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Who is your favorite kong character.
On 2023-11-08 at 19:39:02
FUNKY KOOOOOOONNG!!!!! OOOOOOOHHHHHHLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEEEEEYYYY!!!!
Tbh I like Colonel Pluck, he was a pretty hard boss in DKCR and his music was a banger (Rare when are you gonna make a Burger King boss) and I like Mangoruby too her design's pretty cute, she's a cute little lotus snake 🥰 (I'm not an ophidiophile don't worry [ophidiophilia is when you have a sexual attraction towards snakes 💀💀💀])
(Hot take but I don't like the designs of the Kongs much, but if I had to choose my favorite Kong it'd have to be Dixie because she reminds me so much of Shantae [best female protagonist in a Metroidvania fight me])
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Who’s your favorite character in anything Nintendo!
Ashton should get Banned.
On 2023-12-07 at 17:07:10
Lely is right. Words don't change people. Gunshots, however...
I must compliment the radicality and the efficacity of this solution. Smart of you to come up with this idea ! Very clever. A+.
YO, I got a A+
This means that I should come up with ideas like this more often, right, Mr. Teacher?
Exactly, dear student ! Your mind is among the greatest and shall be recognized at its fair value.
Good boy !
Hol up what the hell did you say?
Yes I know too much especially at 3:AM
What are you two on 💀 I don't even know what the fuck a Wattpad is (and I think that's a good thing 💀💀💀)
What's a Wattpad?
Just searched it up and I don't think you wanna know (the app itself is fairly normal like GL or c.ai but people use it for ahem other purposes...)
On 2023-12-07 at 04:48:09
Lely is right. Words don't change people. Gunshots, however...
I must compliment the radicality and the efficacity of this solution. Smart of you to come up with this idea ! Very clever. A+.
YO, I got a A+
This means that I should come up with ideas like this more often, right, Mr. Teacher?
Exactly, dear student ! Your mind is among the greatest and shall be recognized at its fair value.
Good boy !
Hol up what the hell did you say?
Yes I know too much especially at 3:AM
What are you two on 💀 I don't even know what the fuck a Wattpad is (and I think that's a good thing 💀💀💀)
est-ce que Mariokart 9 sort cette année
On 2023-12-07 at 05:23:51
I refuse to see Tour as MK9. That game is SO bad and not worthy to be mainline.
Counterpoint: SMK is incredibly bad as well and still very clearly the first game. Super Circuit is incredibly bad and clearly 3rd.
Anyway, we only have a year until the next game comes out to settle this. See you all at E3
Counterpoint :
- SMK and MKSC had permanent tracks, and a clear roster, which is the case for every other MK game (DLC excluded). What I mean is that those games are quite bad but still, they follow a formula that every mainline follows, and Tour doesn't.
+ Tour doesn't even feel like a mainline.
It is mainline, it's just a live service entry.
Let's Go & Legends Arceus are still mainline Pokemon games, even though they're really different.
Going by that logic you're technically saying that Hisui is Gen 9 and Paldea is Gen 10, among many Pokémon fans that simply isn't the case, therefore I too refuse to see Tour as MK9. Just cause it's mainline doesn't mean that automatically makes it the next full entry in a series. (Sorry my English is kinda bad (tired dehydrated Mongolian moment))
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[FANFIC] Zombie Survival
On 2023-02-02 at 08:17:08
After a long night of partying and getting drunk, Fiery and co. decide to escape the city after 1 day of sleep deprivation.
Lemon: I’m strooooooooooonggg as an oooniiiiiiiii…
IlluZhion: Remiiiiiiiiiinds me of the tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime I plaaaaaaaayed Touuuuuuhouuuuu Proooooject and I had to fiiiiiiight Suiiiiiiikaaaaaaaaaaa…
Lemon: Ah, screeeew thaaaaaaat, let’s-
*Kissing*
Fiery: Bruh… What the fuck?
Cringeh: dhdshjhkjhwefhuefnsfhsfshfksak
???: Mind if you shut your mouth, bitch?
osc: Innit man this guy keeps on blabbering about what he did for his maths homework like my guy shut your mouth for 1 second
Fiery: oh crap why’s ralsei here man NAWWWWWW
Ralsei: Cry about it bitch
Fiery: I will turn your skin into a coat. Anyways, we really need to escape this place, our heads are on the line.
IlluZhion: Iiiiiiii’mma caaaaaaarryyyyyy Leeeeeeeeemoooooon, she’s toooooo druuuuuuuuuunk to go alooooooooone…
xrunner: Ain’t no way man, you’re also drunk as hell…
Ralsei: Honestly bro, these two are seriously weird…
IlluZhion: Noooooooooooooo weeeeeeeee’re noooooooot…
Fiery: Dude, you literally gave your own girlfriend 5 gallons of sake… Hey, stop tampering with my voice lines!
IlluZhion: Hahahahahahahahahaha, no waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan…
osc: are you having a stroke
Cringeh: AAAAAAAAAA
Zombies: We’ll be taking him.
Lemon: Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww- what?! WHO?! NO-ONE DID A THING!
Fiery: Oh good riddance, he’s a party pooper. Nobody cares about him that much anyway, just a nerd.
Popplio: At least he’s not a dog
Fiery: Kind of wish he was, then he wouldn’t be able to speak so much.
xrunner: Hey while you guys were chatting I got the secret Green Hill Zone level
IlluZhion: NOBODY CARES, CRINGEH COULD DIE!!! But to be fair, I did kind of hate him…
Lemon: Wait, was I drunk?! WHY AM I HALF-
osc: Put your hand up if you cared about him. See, nobody except you two care.
Fiery: you don’t have hands…
osc: that’s still a no for caring about him
IlluZhion: I didn’t even give two shits… So long as my Lemon is safe, I just acted like I cared lol
Fiery: what about Shifu and Hiku who are just standing at the door right there…
Lemon: WHO THE HELL ARE THEY?!
IlluZhion: One second, I need to talk to them…
Fiery: Sayonara, plot armor…STOP MESSING WITH MY VOICE LINES
osc: and you’re having another stroke…
IlluZhion: Just shut up Fiery, I need to chat with ‘em…
Hiku-chan: Hey IlluZhion-san~
Lemon: WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO MY ILLUZHION LIKE THAT?!
Shifu: Oh, you don’t know? Uh, move along, cat girl, he’s my husband…
Lemon: WWWWWWWWWWWWW- WHAT?!
Fiery: ah crap lol more conflict…i swear man i’m going to commit manslaughter
osc: STOP HAVING A STROKE, JESUS CHRIST!
Lemon: HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT TO SEDUCE MY ILLUZHION!!!
Hiku-chan: You sure you wanna fight me, feline?!
*Hiku-chan’s lost eye glows*
Lemon: WHAT THE HELL?! YOU ONLY HAVE ONE EYE!!!
Hiku-chan: And I have a power that bests your own. Leave my husband alone.
Lemon: Grrrrrrrrr…
Shifu: YOUR HUSBAND?! HE LOVES ME MORE!!!
Lemon: BOTH OF YOU ARE WRONG!!! HE LOVES ME THE MOST!!!
IlluZhion: Oh boy, more conflict…
Cosmo: Well at least try to stop your wives from fighting, dude…
Popplio: Why does polygamy always end this way…?
Ralsei: HUH?!
Popplio: Oh nevermind...
Ralsei: EXACTLY BITCH!!!
Fiery: Pssst guys, let’s just go without them, they will never stop at this pace.
Lemon: Fine, we’re going…
Hiku-chan: Keep your hands off him, both of you…
Shifu and Lemon: …
Fiery: So we going now? After 8 million years? Good, let’s go.
Back at home…
*VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Hiku-chan: A power outage? What the hell is going on here?!
IlluZhion: Let’s go check the power…
Lemon: I’m going with you…
Fiery: Why are we checking the power instead of finding a way out of this labyrinth of buildings?
xrunner: Well IlluZhion’s plan does sound better, in all fairness…
Shifu: Why don’t we all go?
In the basement…
Hiku-chan: This place gives me trauma from somewhere…
Shifu: Don’t think about that…
Lemon: Well I’m going with IlluZhion, you simps better find someone else to leech onto…
Fiery: I’m not going inside here.
Nudge: Cry about it, we’re all going in.
Fiery: you know what i dont care about your opinion on it i’m not going inside i’m running away and probably encountering the zombies but i dont give a crap since its better than staying with you barnacles!
IlluZhion: Let’s just go…
Fiery: Jeez, you don’t have to be this stoic… OK FINE I’M GOING… I want to kill myself right now…
osc: Dude, it’s just a prank… Calm down…
Fiery: I mean going in this dark place. Did I ever tell you I had a fear of the dark? That’s why I had this lighter.
Dark: Am I a joke to you?
