.
Max: WHOA, WHAT IS THAT?!
Lely: HOLY SHIT, IT'S A BOMB!!!
Chilli: AAAAAAAAGGGGH!!! WE'RE DOOMED!!!
Krazey: Let's just back off and take cover!
*Bomb explodes*
Dietsoda: Hahahaha. They didn't suspect a thing.

The next episode of this fanfic is coming today (if I don't have anything else to do lmao)

S2EP5

Nudge: Wait, you know these guys?!
Elija: Yes. They're the Zyka, an evil race who destroyed the home galaxy of me and Lemon.
Popplio: OK WHAT THE FUCK
Zyka Chief: ...su nioJ...nohiZullI
Elija: No way. I refuse.
Zyka Chief: !!!HGGGRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRG
Nudge: Wait, you can understand these... things?!
Elija: Yes... but now's not a good time to talk! LOOK OUT!!
Nudge, Popplio, Paratroopa and xrunner: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
Zyka Chief: !!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWM !!!NRUB
Elija: HAND MY GIRL OVER RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!
Zyka Chief: !!!LLEH ni ...reh nioj nehT
Elija: LAY YOUR HANDS OFF HER!!
Lemon: I-IlluZhion... H-help me... I'm losing... my... breath...
Elija/IlluZhion: LEMON!!!
*IlluZhion slashes at the Chief, who just splits in half but regenerates*
Zyka Chief: .em llik tonnac uoY .eripmav hsilooF
Elija/IlluZhion: BUT I CAN.
*IlluZhion slashes at the Chief's heart*
Zyka Chief: !!!HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
Lemon: Gah...
Elija/IlluZhion: Lemon! I'm so glad you're alive...
Lemon: ILLUZHION! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! THANK YOU!!!
Elija/IlluZhion: I... I love you too...
???: Need a hand, you guys?
The Villains: Kris?

By the way, I'm gonna release the next episode today as well because I probably can't next week.