Fiery: yes in fact you are all you do in this story is be a fortnite fanboy go catch a victory royale or some shit
IlluZhion: Stop arguing, the lot of you… Let’s go…
Fiery: holy crap i’ve turned into what i want to destroy most…I HATE YOU SCRIPT WRITER! (i mean myself)
At the branching paths…
Hiku-chan: What the hell? How big is this place?
osc: By the looks of it, it’s so big you could make this place into a bunker…
Shifu: Better than the one me and Hiku were stuck in for hours… Wait, come to think of it that’s when we fell for IlluZhion…
IlluZhion: Let’s split into groups… Me, Hiku-chan, Shifu, Lemon and Fiery are going one way…
Nudge: Obviously you go with all the girls…
osc: Well Fiery’s a dude…
Nudge: I’m not blind…
IlluZhion: Nudge, osc and the others go the other way…
xrunner: I’mma go my own way… I can noclip my way in…
Fiery: No thank you…*runs out the door*
IlluZhion: Ok, both of you can go your way…
Lemon: Let’s get going then…
Hiku-chan: Don’t this remind you of somethin’? Like…
IlluZhion: The Catacombs? Nah, not really.
Shifu: Well of course, you ARE a vampire…
Lemon: Wait I just noticed something… You two aren’t vampires… You sure you’re married to IlluZhion?
Hiku-chan: Well the thing is… Both me and Shifu are phantoms…
Lemon: Uhhh…
Fiery in a muffled voice: Can you guys go on instead of having this chit chat?
Hiku-chan: Gah, fine…
Lemon: Welp, lookee here…
Hiku-chan: How on earth are we gonna get up THERE?!
Lemon: That’s the thing, me and IlluZhion are gonna go up there. You guys just look about below, ok?
Fiery in a muffled voice: How about you guys actually go back instead of having this shit?
IlluZhion: No goddamn way. This is my- correction, OUR city. We ain’t leavin’ till the very end…
Fiery in a muffled voice: Well, okay, see ya.
Shifu: What a coward…
Fiery: HEARD THAT! FINE IF YOU WANT ME DOWN THERE THEN FINE YOU PIECES OF SHIT.
Shifu: No, coward, you go cry about it…
Fiery: OK THAT’S IT…
*Fiery just runs off shouting “FUCK YOU DIPSHITS”*
Hiku-chan: What?
Lemon: Like we can’t hear that…
IlluZhion: Lemon, let’s just get going…
Lemon: Okie~
Meanwhile…
Nudge: Urrrgggh, just thinking about this place makes me irk…
Popplio: At least there aren’t any dogs h-
*WOOF WOOF*
Popplio: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!
Nudge: Oops, sorry, just my MP3 player sound effect 😛
Popplio: WHAT?!
osc: Stop it, both of you. Let’s get going…
K: I agree, we can’t afford to lose anyone else, like what happened with Cringeh…
Cosmo: Oh, like anyone cares about him! Let’s just move on…
Elsewhere…
xrunner: Whew, I’m almost there…
*BRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNSSSS…*
xrunner: Fuck that, I’m go-
*He can’t noclip through the terrain*
xrunner: Ah bollocks…
Cringeh?: Urrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhh…
xrunner: WHAT THE FUCK?! CRINGEH?!
Huge Zombie: Reveeeeeeeeennnnnnnnggggggge… Geeeeeeettt reveeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnggggggge…
xrunner: Fuck this shit, I’m running away…
*One of the zombies bites xrunner*
xrunner: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Also elsewhere…
Fiery: Man I actually feel kind of bad…
*Clanking noises*
Nudge: WHAT?! DON’T TELL ME THE ZOMBIES FOUND US AS WELL!
*Ceiling burns away*
Fiery: WOAAAAHH! Dang it, should have known that this city was still in construction.
Dark: What the fuck are you doing here, Fiery? I thought you chickened out…
Fiery: I thought you were getting one of those bitch Victory Royales…
Dark: THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?!
Fiery: It’s not chicken to do something that is reasonable. But I guess I interrupted you having a victory royale, so yay.
Dark: Oh you are going to-
osc: Listen its not worth it
Back with IlluZhion…
Lemon: This is kinda cute… You, me, this complete darkness…
IlluZhion: Heh, ya think so?
Lemon: Just c’mere and-
*Kissing*
Hiku-chan: What the fuck? Are they kissing AGAIN?!
Shifu: Sounds like it… Let’s go, Hiku…
IlluZhion: Oh my gosh, you’re so-
*Kissing continues*
Script writer: Ok, can you actually stop?
IlluZhion: NO!
*Kissing*
Script writer: Honestly…
Shifu: Didn’t the script writer literally just tell them to stop? Ok, let’s roll…
xrunner?: BRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSS…
Hiku-chan: Lol, we can’t even get bitten…
Shifu: Oh yeah, this armor…
*They just walk through like nothing happened*
You got catfished. That implicates Shifu and Hiku not existing, being like the "incels" we talked about for so long. That implicates they could be a 63 year old man that actually framed all of us. And you still kissed them? Ew. I find that episode to be overly cringeh (welcome back !), I'm sorry but it was actually hard to read it, impossible to keep a straight face. I understand what you wanted to do, but nah, the execution was poor.
First off it's not even confirmed that Lemon likes you back. So basically you're writing fanfic episodes where you kiss someone that basically does not like you back. Imagine if I had a crush on Jey. I would not write episodes where we kiss, since he does not like me back ? That's so weird... Basically throughout the episode she's so protective of you and kisses you every 2 seconds... but in real life she may just see you as a friend ? Or maybe be irked at you ? You're always telling me "she got shy". She just didn't respond to those texts. Maybe she's disgusted by them, but as the polite person she is, she just avoid the discussion.
So maybe Lemon is irked at you and you're still kissing throughout the episode.
That brings us to the character of Lemon as a whole. I find her to be so fake and unrealistic every time YOU are writing. You're always making Lemon so protective over you, saying she loves you, clearly having a crush over you, being brutal for you, a badass girl and an edgelord... in real life she's a polite girl who speaks Japanese and responds to anything in the nicest way possible. It's like if one fanfic made my overall character a misogynistic person... it's not because it's what you would like the person to be, that you have to change the person. Enhancing some traits to make the character more interesting is okay, but at this point it is hardly Lemon.
That brings us to the very usage of Hiku and Shifu in this fanfic. They are non-existent. They are the incels all along. So why does Shifu says out of nowhere "he's my husband" ??? Bro you're talking about PDC_Cosmo, duragjamal, etc. Do you want to be their husband ? Ew. No. Even if it's all fictional, seeing it as someone who knows the story is disturbing. And it's cringe. Marriage implicated in a fanfic that is addressed towards young kids ? I was 9 when I entered this, if I saw that at 9...
I'm sorry, it's just too mushy. Sometimes it's incredible how the theming of the zombies has became secondary. Like... Cringeh's getting kidnapped? OK, you all hate him, but the little amount of emphasis put about it is incredibly low. You focus more on kissing Lemon and in the annoying love square track between Hiku, Shifu, Lemon and you. It is the primary element of this episode. Cringeh has been kidnapped and nobody cares. Everything that matters is lovey lovey lovey dovey dovey dovey...
I'm sorry. It's just too cringe to my taste.
Dude, the guy literally just confessed to killing both of them...
And as for Lemon... I still have no idea why I just make her like this... I agree, it's unrealistic
On 2023-01-31 at 04:41:34
EP4 PART 1 - The Power Outage
After a long night of partying and getting drunk, Fiery and co. decide to escape the city after 1 day of sleep deprivation.
Lemon: I’m strooooooooooonggg as an oooniiiiiiiii…
IlluZhion: Remiiiiiiiiiinds me of the tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime I plaaaaaaaayed Touuuuuuhouuuuu Proooooject and I had to fiiiiiiight Suiiiiiiikaaaaaaaaaaa…
Lemon: Ah, screeeew thaaaaaaat, let’s-
*Kissing*
Fiery: Bruh… What the fuck?
Cringeh: dhdshjhkjhwefhuefnsfhsfshfksak
???: Mind if you shut your mouth, bitch?
osc: Innit man this guy keeps on blabbering about what he did for his maths homework like my guy shut your mouth for 1 second
Fiery: oh crap why’s ralsei here man NAWWWWWW
Ralsei: Cry about it bitch
Fiery: I will turn your skin into a coat. Anyways, we really need to escape this place, our heads are on the line.
IlluZhion: Iiiiiiii’mma caaaaaaarryyyyyy Leeeeeeeeemoooooon, she’s toooooo druuuuuuuuuunk to go alooooooooone…
xrunner: Ain’t no way man, you’re also drunk as hell…
Ralsei: Honestly bro, these two are seriously weird…
IlluZhion: Noooooooooooooo weeeeeeeee’re noooooooot…
Fiery: Dude, you literally gave your own girlfriend 5 gallons of sake… Hey, stop tampering with my voice lines!
IlluZhion: Hahahahahahahahahaha, no waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan…
osc: are you having a stroke
Cringeh: AAAAAAAAAA
Zombies: We’ll be taking him.
Lemon: Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww- what?! WHO?! NO-ONE DID A THING!
Fiery: Oh good riddance, he’s a party pooper. Nobody cares about him that much anyway, just a nerd.
Popplio: At least he’s not a dog
Fiery: Kind of wish he was, then he wouldn’t be able to speak so much.
xrunner: Hey while you guys were chatting I got the secret Green Hill Zone level
IlluZhion: NOBODY CARES, CRINGEH COULD DIE!!! But to be fair, I did kind of hate him…
Lemon: Wait, was I drunk?! WHY AM I HALF-
osc: Put your hand up if you cared about him. See, nobody except you two care.
Fiery: you don’t have hands…
osc: that’s still a no for caring about him
IlluZhion: I didn’t even give two shits… So long as my Lemon is safe, I just acted like I cared lol
Fiery: what about Shifu and Hiku who are just standing at the door right there…
Lemon: WHO THE HELL ARE THEY?!
IlluZhion: One second, I need to talk to them…
Fiery: Sayonara, plot armor…STOP MESSING WITH MY VOICE LINES
osc: and you’re having another stroke…
IlluZhion: Just shut up Fiery, I need to chat with ‘em…
Hiku-chan: Hey IlluZhion-san~
Lemon: WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO MY ILLUZHION LIKE THAT?!
Shifu: Oh, you don’t know? Uh, move along, cat girl, he’s my husband…
Lemon: WWWWWWWWWWWWW- WHAT?!
Fiery: ah crap lol more conflict…i swear man i’m going to commit manslaughter
osc: STOP HAVING A STROKE, JESUS CHRIST!
Lemon: HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT TO SEDUCE MY ILLUZHION!!!
Hiku-chan: You sure you wanna fight me, feline?!
*Hiku-chan’s lost eye glows*
Lemon: WHAT THE HELL?! YOU ONLY HAVE ONE EYE!!!
Hiku-chan: And I have a power that bests your own. Leave my husband alone.
Lemon: Grrrrrrrrr…
Shifu: YOUR HUSBAND?! HE LOVES ME MORE!!!
Lemon: BOTH OF YOU ARE WRONG!!! HE LOVES ME THE MOST!!!
IlluZhion: Oh boy, more conflict…
Cosmo: Well at least try to stop your wives from fighting, dude…
Popplio: Why does polygamy always end this way…?
Ralsei: HUH?!
Popplio: Oh nevermind...
Ralsei: EXACTLY BITCH!!!
Fiery: Pssst guys, let’s just go without them, they will never stop at this pace.
Lemon: Fine, we’re going…
Hiku-chan: Keep your hands off him, both of you…
Shifu and Lemon: …
Fiery: So we going now? After 8 million years? Good, let’s go.
Back at home…
*VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Hiku-chan: A power outage? What the hell is going on here?!
IlluZhion: Let’s go check the power…
Lemon: I’m going with you…
Fiery: Why are we checking the power instead of finding a way out of this labyrinth of buildings?
xrunner: Well IlluZhion’s plan does sound better, in all fairness…
Shifu: Why don’t we all go?
In the basement…
Hiku-chan: This place gives me trauma from somewhere…
Shifu: Don’t think about that…
Lemon: Well I’m going with IlluZhion, you simps better find someone else to leech onto…
Fiery: I’m not going inside here.
Nudge: Cry about it, we’re all going in.
Fiery: you know what i dont care about your opinion on it i’m not going inside i’m running away and probably encountering the zombies but i dont give a crap since its better than staying with you barnacles!
IlluZhion: Let’s just go…
Fiery: Jeez, you don’t have to be this stoic… OK FINE I’M GOING… I want to kill myself right now…
osc: Dude, it’s just a prank… Calm down…
Fiery: I mean going in this dark place. Did I ever tell you I had a fear of the dark? That’s why I had this lighter.
Dark: Am I a joke to you?
Fiery: yes in fact you are all you do in this story is be a fortnite fanboy go catch a victory royale or some shit
IlluZhion: Stop arguing, the lot of you… Let’s go…
Fiery: holy crap i’ve turned into what i want to destroy most…I HATE YOU SCRIPT WRITER! (i mean myself)
At the branching paths…
Hiku-chan: What the hell? How big is this place?
osc: By the looks of it, it’s so big you could make this place into a bunker…
Shifu: Better than the one me and Hiku were stuck in for hours… Wait, come to think of it that’s when we fell for IlluZhion…
IlluZhion: Let’s split into groups… Me, Hiku-chan, Shifu, Lemon and Fiery are going one way…
Nudge: Obviously you go with all the girls…
osc: Well Fiery’s a dude…
Nudge: I’m not blind…
IlluZhion: Nudge, osc and the others go the other way…
xrunner: I’mma go my own way… I can noclip my way in…
Fiery: No thank you…*runs out the door*
IlluZhion: Ok, both of you can go your way…
Lemon: Let’s get going then…
Hiku-chan: Don’t this remind you of somethin’? Like…
IlluZhion: The Catacombs? Nah, not really.
Shifu: Well of course, you ARE a vampire…
Lemon: Wait I just noticed something… You two aren’t vampires… You sure you’re married to IlluZhion?
Hiku-chan: Well the thing is… Both me and Shifu are phantoms…
Lemon: Uhhh…
Fiery in a muffled voice: Can you guys go on instead of having this chit chat?
Hiku-chan: Gah, fine…
Lemon: Welp, lookee here…
Hiku-chan: How on earth are we gonna get up THERE?!
Lemon: That’s the thing, me and IlluZhion are gonna go up there. You guys just look about below, ok?
Fiery in a muffled voice: How about you guys actually go back instead of having this shit?
IlluZhion: No goddamn way. This is my- correction, OUR city. We ain’t leavin’ till the very end…
Fiery in a muffled voice: Well, okay, see ya.
Shifu: What a coward…
Fiery: HEARD THAT! FINE IF YOU WANT ME DOWN THERE THEN FINE YOU PIECES OF SHIT.
Shifu: No, coward, you go cry about it…
Fiery: OK THAT’S IT…
*Fiery just runs off shouting “FUCK YOU DIPSHITS”*
Hiku-chan: What?
Lemon: Like we can’t hear that…
IlluZhion: Lemon, let’s just get going…
Lemon: Okie~
Meanwhile…
Nudge: Urrrgggh, just thinking about this place makes me irk…
Popplio: At least there aren’t any dogs h-
*WOOF WOOF*
Popplio: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!
Nudge: Oops, sorry, just my MP3 player sound effect 😛
Popplio: WHAT?!
osc: Stop it, both of you. Let’s get going…
K: I agree, we can’t afford to lose anyone else, like what happened with Cringeh…
Cosmo: Oh, like anyone cares about him! Let’s just move on…
Elsewhere…
xrunner: Whew, I’m almost there…
*BRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNSSSS…*
xrunner: Fuck that, I’m go-
*He can’t noclip through the terrain*
xrunner: Ah bollocks…
Cringeh?: Urrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhh…
xrunner: WHAT THE FUCK?! CRINGEH?!
Huge Zombie: Reveeeeeeeeennnnnnnnggggggge… Geeeeeeettt reveeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnggggggge…
xrunner: Fuck this shit, I’m running away…
*One of the zombies bites xrunner*
xrunner: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Also elsewhere…
Fiery: Man I actually feel kind of bad…
*Clanking noises*
Nudge: WHAT?! DON’T TELL ME THE ZOMBIES FOUND US AS WELL!
*Ceiling burns away*
Fiery: WOAAAAHH! Dang it, should have known that this city was still in construction.
Dark: What the fuck are you doing here, Fiery? I thought you chickened out…
Fiery: I thought you were getting one of those bitch Victory Royales…
Dark: THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?!
Fiery: It’s not chicken to do something that is reasonable. But I guess I interrupted you having a victory royale, so yay.
Dark: Oh you are going to-
osc: Listen its not worth it
Back with IlluZhion…
Lemon: This is kinda cute… You, me, this complete darkness…
IlluZhion: Heh, ya think so?
Lemon: Just c’mere and-
*Kissing*
Hiku-chan: What the fuck? Are they kissing AGAIN?!
Shifu: Sounds like it… Let’s go, Hiku…
IlluZhion: Oh my gosh, you’re so-
*Kissing continues*
Script writer: Ok, can you actually stop?
IlluZhion: NO!
*Kissing*
Script writer: Honestly…
Shifu: Didn’t the script writer literally just tell them to stop? Ok, let’s roll…
xrunner?: BRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSS…
Hiku-chan: Lol, we can’t even get bitten…
Shifu: Oh yeah, this armor…
*They just walk through like nothing happened*
After a long night of partying and getting drunk, Fiery and co. decide to escape the city after 1 day of sleep deprivation.
Lemon: I’m strooooooooooonggg as an oooniiiiiiiii…
IlluZhion: Remiiiiiiiiiinds me of the tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime I plaaaaaaaayed Touuuuuuhouuuuu Proooooject and I had to fiiiiiiight Suiiiiiiikaaaaaaaaaaa…
Lemon: Ah, screeeew thaaaaaaat, let’s-
*Kissing*
Fiery: Bruh… What the fuck?
Cringeh: dhdshjhkjhwefhuefnsfhsfshfksak
???: Mind if you shut your mouth, bitch?
osc: Innit man this guy keeps on blabbering about what he did for his maths homework like my guy shut your mouth for 1 second
Fiery: oh crap why’s ralsei here man NAWWWWWW
Ralsei: Cry about it bitch
Fiery: I will turn your skin into a coat. Anyways, we really need to escape this place, our heads are on the line.
IlluZhion: Iiiiiiii’mma caaaaaaarryyyyyy Leeeeeeeeemoooooon, she’s toooooo druuuuuuuuuunk to go alooooooooone…
xrunner: Ain’t no way man, you’re also drunk as hell…
Ralsei: Honestly bro, these two are seriously weird…
IlluZhion: Noooooooooooooo weeeeeeeee’re noooooooot…
Fiery: Dude, you literally gave your own girlfriend 5 gallons of sake… Hey, stop tampering with my voice lines!
IlluZhion: Hahahahahahahahahaha, no waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan…
osc: are you having a stroke
Cringeh: AAAAAAAAAA
Zombies: We’ll be taking him.
Lemon: Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww- what?! WHO?! NO-ONE DID A THING!
Fiery: Oh good riddance, he’s a party pooper. Nobody cares about him that much anyway, just a nerd.
Popplio: At least he’s not a dog
Fiery: Kind of wish he was, then he wouldn’t be able to speak so much.
xrunner: Hey while you guys were chatting I got the secret Green Hill Zone level
IlluZhion: NOBODY CARES, CRINGEH COULD DIE!!! But to be fair, I did kind of hate him…
Lemon: Wait, was I drunk?! WHY AM I HALF-
osc: Put your hand up if you cared about him. See, nobody except you two care.
Fiery: you don’t have hands…
osc: that’s still a no for caring about him
IlluZhion: I didn’t even give two shits… So long as my Lemon is safe, I just acted like I cared lol
Fiery: what about Shifu and Hiku who are just standing at the door right there…
Lemon: WHO THE HELL ARE THEY?!
IlluZhion: One second, I need to talk to them…
Fiery: Sayonara, plot armor…STOP MESSING WITH MY VOICE LINES
osc: and you’re having another stroke…
IlluZhion: Just shut up Fiery, I need to chat with ‘em…
Hiku-chan: Hey IlluZhion-san~
Lemon: WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO MY ILLUZHION LIKE THAT?!
Shifu: Oh, you don’t know? Uh, move along, cat girl, he’s my husband…
Lemon: WWWWWWWWWWWWW- WHAT?!
Fiery: ah crap lol more conflict…i swear man i’m going to commit manslaughter
osc: STOP HAVING A STROKE, JESUS CHRIST!
Lemon: HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT TO SEDUCE MY ILLUZHION!!!
Hiku-chan: You sure you wanna fight me, feline?!
*Hiku-chan’s lost eye glows*
Lemon: WHAT THE HELL?! YOU ONLY HAVE ONE EYE!!!
Hiku-chan: And I have a power that bests your own. Leave my husband alone.
Lemon: Grrrrrrrrr…
Shifu: YOUR HUSBAND?! HE LOVES ME MORE!!!
Lemon: BOTH OF YOU ARE WRONG!!! HE LOVES ME THE MOST!!!
IlluZhion: Oh boy, more conflict…
Cosmo: Well at least try to stop your wives from fighting, dude…
Popplio: Why does polygamy always end this way…?
Ralsei: HUH?!
Popplio: Oh nevermind...
Ralsei: EXACTLY BITCH!!!
Fiery: Pssst guys, let’s just go without them, they will never stop at this pace.
Lemon: Fine, we’re going…
Hiku-chan: Keep your hands off him, both of you…
Shifu and Lemon: …
Fiery: So we going now? After 8 million years? Good, let’s go.
Back at home…
*VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Hiku-chan: A power outage? What the hell is going on here?!
IlluZhion: Let’s go check the power…
Lemon: I’m going with you…
Fiery: Why are we checking the power instead of finding a way out of this labyrinth of buildings?
xrunner: Well IlluZhion’s plan does sound better, in all fairness…
Shifu: Why don’t we all go?
In the basement…
Hiku-chan: This place gives me trauma from somewhere…
Shifu: Don’t think about that…
Lemon: Well I’m going with IlluZhion, you simps better find someone else to leech onto…
Fiery: I’m not going inside here.
Nudge: Cry about it, we’re all going in.
Fiery: you know what i dont care about your opinion on it i’m not going inside i’m running away and probably encountering the zombies but i dont give a crap since its better than staying with you barnacles!
IlluZhion: Let’s just go…
Fiery: Jeez, you don’t have to be this stoic… OK FINE I’M GOING… I want to kill myself right now…
osc: Dude, it’s just a prank… Calm down…
Fiery: I mean going in this dark place. Did I ever tell you I had a fear of the dark? That’s why I had this lighter.
Dark: Am I a joke to you?
Fiery: yes in fact you are all you do in this story is be a fortnite fanboy go catch a victory royale or some shit
IlluZhion: Stop arguing, the lot of you… Let’s go…
Fiery: holy crap i’ve turned into what i want to destroy most…I HATE YOU SCRIPT WRITER! (i mean myself)
At the branching paths…
Hiku-chan: What the hell? How big is this place?
osc: By the looks of it, it’s so big you could make this place into a bunker…
Shifu: Better than the one me and Hiku were stuck in for hours… Wait, come to think of it that’s when we fell for IlluZhion…
IlluZhion: Let’s split into groups… Me, Hiku-chan, Shifu, Lemon and Fiery are going one way…
Nudge: Obviously you go with all the girls…
osc: Well Fiery’s a dude…
Nudge: I’m not blind…
IlluZhion: Nudge, osc and the others go the other way…
xrunner: I’mma go my own way… I can noclip my way in…
Fiery: No thank you…*runs out the door*
IlluZhion: Ok, both of you can go your way…
Lemon: Let’s get going then…
Hiku-chan: Don’t this remind you of somethin’? Like…
IlluZhion: The Catacombs? Nah, not really.
Shifu: Well of course, you ARE a vampire…
Lemon: Wait I just noticed something… You two aren’t vampires… You sure you’re married to IlluZhion?
Hiku-chan: Well the thing is… Both me and Shifu are phantoms…
Lemon: Uhhh…
Fiery in a muffled voice: Can you guys go on instead of having this chit chat?
Hiku-chan: Gah, fine…
Lemon: Welp, lookee here…
Hiku-chan: How on earth are we gonna get up THERE?!
Lemon: That’s the thing, me and IlluZhion are gonna go up there. You guys just look about below, ok?
Fiery in a muffled voice: How about you guys actually go back instead of having this shit?
IlluZhion: No goddamn way. This is my- correction, OUR city. We ain’t leavin’ till the very end…
Fiery in a muffled voice: Well, okay, see ya.
Shifu: What a coward…
Fiery: HEARD THAT! FINE IF YOU WANT ME DOWN THERE THEN FINE YOU PIECES OF SHIT.
Shifu: No, coward, you go cry about it…
Fiery: OK THAT’S IT…
*Fiery just runs off shouting “FUCK YOU DIPSHITS”*
Hiku-chan: What?
Lemon: Like we can’t hear that…
IlluZhion: Lemon, let’s just get going…
Lemon: Okie~
Meanwhile…
Nudge: Urrrgggh, just thinking about this place makes me irk…
Popplio: At least there aren’t any dogs h-
*WOOF WOOF*
Popplio: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!
Nudge: Oops, sorry, just my MP3 player sound effect 😛
Popplio: WHAT?!
osc: Stop it, both of you. Let’s get going…
K: I agree, we can’t afford to lose anyone else, like what happened with Cringeh…
Cosmo: Oh, like anyone cares about him! Let’s just move on…
Elsewhere…
xrunner: Whew, I’m almost there…
*BRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNSSSS…*
xrunner: Fuck that, I’m go-
*He can’t noclip through the terrain*
xrunner: Ah bollocks…
Cringeh?: Urrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhh…
xrunner: WHAT THE FUCK?! CRINGEH?!
Huge Zombie: Reveeeeeeeeennnnnnnnggggggge… Geeeeeeettt reveeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnggggggge…
xrunner: Fuck this shit, I’m running away…
*One of the zombies bites xrunner*
xrunner: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Also elsewhere…
Fiery: Man I actually feel kind of bad…
*Clanking noises*
Nudge: WHAT?! DON’T TELL ME THE ZOMBIES FOUND US AS WELL!
*Ceiling burns away*
Fiery: WOAAAAHH! Dang it, should have known that this city was still in construction.
Dark: What the fuck are you doing here, Fiery? I thought you chickened out…
Fiery: I thought you were getting one of those bitch Victory Royales…
Dark: THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?!
Fiery: It’s not chicken to do something that is reasonable. But I guess I interrupted you having a victory royale, so yay.
Dark: Oh you are going to-
osc: Listen its not worth it
Back with IlluZhion…
Lemon: This is kinda cute… You, me, this complete darkness…
IlluZhion: Heh, ya think so?
Lemon: Just c’mere and-
*Kissing*
Hiku-chan: What the fuck? Are they kissing AGAIN?!
Shifu: Sounds like it… Let’s go, Hiku…
IlluZhion: Oh my gosh, you’re so-
*Kissing continues*
Script writer: Ok, can you actually stop?
IlluZhion: NO!
*Kissing*
Script writer: Honestly…
Shifu: Didn’t the script writer literally just tell them to stop? Ok, let’s roll…
xrunner?: BRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSS…
Hiku-chan: Lol, we can’t even get bitten…
Shifu: Oh yeah, this armor…
*They just walk through like nothing happened*
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On 2023-01-24 at 19:23:51
Episode 4 coming in…hey when is this thing coming out
I don't know, I just have to find a way to add Hiku-chan and Shifu without them perishing in the same episode...
By the way do you guys have any ideas? I know I still want to have Illemon while having HikuZhion and Illshifu as well, but I can't find a way to bring the conflict between the three of them into the plot line lmao 😅
And I want a power cut and a city escape, so any ideas for that as well?
On 2023-01-20 at 19:27:39
Episode 3: A Dire Situation (thanks to @FieryToad for sharing the Google Doc)
So we pick things up with Fiery’s shop in a wreck
Fiery in head: why the f**k am i inside a game is this to keep me alive or some sh*t. Oh it is? sh*t why is it dark souls i have to play
With the zombies:
Toad: I refuse to eat mushroom pizza!
Zombies: Why?
Toad: It’s cannibalism!
Zombies: Aren’t you also half vampire?
Toad: Alright, you’re p*ssing me off right now.
Zombies: We don’t give a sh*t!
Toad: Okay, f**k you then!
Back at the shop:
Nudge: *calles osc* bro come over at fierys shop
Osc-omb: Can I get him on the phone?
Nudge: nah man he’s unconscious
Osc-omb: crap i’ll come *hangs up*
CRASH!
All: What the fire flower was that?!
???: Hey can I stay with you guys
IlluZhion: Can you introduce yourself, also why are you here?
Cosmo: Ah, my name is Cosmo. The galaxy was under attack by meteors.
*A wall breaks*
Nudge: Dammit Osc. Fiery didn’t have insurance for that.
Osc-omb: woops…
MisterCringeh: Doesn’t really matter about now,
Fiery: *wakes up* Oh finally I got through that darks soul sh*t to keep myself alive. Why are you all staring at me?
Jey: We thought you were in a coma! Thank goodness you’re okay!
Fiery: Why were you so scared? I have plot armor.
Dark: Sorry guys I was disracted getting a Victory Royale
Dietsoda: So you didn’t realise that Fiery was unconscious for 3 hours?
Fiery: Why did you even stay this long at my crumbling shop lmao
Dietsoda: shut the f**k up mayfly
Lemon: hi theres a group of zombies after me and they’re the ones that threatened to r-
IlluZhion: DIE YOU DUMBA**ES DIEEEEE! *bites them on the neck* Finally, a alternate universe where they can go to hell!
Noob: I think it would be best to move to another place.
Fiery: Especially after you guys stayed here with me for 3 hours!
They walk into the mist.
Fiery: Hey, who’s that?
Toad: Oh hey Fiery
Fiery: What are you doing out here?
Toad: those zombies kept trying to force me to eat mushroom pizza
osc-omb: Well that’s stupid. That’s like trying to feed someone a extra helping when they’re full.
Fiery: that’s not the issue dumba** it’s that Toad would be a cannibal if he ate it
Nudge: Let’s find a bar, I’m thirsty.
Fiery: What the f**k those zombies stole all the seats! And they have that big zombie with him, he’s gonna pay for making me play that dark souls crap. HEY DUMBASS!
huge zombie: what the f**k did you call me.
zombie: oh he’d make for a good mushroom pizza
Fiery: *lights himself on fire* Be careful, I’m spicy. *burns the zombie*
Huge zombie: Are wii gonna have a problem?
IlluZhion: You best switch up that attitude.
Nudge: You’re playing a dangerous gameboy.
xrunner: Don’t nintendo sixtyforce me to use this.
Dietsoda: Oh I’ll f**k you up, mayfly.
Fiery: This violence is nesarry
Dark: That pun was so sh*t
Fiery: shut the hell up you fortnite fanboy
Cosmo: *plays the Ocarina*
*Lumas come and fight*
Script writer: Hey sorry guys but I’m lazy and want to cut corners. Can I just get to the end of the battle?
All: NO!
Script writer: screw you im doing it anyway
Nudge: Well that was overly disappointing I was about to commit genocide on those zombies.
Fiery: Eh dont worry about it I’ll come out of his closet and punch him in the face so he doesnt do that again. Let’s just call it a day and drink at the bar, and you guys who don’t want to, I’ll just give you lot some rice and chicken plus water.
*At the bar*
IlluZhion: And oonetime I played the Song of Storms on myyyyy Ocarinaaaaa and soooooon after it was raining *drinks blood peacefully*
osc-omb: huh neat do you still have oneeee *while drinking alcohoil*
IlluZhion: Naaaaaah it brooooke when I accidentally droooped it. Man they’re so fragile it’s adorable…
Script writer: Whew, I’m hungry from that script. Better take a snack from the closet. *opens the closet*
Fiery: DONT EVER DO THAT ANTI CLIMATIC THING EVER AGAIN *punching him in the face*
So we pick things up with Fiery’s shop in a wreck
Fiery in head: why the f**k am i inside a game is this to keep me alive or some sh*t. Oh it is? sh*t why is it dark souls i have to play
With the zombies:
Toad: I refuse to eat mushroom pizza!
Zombies: Why?
Toad: It’s cannibalism!
Zombies: Aren’t you also half vampire?
Toad: Alright, you’re p*ssing me off right now.
Zombies: We don’t give a sh*t!
Toad: Okay, f**k you then!
Back at the shop:
Nudge: *calles osc* bro come over at fierys shop
Osc-omb: Can I get him on the phone?
Nudge: nah man he’s unconscious
Osc-omb: crap i’ll come *hangs up*
CRASH!
All: What the fire flower was that?!
???: Hey can I stay with you guys
IlluZhion: Can you introduce yourself, also why are you here?
Cosmo: Ah, my name is Cosmo. The galaxy was under attack by meteors.
*A wall breaks*
Nudge: Dammit Osc. Fiery didn’t have insurance for that.
Osc-omb: woops…
MisterCringeh: Doesn’t really matter about now,
Fiery: *wakes up* Oh finally I got through that darks soul sh*t to keep myself alive. Why are you all staring at me?
Jey: We thought you were in a coma! Thank goodness you’re okay!
Fiery: Why were you so scared? I have plot armor.
Dark: Sorry guys I was disracted getting a Victory Royale
Dietsoda: So you didn’t realise that Fiery was unconscious for 3 hours?
Fiery: Why did you even stay this long at my crumbling shop lmao
Dietsoda: shut the f**k up mayfly
Lemon: hi theres a group of zombies after me and they’re the ones that threatened to r-
IlluZhion: DIE YOU DUMBA**ES DIEEEEE! *bites them on the neck* Finally, a alternate universe where they can go to hell!
Noob: I think it would be best to move to another place.
Fiery: Especially after you guys stayed here with me for 3 hours!
They walk into the mist.
Fiery: Hey, who’s that?
Toad: Oh hey Fiery
Fiery: What are you doing out here?
Toad: those zombies kept trying to force me to eat mushroom pizza
osc-omb: Well that’s stupid. That’s like trying to feed someone a extra helping when they’re full.
Fiery: that’s not the issue dumba** it’s that Toad would be a cannibal if he ate it
Nudge: Let’s find a bar, I’m thirsty.
Fiery: What the f**k those zombies stole all the seats! And they have that big zombie with him, he’s gonna pay for making me play that dark souls crap. HEY DUMBASS!
huge zombie: what the f**k did you call me.
zombie: oh he’d make for a good mushroom pizza
Fiery: *lights himself on fire* Be careful, I’m spicy. *burns the zombie*
Huge zombie: Are wii gonna have a problem?
IlluZhion: You best switch up that attitude.
Nudge: You’re playing a dangerous gameboy.
xrunner: Don’t nintendo sixtyforce me to use this.
Dietsoda: Oh I’ll f**k you up, mayfly.
Fiery: This violence is nesarry
Dark: That pun was so sh*t
Fiery: shut the hell up you fortnite fanboy
Cosmo: *plays the Ocarina*
*Lumas come and fight*
Script writer: Hey sorry guys but I’m lazy and want to cut corners. Can I just get to the end of the battle?
All: NO!
Script writer: screw you im doing it anyway
Nudge: Well that was overly disappointing I was about to commit genocide on those zombies.
Fiery: Eh dont worry about it I’ll come out of his closet and punch him in the face so he doesnt do that again. Let’s just call it a day and drink at the bar, and you guys who don’t want to, I’ll just give you lot some rice and chicken plus water.
*At the bar*
IlluZhion: And oonetime I played the Song of Storms on myyyyy Ocarinaaaaa and soooooon after it was raining *drinks blood peacefully*
osc-omb: huh neat do you still have oneeee *while drinking alcohoil*
IlluZhion: Naaaaaah it brooooke when I accidentally droooped it. Man they’re so fragile it’s adorable…
Script writer: Whew, I’m hungry from that script. Better take a snack from the closet. *opens the closet*
Fiery: DONT EVER DO THAT ANTI CLIMATIC THING EVER AGAIN *punching him in the face*
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On 2023-01-19 at 19:50:40
Good news everyone i'm here to kill off Lemon help write episodes
I'm not even adding Lemon... 😒
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On 2023-01-19 at 19:43:35
Ok guys...
This'll be hard but I'm the new writer of this fanfic
Also new character coming in the next one
This'll be hard but I'm the new writer of this fanfic
Also new character coming in the next one
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On 2023-01-14 at 18:18:43
Uncancelled, but be aware that there won’t be a lot of episodes due to me not finding enough time to write episodes.
Jeez, thanks
I've always liked your fanfic and it would be a shame to see it go to waste so quickly
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[Fanfic] Alien Invasion
On 2023-04-22 at 09:40:48
Welp, this seems to be over for now. But how could Lemon betray me like that...? Also that thing about Lemon's ass was actually kinda funny but it was also a little cringe. Overall a great fanfic. Keep up the good work, my friend.
On 2023-01-09 at 05:14:19
Chapter 4: Part 2
*In the sky*
Lely: What the hell, why am I in the sky!!! Illuzhion, where are we going?
Illuzhion: We're going to a cave. *turns towards Lely*
*Thinks to herself* Lely: Wait, Illuzhion has a different eye color, it's red...there's something wrong with him.
*They arrive*
*Illuzhion pushes Lely in*
Lely: W-w-where am I?
*Adviser talking to an alien doctor*
Adviser: So you're saying that the boss got kicked in the stomach hard so he's in a coma? Oh hello...PISS OFF DOC
Lely: WHO ARE YOU???
Adviser: That-is none of your business. Illuzhion, who's this?
Illuzhion: Lely.
Lely: ILLUZHION WTH?!
Adviser: I see...well, Lely, welcome to the aliens' secret base. Of course, we dont want you telling your puny friends so...we're gonna mind control you just like Illuzhion.
Illuzhion: Sir, I feel kinda hungry for blood, mind if I take a sip out of him.
Adviser: Sure!!!
Lely: HOLD ON WHAT?!
*Illuzhion bites Lely's neck*
Lely: HOLY SHIT!!! *squirms into a curl and screams* IT HURTS!!! AGHHHHHHHH.
Illuzhion: I want more!!! *Grabs his daggers and stabs him in Lely's abdomen*
Lely: IT HURTS!!! HELP!!! AHHHHHHHH
Adviser: ILLUZHION, WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KILL HER!!! WE'RE GONNA GET ARRESTED!!! *treats wound*
Illuzhion: Sorry...
Adviser: Anyways, time to add the chip, I'll hide it in his hair.
Lely: What chip? Doritos?
Adviser: No dumbass, a microchip to mind control you.
Lely: Hold on what? *chip was put in his hair*
Lely: AHHHHHHH WTF, IT HURTS, WHAT'S THIS ENERGY AHHHHHHHHHHHH. *after like 30 seconds of pure agony, she becomes mind control*
What will happen in Chapter 5? Will Illuzhion and Lely be normal again? Find out on Chapter 5...
EDIT: Illuzhion wanted me to make Lely suffer...so...
*In the sky*
Lely: What the hell, why am I in the sky!!! Illuzhion, where are we going?
Illuzhion: We're going to a cave. *turns towards Lely*
*Thinks to herself* Lely: Wait, Illuzhion has a different eye color, it's red...there's something wrong with him.
*They arrive*
*Illuzhion pushes Lely in*
Lely: W-w-where am I?
*Adviser talking to an alien doctor*
Adviser: So you're saying that the boss got kicked in the stomach hard so he's in a coma? Oh hello...PISS OFF DOC
Lely: WHO ARE YOU???
Adviser: That-is none of your business. Illuzhion, who's this?
Illuzhion: Lely.
Lely: ILLUZHION WTH?!
Adviser: I see...well, Lely, welcome to the aliens' secret base. Of course, we dont want you telling your puny friends so...we're gonna mind control you just like Illuzhion.
Illuzhion: Sir, I feel kinda hungry for blood, mind if I take a sip out of him.
Adviser: Sure!!!
Lely: HOLD ON WHAT?!
*Illuzhion bites Lely's neck*
Lely: HOLY SHIT!!! *squirms into a curl and screams* IT HURTS!!! AGHHHHHHHH.
Illuzhion: I want more!!! *Grabs his daggers and stabs him in Lely's abdomen*
Lely: IT HURTS!!! HELP!!! AHHHHHHHH
Adviser: ILLUZHION, WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KILL HER!!! WE'RE GONNA GET ARRESTED!!! *treats wound*
Illuzhion: Sorry...
Adviser: Anyways, time to add the chip, I'll hide it in his hair.
Lely: What chip? Doritos?
Adviser: No dumbass, a microchip to mind control you.
Lely: Hold on what? *chip was put in his hair*
Lely: AHHHHHHH WTF, IT HURTS, WHAT'S THIS ENERGY AHHHHHHHHHHHH. *after like 30 seconds of pure agony, she becomes mind control*
What will happen in Chapter 5? Will Illuzhion and Lely be normal again? Find out on Chapter 5...
EDIT: Illuzhion wanted me to make Lely suffer...so...
I'm always abused in this fanfic 😭 why did IlluZhion wanted to make me suffer ? I'll get my revenge...
I don't care what you say anymore...
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On 2023-01-08 at 11:40:33
Chapter 6: Friends and a New Plan
Alien Leader: DAMMIT! THOSE PUNY BITCHES BROKE THE CHIPS, NOW WE CAN'T USE THEM AS SERVANTS, DAMMIT!!! WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO!!!
Adviser: Sir, you don't have to worry, remember when we visited the graveyard in our planet? I grabbed an evil alien ghost. We can use it to possess it.
Alien Leader: Ah yes! We shall possess them with the ghost! What a wonderful idea I've made.
Adviser: Sometimes in life, I still wonder what I exist.
Alien Leader: So where's the ghost?
Adviser: In the science room of the cave.
He grabs the jar and releases the ghost.
Ghost: Who has woken me up from my slumber?
Alien Leader: Hello, you're currently in planet...ok I don't give a crap about the name. So I want you to possess one of these people in this picture. *shows picture* Then make em do badass stuff by kicking their ass.
Ghost: Okay, what do I get in return?
Alien Leader: Some grass for you to touch.
Ghost: Ok, I'm gonna go now, adios mfs.
Meanwhile, the gang made a makeshift raft and a few oars from the airship's wood and rowed away into the sea. After 4 hours of no food, no water, and constant rowing, they've arrived at the GCN Yoshi Circuit port where ER Mac and Kid were staying.
Osc: Finally, we arrived at Yoshi Circuit. Now I can buy some food and a bo'oh o' wa'er.
TheOuchy1: Home sweet home.
Fiery: Let's go to the supermarket. I'll pay.
ER Mac is talking with kid in the supermarket.
ER Mac: So then, I told him to SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ELSE I'M KICKING YO A-oh hey guys, didn't see you guys😅
IlluZhion: Hello ER Mac, hello kid, what're you guys doing here?
ER Mac: I live here and kid came here for vacation. Want to go to my house? We're heading back since it's dusk.
Popplio: Sure, I'm starving right now! Let's go!
After eating dinner and watching random shows on YouTube, they went to bed. In the middle of the night, this happened...
BOOM!!!
Lely: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
Ssg: I'm scared...
Kid: It looks like a UFO crashed in to someone's house...all the aliens died except for 1, he's terrorizing the city.
Max: We have to evacuate. Nudge, K, kill that alien.
Nudge: DIE!!! *massive shooting*
Alien dies
K: He died, COULDN'T YOU AT LEAST GIVEN ME THE SATISFACTION KILL THAT ALIEN?!
Nudge: No.
Popplio: I'll extinguish the fire. Water Gun!!!
Dietsoda: Let's head back to sleep.
At 4:30am...Max wakes up
Max: *Yawns* Jeez, it's pretty dark outside...what time is it??? *looks at clock* WTF?! 4:30AM?!
StarSplizz: Gm Max.
Dark: Gm man.
Max: What the heck? You guys are already awake.
StarSplizz: I just went to piss, I'm going back to sleep. Gn.
Dark: I wake up hella early, depends on my body when I wanna sleep. I was gonna go for an early morning walk. Wanna come? I got a flashlight.
Max: Sure.
Dark and Max left the house. Unluckily for them, the ghost had just arrived at Yoshi Circuit and sees them walking.
Ghost: I see that demon and that...foxgirl thing??? Eh whatever, I'll just eenie meenie minee mo to choose who to possess.
The ghost rushes at Dark and Max and enters Max's body.
Max: Dark, I feel weir-*Falls to the ground*
Dark: Oh my god!!! Are you ok Max??? Are you breathing? Do you need air support? Speak to me...MAX, MAX, MAX!!!
Max: D-Dar-Dark, I'm being pos-.
Max stands up, ready to attack Dark...
Dark: You're? Oh hey you're back. We better head back before you-*gets kicked* AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Everyone in ER Mac's house hears Dark's scream for help.
Noob: Was that Dark?
Osc: What if he's in danger? We must save him!
StarSplizz: Actually, Max and Dark took a morning walk.
Lely: MAX?! WHAT IF HE'S ALSO IN DANGER? HURRY!!!
They ran as fast as they could and saw Max going to punch Dark who's on the floor
Dark: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU INSANE?
Max: Fool! I never wanted you as a friend...you're just a stupid little mf that somehow existed in my life.
Nudge: MAX?! ARE YOU OK???
Max: Shut up. I'm going to finish this devil and send him to where he came from, hell.
IlluZhion: Oh hell nah!!! YOU AIN'T GETTING CLOSE TO HIM!!! *Kicks Max*
Dark: Thanks.
Fiery: Dark's badly bruised. He might have to be taken to the hospital. Is Max mind controlled?
Noob: No...his eyes aren't red...what's with him anyways...
Max: YOU'RE GONNA REGRET KICKING ME!!!
Max uses telekinesis to levitate objects to throw them at the gang.Totally didn't search what powers Senko has
TheOuchy1: Max is going crazy, now he's using telekinesis to yeet all of those stuff towards us!!!
Osc: We must escape!!! We might get hit!!!
Everyone runs away except for Lely
Kid: LELY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Lely: It's risky...but...I'm gonna calm Max down.
Fiery: Are you stupid?! you might die!!!
Lely: I'm gonna try anyways!!! Max, chill down. You don't have to fight! What's wrong with you?
Max: You dare to act brave? You have made a big mistake.
Lely: Max, please! Tell me! Is that even you?
Max: It's me. You're just being a fool!
Lely: Max, you're not acting yourself, please come back to your senses.
Max: I'M DONE WASTING TIME, I'M GOING TO END YOU.
Max levitates with his fist headed towards Lely, Lely is in a state of shock that she can't move. What happens to Lely. Will Max be free from the ghost. Find out on Chapter 7...
Alien Leader: DAMMIT! THOSE PUNY BITCHES BROKE THE CHIPS, NOW WE CAN'T USE THEM AS SERVANTS, DAMMIT!!! WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO!!!
Adviser: Sir, you don't have to worry, remember when we visited the graveyard in our planet? I grabbed an evil alien ghost. We can use it to possess it.
Alien Leader: Ah yes! We shall possess them with the ghost! What a wonderful idea I've made.
Adviser: Sometimes in life, I still wonder what I exist.
Alien Leader: So where's the ghost?
Adviser: In the science room of the cave.
He grabs the jar and releases the ghost.
Ghost: Who has woken me up from my slumber?
Alien Leader: Hello, you're currently in planet...ok I don't give a crap about the name. So I want you to possess one of these people in this picture. *shows picture* Then make em do badass stuff by kicking their ass.
Ghost: Okay, what do I get in return?
Alien Leader: Some grass for you to touch.
Ghost: Ok, I'm gonna go now, adios mfs.
Meanwhile, the gang made a makeshift raft and a few oars from the airship's wood and rowed away into the sea. After 4 hours of no food, no water, and constant rowing, they've arrived at the GCN Yoshi Circuit port where ER Mac and Kid were staying.
Osc: Finally, we arrived at Yoshi Circuit. Now I can buy some food and a bo'oh o' wa'er.
TheOuchy1: Home sweet home.
Fiery: Let's go to the supermarket. I'll pay.
ER Mac is talking with kid in the supermarket.
ER Mac: So then, I told him to SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ELSE I'M KICKING YO A-oh hey guys, didn't see you guys😅
IlluZhion: Hello ER Mac, hello kid, what're you guys doing here?
ER Mac: I live here and kid came here for vacation. Want to go to my house? We're heading back since it's dusk.
Popplio: Sure, I'm starving right now! Let's go!
After eating dinner and watching random shows on YouTube, they went to bed. In the middle of the night, this happened...
BOOM!!!
Lely: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
Ssg: I'm scared...
Kid: It looks like a UFO crashed in to someone's house...all the aliens died except for 1, he's terrorizing the city.
Max: We have to evacuate. Nudge, K, kill that alien.
Nudge: DIE!!! *massive shooting*
Alien dies
K: He died, COULDN'T YOU AT LEAST GIVEN ME THE SATISFACTION KILL THAT ALIEN?!
Nudge: No.
Popplio: I'll extinguish the fire. Water Gun!!!
Dietsoda: Let's head back to sleep.
At 4:30am...Max wakes up
Max: *Yawns* Jeez, it's pretty dark outside...what time is it??? *looks at clock* WTF?! 4:30AM?!
StarSplizz: Gm Max.
Dark: Gm man.
Max: What the heck? You guys are already awake.
StarSplizz: I just went to piss, I'm going back to sleep. Gn.
Dark: I wake up hella early, depends on my body when I wanna sleep. I was gonna go for an early morning walk. Wanna come? I got a flashlight.
Max: Sure.
Dark and Max left the house. Unluckily for them, the ghost had just arrived at Yoshi Circuit and sees them walking.
Ghost: I see that demon and that...foxgirl thing??? Eh whatever, I'll just eenie meenie minee mo to choose who to possess.
The ghost rushes at Dark and Max and enters Max's body.
Max: Dark, I feel weir-*Falls to the ground*
Dark: Oh my god!!! Are you ok Max??? Are you breathing? Do you need air support? Speak to me...MAX, MAX, MAX!!!
Max: D-Dar-Dark, I'm being pos-.
Max stands up, ready to attack Dark...
Dark: You're? Oh hey you're back. We better head back before you-*gets kicked* AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Everyone in ER Mac's house hears Dark's scream for help.
Noob: Was that Dark?
Osc: What if he's in danger? We must save him!
StarSplizz: Actually, Max and Dark took a morning walk.
Lely: MAX?! WHAT IF HE'S ALSO IN DANGER? HURRY!!!
They ran as fast as they could and saw Max going to punch Dark who's on the floor
Dark: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU INSANE?
Max: Fool! I never wanted you as a friend...you're just a stupid little mf that somehow existed in my life.
Nudge: MAX?! ARE YOU OK???
Max: Shut up. I'm going to finish this devil and send him to where he came from, hell.
IlluZhion: Oh hell nah!!! YOU AIN'T GETTING CLOSE TO HIM!!! *Kicks Max*
Dark: Thanks.
Fiery: Dark's badly bruised. He might have to be taken to the hospital. Is Max mind controlled?
Noob: No...his eyes aren't red...what's with him anyways...
Max: YOU'RE GONNA REGRET KICKING ME!!!
Max uses telekinesis to levitate objects to throw them at the gang.
TheOuchy1: Max is going crazy, now he's using telekinesis to yeet all of those stuff towards us!!!
Osc: We must escape!!! We might get hit!!!
Everyone runs away except for Lely
Kid: LELY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Lely: It's risky...but...I'm gonna calm Max down.
Fiery: Are you stupid?! you might die!!!
Lely: I'm gonna try anyways!!! Max, chill down. You don't have to fight! What's wrong with you?
Max: You dare to act brave? You have made a big mistake.
Lely: Max, please! Tell me! Is that even you?
Max: It's me. You're just being a fool!
Lely: Max, you're not acting yourself, please come back to your senses.
Max: I'M DONE WASTING TIME, I'M GOING TO END YOU.
Max levitates with his fist headed towards Lely, Lely is in a state of shock that she can't move. What happens to Lely. Will Max be free from the ghost. Find out on Chapter 7...
Lol first Lemon and Nudge are possessed and almost kill Max
Then Max is possessed and goes into fucking feral mode
On 2023-01-05 at 04:11:32
Chapter 4: In The Airship
*After running for a while, they infiltrate DS Airship Fortress and threw Bowser Jr in the water to die*
Nudge: HELL YEAH, THERE'S A PUB!!! TIME TO GET DRUNK!!!
Osc: Count me in!!! Just don't light me on fire with a Molotov Cocktail
StarSplizz: Enjoy it while you can, I'm going on the bunk beds. See ya
Noob: Well I'm gonna put our food in the pub's fridge, Dietsoda, can you help?
Dietsoda: *sigh* Sure...
Fiery: I'll load the cannons just in case.
Dark: I'll help.
Lely: Me as well! Let's go.
TheOuchy1: I'll find some weapons, I think I saw a supply closet.
Ssg: Hey guys, what's that in the sky.
*UFO flying*
Popplio: Shoot it down!!!
K: On it!!!
*K hits the UFO and the UFO malfunctions and falls to the ground, killing every alien.*
*Nudge and Osc comes out*
Osc: WHAT THE F**K HAPPENED??
Dark: Oh K shot down the aliens. How'd you do that?
K: I use irl aimbot.
Dietsoda: Hey guys, have you seen Noob?
Noob: I'm here, I had to go take a dump in the bathtub, I mean, toilet.
*Meanwhile Illuzhion is currently in a cave where the aliens use as their hideout, he's tied up on a chair*
Illuzhion: LEMME OUT! YOU GREEN IDIOTS!!!
*Alien leader comes in*
Alien leader: Well, well, well, we've caught a vampire? Sweet...you can't escape. If you dare escape, there will be severe punishments. Adviser, what shall we do with him?
[color=green]Adviser: Mind control him, he'll work for us by capturing those puny b***hes.
Illuzhion: NO NO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! PLEASE!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! *cries*
Alien leader: Shut up, here's the microchip we'll insert on your hair to hide it...
*Illuzhion tries to transform as a bat*
Alien leader: Fool, we have a gas that doesn't allow you to use your powers.
Illuzhion: NO PLEASE, I BEG YOU, I'LL DO ANYTHING. I WANNA GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
Alien leader: Shush it, I'm going to put it in your hair now!!!
*Illuzhion kicks the alien leader and sadly, the chip lands on his hair.*
Adviser: It works. *activates the mind control chip*
Illuzhion: NO PLEASE NO. AHHH, MY HEAD, WHAT'S GOING ON. I WANT OUT. AHHHHHHH
*After a painful 30 secs, Illuzhion finally gets mind control*
Adviser: Perfect...
*Meanwhile in the airship*
*Everyone in the sleeping room*
Osc-omb: I'm so tired. I betteer get some sleep. Gn.
Noob: *Yawns* Same...gn
*Meanwhile, Lely is thinking of something.*
Lely: I still can't stop thinking on what happened with Illuzhion...*hears a thud outside* wtf? I better check it out
*Illuzhion standing outside*
Lely: I-I-Illuzhion???
*Illuzhion turns around and grabs Lely*
Lely: What are you doing??? Have you lost your mind?
*Illuzhion chuckles and flies towards the cave with Lely*
Lely: YOU'RE KIDNAPPING ME!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!
*Everyone in cabin hears the cry for help*
TheOuchy1: Was that Lely?
*Everyone runs outside but it's too late, Lely and Illuzhion are gone*
What happened to Lely? Will anyone get kidnapped? Find out on Chapter 5???
*After running for a while, they infiltrate DS Airship Fortress and threw Bowser Jr in the water to die*
Nudge: HELL YEAH, THERE'S A PUB!!! TIME TO GET DRUNK!!!
Osc: Count me in!!! Just don't light me on fire with a Molotov Cocktail
StarSplizz: Enjoy it while you can, I'm going on the bunk beds. See ya
Noob: Well I'm gonna put our food in the pub's fridge, Dietsoda, can you help?
Dietsoda: *sigh* Sure...
Fiery: I'll load the cannons just in case.
Dark: I'll help.
Lely: Me as well! Let's go.
TheOuchy1: I'll find some weapons, I think I saw a supply closet.
Ssg: Hey guys, what's that in the sky.
*UFO flying*
Popplio: Shoot it down!!!
K: On it!!!
*K hits the UFO and the UFO malfunctions and falls to the ground, killing every alien.*
*Nudge and Osc comes out*
Osc: WHAT THE F**K HAPPENED??
Dark: Oh K shot down the aliens. How'd you do that?
K: I use irl aimbot.
Dietsoda: Hey guys, have you seen Noob?
Noob: I'm here, I had to go take a dump in the bathtub, I mean, toilet.
*Meanwhile Illuzhion is currently in a cave where the aliens use as their hideout, he's tied up on a chair*
Illuzhion: LEMME OUT! YOU GREEN IDIOTS!!!
*Alien leader comes in*
Alien leader: Well, well, well, we've caught a vampire? Sweet...you can't escape. If you dare escape, there will be severe punishments. Adviser, what shall we do with him?
[color=green]Adviser: Mind control him, he'll work for us by capturing those puny b***hes.
Illuzhion: NO NO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! PLEASE!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! *cries*
Alien leader: Shut up, here's the microchip we'll insert on your hair to hide it...
*Illuzhion tries to transform as a bat*
Alien leader: Fool, we have a gas that doesn't allow you to use your powers.
Illuzhion: NO PLEASE, I BEG YOU, I'LL DO ANYTHING. I WANNA GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
Alien leader: Shush it, I'm going to put it in your hair now!!!
*Illuzhion kicks the alien leader and sadly, the chip lands on his hair.*
Adviser: It works. *activates the mind control chip*
Illuzhion: NO PLEASE NO. AHHH, MY HEAD, WHAT'S GOING ON. I WANT OUT. AHHHHHHH
*After a painful 30 secs, Illuzhion finally gets mind control*
Adviser: Perfect...
*Meanwhile in the airship*
*Everyone in the sleeping room*
Osc-omb: I'm so tired. I betteer get some sleep. Gn.
Noob: *Yawns* Same...gn
*Meanwhile, Lely is thinking of something.*
Lely: I still can't stop thinking on what happened with Illuzhion...*hears a thud outside* wtf? I better check it out
*Illuzhion standing outside*
Lely: I-I-Illuzhion???
*Illuzhion turns around and grabs Lely*
Lely: What are you doing??? Have you lost your mind?
*Illuzhion chuckles and flies towards the cave with Lely*
Lely: YOU'RE KIDNAPPING ME!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!
*Everyone in cabin hears the cry for help*
TheOuchy1: Was that Lely?
*Everyone runs outside but it's too late, Lely and Illuzhion are gone*
What happened to Lely? Will anyone get kidnapped? Find out on Chapter 5???
It's good but the mind control part is just straight up me
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On 2022-12-19 at 07:00:37
Episode 2: Stinky Sewers
Osc-omb: The sewers are so disgusting, for a prestigious castle, you'd expect the sewers to be clean.
Illuzhion: The dark feels so good.
Ssg: I think Nudge and Illuzhion are the only people who like the sewers.
Dark: Wait what, Nudge likes sewers?
*Ssg points at Nudge*
*Nudge aggressively shooting a rat*
Dark: Makes more sense
*Suddenly, a dog appears*
Popplio: OH MY GOD WE'RE GONNA DIE, IT'S A FURRY!!!
???: Come back here, doggy.
Fiery: Isn't that Dietsoda?
Dietsoda: Oh hey guys, what are you guys doing?
StarSplizz: Well, we're hiding from those aliens and we're just chilling.
Nudge: Hey guys, I finished obliterating those rats.
Max: Um ok?
Noob: Well, I suggest let's be quiet, I hear footsteps up there.
Lely: Sure, I have a few snacks, we can share them.
*Suddenly, an alien appears out of nowhere*
Alien: SUP BI***ES, WHO'S READY TO DIE!!!
Ssg: Nudge, kill him.|
Nudge: Sayonara from this world, *Aggressive shooting*
*Alien dies*
Osc-omb: Take that b***h.
StarSplizz: Don't tell me we gotta move.
Fiery: We do.
Lely: Dietsoda, can you carry the picnic basket.
Dietsoda: Fine.
Alien: Not so fast.
Illuzhion: RUN!!!
*Unfortunately, Illuzhion gets sucked in by an alien ship because it fit through a hole*
Max: NO!!! WE HAVE TO RUN!!!
*Everyone escapes*
Will Illuzhion get freed? Will they be able to evade the aliens? Find out on Episode 3, also sorry Illuzhion
Osc-omb: The sewers are so disgusting, for a prestigious castle, you'd expect the sewers to be clean.
Illuzhion: The dark feels so good.
Ssg: I think Nudge and Illuzhion are the only people who like the sewers.
Dark: Wait what, Nudge likes sewers?
*Ssg points at Nudge*
*Nudge aggressively shooting a rat*
Dark: Makes more sense
*Suddenly, a dog appears*
Popplio: OH MY GOD WE'RE GONNA DIE, IT'S A FURRY!!!
???: Come back here, doggy.
Fiery: Isn't that Dietsoda?
Dietsoda: Oh hey guys, what are you guys doing?
StarSplizz: Well, we're hiding from those aliens and we're just chilling.
Nudge: Hey guys, I finished obliterating those rats.
Max: Um ok?
Noob: Well, I suggest let's be quiet, I hear footsteps up there.
Lely: Sure, I have a few snacks, we can share them.
*Suddenly, an alien appears out of nowhere*
Alien: SUP BI***ES, WHO'S READY TO DIE!!!
Ssg: Nudge, kill him.|
Nudge: Sayonara from this world, *Aggressive shooting*
*Alien dies*
Osc-omb: Take that b***h.
StarSplizz: Don't tell me we gotta move.
Fiery: We do.
Lely: Dietsoda, can you carry the picnic basket.
Dietsoda: Fine.
Alien: Not so fast.
Illuzhion: RUN!!!
*Unfortunately, Illuzhion gets sucked in by an alien ship because it fit through a hole*
Max: NO!!! WE HAVE TO RUN!!!
*Everyone escapes*
Will Illuzhion get freed? Will they be able to evade the aliens? Find out on Episode 3, also sorry Illuzhion
I don't know if you know this, but I doubt that aliens would find the knowledge to kill a vampire